1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.

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Mprepz:
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Receive sense in Buharis name!

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kossyablaze:
Receive sense in Buharis name!

kossyablaze:
Receive sense in Buharis name!

God forbid
I better remain this way than become a dullard

very interesting!

Very interesting, but yet they won't yield to this advice.
These days they don't just throw stones at the window to hug but equally fuçk.
Ladies the fear of nowadays men as regards to sex is the beginning of wisdom.

Hmmmm.....hope the son listens!!

kossyablaze:
Receive sense in Buharis name!

How wicked can you be?

Succulentlick:
Very interesting, but yet they won't yield to this advice.
These days they don't just throw stones at the window to hug but equally fuçk.
Ladies the fear of nowadays men as regards to sex is the beginning of wisdom.

saint is that you?

Ps:naija women be like "I wish men can do all these".
what is ur role in all these to make sure the man has a peace of mind?

Wish men can do all these..........but in this part of the country it's only but a dream most especially #5.

KELVINXY:

How wicked can you be?


saint is that you?

nahhh not saint, morning bro

Succulentlick:
nahhh not saint, morning bro

alright. good morning man.

KELVINXY:

How wicked can you be?


saint is that you?

Ps:naija women be like "I wish men can do all these".
what is ur role in all these to make sure the man has a peace of mind?

to respect, understand and make sure I contribute my own little quota must not necessary be money, it could be ideas e.t.c.Last but not the least make sure I don't joke with his stomach and the other thing you know nah!

Succulentlick:
to respect, understand and make sure I contribute my own little quota must not necessary be money, it could be ideas e.t.c.Last but not the least make sure I don't joke with his stomach and the other thing you know nah!

mmmm.
interesting.
@ the bold:i dont know oo .
can you enlighten me a bit

KELVINXY:

mmmm.
interesting.
@ the bold:i dont know oo .
can you enlighten me a bit

x.e.s.

Succulentlick:
x.e.s.

lol. dont mind me.
but a bit of personal question.. are you M or F?

KELVINXY:

lol.
dont mind me.

but a bit of personal question..
are you M or F?

which do you think I am?

Succulentlick:
which do you think I am?

lol Nigerians eh. answering question with question
if i know,why should i be asking? let it out joor

Succulentlick:
female.

wow. like ur sense of reasoning.

KELVINXY:

wow.
like ur sense of reasoning.

oh! am blushing thanks dearie but let no one know of it.

KELVINXY:

wow.
like ur sense of reasoning.

kelvin can you visit my thread on thisWhat's The center of gravity (Intimate Zone) Of A Man And Woman? and tell me where your érotic zone lies. Don't know how to pull link but it's in romance section.

Succulentlick:
oh! am blushing thanks dearie but let no one know of it.

Alright then.
lips sealed

Succulentlick:
kelvin can you visit my thread on thisWhat's The center of gravity (Intimate Zone) Of A Man And Woman? and tell me where your érotic zone lies. Don't know how to pull link but it's in romance section.

mmmm..
ok.
will try to