I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged.


Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through the window and ran out of the compound....!


DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?


Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes !
Over to you !

APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.


I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.


1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES,
Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________________
___________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother?
________________________________
Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you hot- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.


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u go fear fear

kaima1984:
u go fear fear

I tell you

Copy and paste

Utchgirl:
Copy and paste

I didn't disagree

So what?

Obtaining B.Sc, M.Sc and Ph.D no hard reach filling that form sef, i guess wen i give him daughter belle, the form content go change to "CASH and CARRY"...

Jollyjoy:
So what?

HEY! B*CTH HOW ARE U DOING?

bunmioguns:



I didn't disagree

Gud

Afrok:
Obtaining B.Sc, M.Sc and Ph.D no hard reach filling that form sef, i guess wen i give him daughter belle, the form content go change to "CASH and CARRY"...

Lol you are right on point.

Afrok:
Obtaining B.Sc, M.Sc and Ph.D no hard reach filling that form sef, i guess wen i give him daughter belle, the form content go change to "CASH and CARRY"...

Sharp guy

Elkewwty:


Lol you are right on point.

Nah so na, No time to waste time... Once something is tested with or without servicing, it's value depreciates. NA STILL CASH nd CARRY go end am.

bunmioguns:




Sharp guy

Lol...

Afrok:
Lol...

Make you no try am soldier pikin Sha

Lwkm

bunmioguns:



Make you no try am soldier pikin Sha

bunmioguns:



Make you no try am soldier pikin Sha

Haha.... Am already messin with a soldier favourite daughter, bt i kept telling her " i dnt mind sleeping in d barrack". Lol...