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Wahala Dey by bunmioguns(m): 9:16am On Jul 13, 2015 |
I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through the window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you hot- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES. COPIED |
Re: Wahala Dey by kaima1984(f): 9:19am On Jul 13, 2015 |
u go fear fear |
Re: Wahala Dey by bunmioguns(m): 9:20am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: Wahala Dey by Utchgirl(f): 9:26am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Copy and paste |
Re: Wahala Dey by bunmioguns(m): 9:29am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: Wahala Dey by Nobody: 9:29am On Jul 13, 2015 |
So what? |
Re: Wahala Dey by Afrok(m): 9:30am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Obtaining B.Sc, M.Sc and Ph.D no hard reach filling that form sef, i guess wen i give him daughter belle, the form content go change to "CASH and CARRY"... |
Re: Wahala Dey by Johnnoah1st: 9:31am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:HEY! B*CTH HOW ARE U DOING? |
Re: Wahala Dey by Utchgirl(f): 9:32am On Jul 13, 2015 |
bunmioguns: Gud |
Re: Wahala Dey by Elkewwty(f): 9:33am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Afrok: Lol you are right on point. |
Re: Wahala Dey by bunmioguns(m): 9:40am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Afrok: Sharp guy |
Re: Wahala Dey by Afrok(m): 9:50am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Elkewwty:Nah so na, No time to waste time... Once something is tested with or without servicing, it's value depreciates. NA STILL CASH nd CARRY go end am. |
Re: Wahala Dey by Afrok(m): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2015 |
bunmioguns:Lol... |
Re: Wahala Dey by bunmioguns(m): 9:53am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Re: Wahala Dey by Nobody: 9:57am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Lwkm |
Re: Wahala Dey by naijaboiy: 10:49am On Jul 13, 2015 |
That girl go old for house. |
Re: Wahala Dey by Afrok(m): 11:52am On Jul 13, 2015 |
bunmioguns: bunmioguns:Haha.... Am already messin with a soldier favourite daughter, bt i kept telling her " i dnt mind sleeping in d barrack". Lol... |
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