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Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by nnamdizen(m): 12:39pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me –faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!’ And the husband replied ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’ “Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!” And the husband began — “Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.” The husband took a quick breath and continued – “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’” [b][/b]IF YOU WERE THE WOMAN, WOULD YOU STILL NEED THAT DIVORCE? |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by INTROVERT(f): 12:41pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by holuwamurewa(m): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
H |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by may01(f): 12:46pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Op, please continue the story |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Tallesty1(m): 12:48pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Hahaha hahaha |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:49pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
NONSENSE |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by tuffgongjo(m): 1:23pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Oro dihun,oro pesi je o,oro dihun. |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Truckpusher(m): 1:28pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Lmao. |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by oppybouy(m): 1:31pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Enockia(m): 1:33pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
may01:we all know how it ends he had one more thin his wife didnt use and he gave it to her |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by may01(f): 1:40pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Enockia:I know that, its in the story already. What was the wife's reaction? |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by misspicy(f): 1:53pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
The man is a cheerful giver,Animashaun....... |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Mmmmmn...... |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Omotayor123(f): 2:16pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Hehehe |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by nnamdizen(m): 8:34pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
adeh39:hmmmm? |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
nnamdizen: I reserve my comment |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by nnamdizen(m): 8:55pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
adeh39:who you Dey reserve am for naw? |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
nnamdizen: Wetin be your own nah |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by Brugo(m): 10:46pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Is the guy still alive and in good health? |
Re: Epic Explanation Of A Cheating Husband To His Wife by jmoore(m): 11:18pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Epic or not, the man is a he-goat. |
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