A LOVE LETTER FROM A SEC.SCH BOY IN THE MID 80s........... Dear Sugar, Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope U are swimming in the wonderful pool of good health? I am also parambulating in the wellness of cool breeze here. Sweetie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is b/c, Honey I love U spontaneously and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall,and vertically perpendicular to the ground now,I only think of U,since U are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as FANTABULOUS. Darling,plz stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart b/c I love U more than the snake loves a rat. To me each day,I start by dreaming of U. Each time I see U,my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medulla oblongata also ceases to function. Crazy,Crazy,Crazy U may say but this is true. If only U know what is going on in my encephalophatic membrane,U would prostrate. That is why I need to see U vis-a-vis soon for a better elucidation through tete-a-tete. No hyperbole and onomatopoeia,simple candidness. I think I have to pen off here b/c I still have not finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch U later. Sleep tight and don't allow those bed bugs bite you. Goodbye for now. Yous-in-love.

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Patrick Obahiagbon wrote this letter wen he was young

Lalasticlala I bet you didn't know how to write this one

Lol, I remember keeping my own safe.

naijaboiy:
Mtchew!

You'll only confuse her the more with these JARGONS.

confuse wetin she go happy say her guy get brain

D girl go fall asleep whilst reading it.

Bugs on her bed sha...


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From one old timer to another, it usually starts with; Hope you are in good health? If so, doxology!

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehe! The good old days

naijaboiy:

To sabi english na brain?

I think you should ask a lady that.

i won't laugh








i won't stop lauging rather