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| Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
*clears throat and grabs d mic* Good evening everyone, i want to start by thanking you all for coming to dis ceremony. I'd like to say a few things before i assume office as Naira city Marshal.. In case you don't know me before, am d only colonel wearing a police uniform, d only force man that doesn't know the usefulness of bullet, the only marshal thats permitted to finger a lady to confirm if she aint carrying bomb.... I believe yall know me and any one who messes with me would get shot with loads. MY 5 POINT AGENDA: 1. I would make all Romancelanders, fervent prayer warriors. 2. I would appoint an assistant to moderate and coordinate V. A. N. 3. Assemble and arrange people in order of their reasoning and intelligence. 4. I would help fight for freedom of speech but freedom after speech, i can't assure you that. 5. Finally i would sack all FTC service chief and appoint myself.. So help me God... Once again thanks to all of you for your cooperation and whoever enters here without dropping an offering would be sued. *throws d mic away nd gives his aide an head butt b4 walking away* |
| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
CUM4WHAT you sure say you get Brain  1 Like |
| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by wheesin(m): 7:48pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by KOLZY(m): 7:49pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by BANGERLEE1(m): 7:57pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by cyprianlah(m): 8:35pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Did u take ur peels  |
| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
cyprianlah:forgot them wen i went to settle a fight |
| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by anonym0us: 8:45pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by Nobody: 8:31am On Jul 17, 2015 |
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| Re: Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen Arise To Your Feet And Welcome Me***** by wordbank(m): 8:50am On Jul 17, 2015 |
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