chris evans
Jeremy renner.....come in jeremy renner
jeremy renner
Dude you are still alive? How did you survive james blasting you with his chest laser canon?
chris evans
Oh that happened? Ehn let's just shrug it off and try not to remember how i ended up in a hospital when i got shot with bullets in winter soldier
jeremy renner
yea that will be inconsistency at its best, anyway status report
chris evans
Well we've trashed korea making this the second country we've wrecked in this movie but its cool everyone seems to be ok with it
jeremy renner
leaving sorrow tears and blood behind you gotta love the avengers
chris evans
And scarlett is missing good thing we can track her right?
jeremy renner
No we can't
chris evans
Really? Didn't we shove something down her throat........ wait that didn't come out right
jeremy renner
No we don't track our agents cause we believe in the right to privacy in the avengers
chris evans
O_o rrrrrrrright! Anyway what about her gadgets can we track them?
jeremy renner
Robert downey only creates only super computers and things that go boom he doesn't have time to create tracking devices
chris evans
Ok then perhaps you could chase down the flying truck?
jeremy renner
Yea my arm is tired
chris evans
Aww! But she's one of us
jeremy renner
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a sh*t? this guy(pointing at himself)
That would teach her to kick my butt
chris evans
Lang....ugh why do i even bother *rolling eyes* Anyway i've captured james enablers
jeremy renner
Who? The dude with a crush on me and his creepy sister? Awesome
chris evans
And We are not prosecuting them
jeremy renner
Say what?
chris evans
They are totally on our side now
jeremy renner
Yea a Telepathic mutant and her bullet speed bro dragging along a dangerous droid with part of james consciousness in it, o yea they can totally be handled
chris evans
What's that supposed to mean?
jeremy renner
Look why don't we serve up elizabeth to the africans? afterall they are asking for mark's head for what happened in south-africa wakanda and she was the real culprit here she can't just support terrorism, back down and get away with it without even a slap on the wrist that's not how things work
saddam hussein
yea tell me about it
chris evans
that's against my policy i never turn over my enemies, only security agencies whom i expose real good to the whole world including villains What an irony how am i the good guy here?
jeremy renner
*rolling eyes* anyway what's the situation with the droid?
chris evans
Well we have the droid and currently it's in the hands of robert
jeremy renner
What the f*ck?
elizabeth olsen
Yea have you got saw dust or chicken sh*t for brains? You are totally leaving something that dangerous in the hands of robert downey jr AGAIN? Isn't that how we got here in the first place
chris evans
Sh*t you're right! you guys are bad role models
Guess it's time to show the fan boys a clip of what captain america civil war would be like,
narrator
Meanwhile chris hemsworth approaches Stellan Skarsgard for help
chris hemsworth
Hey dr Skarsgard so i was totally mind f*cked by a hypnotist and i feel i should try to understand what happened
Stellan Skarsgard
Yea just like visiting a neurologist to treat a bruise on your head
chris hemsworth
But i saw idris elba and he kept saying i killed them all
Stellan Skarsgard
Maybe that's because you broke tom hiddleson out of prison for diddly squat reasons and ended up with your a*ss getting kicked out of asgard, tom grabbing anthony hopkins throne and perhaps killing everyone else
chris hemsworth
I need to take a bath in lake "underground" which strangely is still not area 51 by now you know despite all the weird sh*t that happens here, anyway a bath would get my head around this
Stellan Skarsgard
And what do you need me for again?
chris hemsworth
to watch me swim n*ked
Stellan Skarsgard
Gross! Isn't that something you should ask natalie portman to do with you?
chris hemsworth
No it's too dangerous for her
Stellan Skarsgard
*rolling eyes* here's an idea why don't you ask elizabeth olsen what she zapped into you head?
joss whedon
Because i'm too busy duplicating avengers part 1 this part will count as the part where the avengers lost to the villain and split up to go accomplish mudane objectives, plus.......... we need to get chris n*ked to compensate the chicks and the gay dudes in the audience
chris hemsworth
Grrrr i'm having a vision, the vision i'm having is a special vision which in my vision is a capital vision because VISION
audience
Ugh we get it vision is joining the avengers today could you go on with it?
chris hemsworth
ahem! Hello? Having a vision here? *takes deep breath* VISIONNNN......... You know what? *sigh* this is silly but it beats starring in red dawn though
narrator
Meanwhile robert downey jr is busy NOT LEARNING FROM HIS MISTAKES when mark walks in

mark ruffalo
Hey i just destroyed an african city and my love interest scarlett johansson is missing but screw that sh*t i'm not even going to panic or act worried lets do some science sh*t
robert downey jr
Hey mark you are just in time to catch me awaken an unpredictable and indestructable droid with about 70% of james spaders consciousness
mark ruffalo
Seriously? why?
robert downey jr
Because i'm going to put paul bettany's consciousness into it this time
mark ruffalo
Shouldn't we be returning it to the korean hospital? Now the avengers steal, kill and terrify people it's official, heroes and villains have different meanings in marvel dictionary.......... wait a minute how is paul bettany alive again
robert downey jr
Well all i did was the part where you jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster than is technically possible without time travel.
audience

chris evans
complicated science theories isn't an excuse to avoid plot details raaaaaagh!(Proceeds to whoop robert's a*ss)
Robert downey jr
Hey paul handle chris for me while i perform a lazarus on the droid
chris hemsworth
(Hopping out of no where) I don show (fries the robot with his hammer)
robert downey jr/chris evans
hey man not cool
robert downey jr
Wait a minute whose side are you on by the way? Are you destroying it or giving it juice to revive it
mark ruffalo
I think he was trying to kill it clearly chris doesn't know the procedure robert was using to bring it to life neither did he know the status of robert's activity infact this is literally the first time he's seen it
chris hemsworth
Actually i was trying to revive it since in marvel universe lightening can do anything
paul bettany
Yawn! Who woke me up from my beauty sleep f*ck yeah i'm finally a billion dollar movie wohoo!(Goes nuts)
mark ruffalo
it's alive it's alive it's........... Stealing from frankenstein seriously marvel?
chris evans
Robert WHAT!!! HAVE!!! YOU!!! DONE?!!!
robert downey jr
Oops this dude can fly, shape shift and...........
paul bettany
........... I totally just lifted chris hemsworth's hammer
chris hemsworth
Oh man we're f*cked
chris evans
*scowls*
paul bettany
But fortunately even though i'm partly james spader i'm totally a good guy because i am also part paul bettany............. And i know that screams homo parenting but i'll like to see the kid who would make fun of me on the school bus, now let's go kick some a*ss
scarlett johansson
does anyone care about my a*ss getting kidnapped by a murderous robot?
jeremy renner
Fine! Hey guys we just lazily located james spader, turns out he has scarlett captive in polandsokovia along with all of hydra's technology, resources and some bullsh*t telegraph from last century which scarlett is conveniently using to communicate with us
chris evans
Alright guys suit up we are going in for the battle finale against james and his metallic droid army
aaron tyler
Cool that means i get to seat this one out
chris evans
No these robots can easily be defeated by one punch from anyone so go suit up
aaron tyler
Oh no not my embarrassing green leotard from kickass
chris evans
No of course not instead you shall wear a track suit and sneakers cause hey that's cool in eastern europe am i right? Ok we shall evacuate the whole of the city that's right the 7 of us are going to evacuate a population of a bazillion, kajillion wajillion people
audience
wow you mean you are not going to have your finale in a city with tons of screaming people in danger
chris evans
PSYCHE! Like we are gonna let that cliche slide of course that's gonna happen
narrator
Meanwhile remember how scarlett had a one on one talk with tom hiddleson in avengers one? Well they are doing it again this time with scarlett in captivity because........FORMULA
james spader
So scarlett i'm a lonely AI who needs company let's chat up
scarlett johansson
Ok was that your first kiss........oops wrong script i mean, why did you want to upload yourself into another life form? sounds like someones been watching too much child's play

james spader
No, its more like a pinnochio reference i was born with "strings" and now i want to be a real boy it's a nod to disney for making marvel a billion dollars so now my question, does your flourescent suit have a use or are you just trying to piss off tron legacy?
scarlett johansson
My question next, how do you plan to destroy the world?
james spader
With vibranium
scarlett johansson
You mean you'll infect the world's water supply with vibranium?
james spader
Nope
scarlett johansson
You gonna build an army of vibranium robots and fly them around in vibranium covered aircrafts and attack people with them
james spader
What? no
scarlett johansson
You wanna fire a vibraium crusted missile at china and attach a note that America did it?
james spader
No i'm gonna apply it to a hydraulics machine i stole from man of steel then i'll pick up each city in the world and throw it down till it turns into mush
scarlett johansson
*snap* brrrrrr sorry i dozed off while listening to the most boring villain evil plan ever
narrators
The avengers head to poland sokovia to save the world
jeremy renner
Why can't the polish sokovian national guard control the evacuation and rescue
paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
Why is the polishsokovian military isn't freaking out about their airspace occupied by a bunch of murderous psychopaths?

paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
So we are stopping james spaders evil plan how do we know poland sokovia is his end game?

paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
How come we are trying to save polish sokovians who hate us for unexplained reasons?
robert downey jr
O they are totally cool with us for unexplained reasons
paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
How come the twins are about two feet away from robert downey jr and yet they ain't trying to kill him or at least confront him for allegedly killing their parents?
paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
If paul bettany was just born yesterday how come he can speak english so clearly
paul bettany
shut up pink-eye
jeremy renner
hey that was 3 years ago
You shut up
paul bettany
No you shut up
jeremy renner
No you shut up
paul bettany
No you shut up
jeremy renner
No you shut up
paul bettany
No you shut up
jeremy renner
No you shut up
chris evans
Worst family trip ever
mark ruffalo
Tell me about it
narrator
Meanwhile james spader has kicked his plan up in the air no really half of poland sokovia is in the sky and even almost out of the stratosphere because what a CGI drunk movie needs is MORE CGI
chris evans
Oh my God all those people must be running out of oxygen because of the height we must hurry

sokovians
no hurry we are totally fine just go kickass
jeremy renner
How come the ground isn't splitting from you know GRAVITY and IMBALANCE?
mark ruffalo
Scarlett is still alive? Wow looks like james is getting soft anyway i'll free you with this guns designed from the sceptre
jeremy renner
Wait a minute why didn't hydra just brain wash world leaders to do their bidding with the sceptre?
mark ruffalo
Can it jeremy don't you have some reharshed pep talk to give to a female lead
jeremy renner
Oh that's right hey elizabeth quit being a p*ssy.............oh never mind just wait here till i say you can come out ok?

To be continued....

Eapps:


Smh nairalanders please make una help am laugh

epic

mrmagoo:
U go fear debaters

Eapps i will be

Very disappointed with you if you aren't a lawyer or pursuing a career in law (Y)

Where is that Op? Have you crawled into your hole because people aren't praising your lazy hobby this time heheheheheheheheh lwkmd

better thing no dey ever commot your mouth?

shockwave91:
severee i don't think u'll need to do a "swing and a miss" for fantastic four. The movie sounds like pure sh*t. Check out the critics consensus for the movie. LOL!

Of all movies to reboot na fantastic 4 them go do, loox to me like they have a lot of cash to burn besides dc would make them sit up when they start their own super hero movies

Raalsalghul:
You should understand that the film didn't flop literally. The film flopped when compared to its expectations at the box office. Fans and box office analysts were projecting the film to make about 2 billion dollars at the international box office due to the success of the first film, hype and the anticipation. But it didn't. it didn't even make up to the box office figures of the first avengers movie. Conclusively, the film didn't flop literally (it still raked in profits), but it flopped when compared to its expectations of 2 billion dollars. Hope you understand now?

Eapps, here is your answer. As for baddass villains, Loki is hugely regarded as the only superb villain in the MCU (I'm not feeling him though). As for severee, good job, keep it up.

GJames:

Eapps, here is your answer. As for baddass villains, Loki is hugely regarded as the only superb villain in the MCU (I'm not feeling him though). As for severee, good job, keep it up.

thanks, i kinda agree with epps though loki is pretty boring

severee:

thanks, i kinda agree with epps though loki is pretty boring

I mentioned it also that i don't like Loki.

GJames:

I mentioned it also that i don't like Loki.

then i agree with you as well

severee:


Of all movies to reboot na fantastic 4 them go do, loox to me like they have a lot of cash to burn besides dc would make them sit up when they start their own super hero movies

i just really think FOX is full of sh*t

lanreajirobaju:
O god @severee i thought i was the only one who hated this terrible movie i was even afraid to open mouth about the movie to my friends severee you deserve one truck of orijin abeg kindlyy bash these movies for me:
-john wick
-jupiter ascending
And
Mortdecai
Thank you

John Wick?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

shockwave91:


John Wick?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't see the movie though, i'm getting tired of the assassin vs thugs revenge thrillers i've seen like 4 of them this year alone
Plus i heard they murdered a puppy for no reason

severee:


Didn't see the movie though, i'm getting tired of the assassin vs thugs revenge thrillers i've seen like 4 of them this year alone
Plus i heard they murdered a puppy for no reason

Dude, go and watch John Wick, trust me, you will never regret it.

kayo80:


Dude, go and watch John Wick, trust me, you will never regret it.

i don't wanna i hate when they torture animals in movies

severee:


Didn't see the movie though, i'm getting tired of the assassin vs thugs revenge thrillers i've seen like 4 of them this year alone
Plus i heard they murdered a puppy for no reason

@bolded. U heard? Hehe. Dat was the John's motivation for revenge. Granted, the premise of the film is a bit silly but what i really dug in the movie was just the action & d dialogue(most times). I also thought the ending was sh*t. It's just one of those movies u pass time with.

severee:


i don't wanna i hate when they torture animals in movies

They didn't show how they killed the dog or the dead dog... we just heard a gunshot.

narrator
The avengers begin whooping a*ss
robert downey jr
Hey look i'm flying around instead of trying to hack into james spaders droid henchmens system or using an EMP on them or something
jeremy renner
And i'm fighting off these robots with my multiple choice arrows try to top that stephen amell
chris hemsworth
and i'm calling lightening when the sun is out
aaron tyler
I'm feeling the need the need for speed
mark ruffalo
Hulk go crazy and smash robot like in avengers part 1 and hulk no worry about killing this time cause hulk kill robots
sokovians
We are dying and needing help but those saved by the avengers are televised while we sweep under the carpet the ones falling to their death
jeremy renner
Hey why don't robert downey do the monkey sky rescue he did in iron man 3?
paul bettany
I'm ripping robots apart
jeremy renner
Really wasn't paul born yesterday who taught him how to fight?
don cheadle
And i'm here to........am sorry why am i here again?
joss whedon
Good question f*ck off
don cheadle
okay
droids
Hey we're droids and we were made with no skills and to fall apart like lego toys when anyone touches us
scarlett johansson
And i'm kicking robot a*sses and trying to look sexy while i do cause that's what little kids came to see
narrator
Shield's floatinf fortress arrives with samuel l jackson, cobbie smulders and the tons of undercover hydra agents that caused shield to shut down in the first place
aaron tyler
What's that noise? Is that godzilla? I thought he wasn't in this movie?
chris evans
No my friend that is shield being what its supposed to be
aaron tyler
really? Shield is a life guard? i was expecting them to be an agency who stops threats before they happen
samuel l jackson
Hmmm i wonder why people are running around like we are just getting started didn't we station hours before getting here?
jeremy renner
Hey note to villains when you want to attack or invade the world you should focus on attacking continents simultaneously not focusing all of your resources on one city don't you think the rest of the world will nut up and prepare for your impending visit after this attack james? James? Where is he?
james spader
Hi guys i've abandoned my tight schedule to kick the sh*t out of chris hemsworth Wait a minute where is your hammer?
paul bettany
PEAROD b*tches(knocks james out the window)
narrator
Suddenly the avengers gather in some kind of gazibo
james spader
Well poland sokovia is high enough in the air perhaps i should drop it on another country to keep the avengers busy with saving all the people and move to the next country to terrorize but screw that, i shall fight the avengers with all of my resources robots ATTACK!
narrator
Remember when the avengers gathered round and was kicking demon alien a*sses in the part 1 well they do it again i guess joss just looooooves to insult our intelligence
scarlett johansson
Hey why aren't aaron taylor and elizabeth olsen attacking us? And who is that tanned guy?
jeremy renner
Lady i ask the questions here
narrator
So they fight, they fight, they fight and sometimes bite and they fight some more and i think don cheadle showed up but i can't really say cause he disappeared or was sidelined two seconds later
robert downey jr
Alright boys time to kill james spader
chris hemsworth
So how do we do it?
robert downey jr
Er em eh you know what? I'm too tired to think let's just blast him away the way i did mickey rouke in iron man 2
james spader
Ha! Feel free to blast away its not like i don't have another copy of james spader stashed away somewhere........i don't have another body duplicate
Oh sh*t (hops into the quinjet)
jeremy renner
Hey how come chris evans shield can withstand force and blasts but james falls apart so easily?
joss whedon
shut up
jeremy renner
And couldn't james just eat up paul again and build a robot using robert's lab?
joss whedon
Shut up
jeremy renner
And what's that stuff robert keeps using to blast things? and why don't they ever run out? and how does he load it unto his suit? And how come it doesn't over heat his suit?
joss whedon
uh jeremy why don't you go help that little boy over at the corner
jeremy renner
Hmmmm sounds like a trap but i don't have anything doing so........
joss whedon
james you are up
james spader
(Flying the quinjet)
Ladidadi i hate everybody i wanna cause trouble so i'll shoot everybody
narrator
But just as jeremy renner is about to be introduced to bullets marvel springs an clark gregg death scene on us because the avengers tradition must be go on
jeremy renner
You got shot? Aren't you faster than bullets?
aaron taylor
Yea but i just saw peter evans in days of future past and decided to kill myself for being so lame i just hope marvel haven't bought the lazarus pit from DC comics and choose to wake me up with it erk!(Dies)
joss whedon
i bet no one saw that coming?
audience
Well we saw elizabeth scream in the trailer which could either mean she was taking a huge dump or she was moruning someone , so we connected the dots
joss whedon

jeremy renner
I'm not dead? wohooo(gets blasted in the nuts again) really marvel? anyway hey elizabeth you can come out now your brother just OverDosed on bullets
elizabeth olsen
Oh no my brother has been killed with bullets created by robert downey from a plane created by robert downey been piloted by an AI created by robert downey this increases the pressure on my revenge-ometer ok maybe james was right our objective for going after the avengers is totally lame
samuel l jackson
Em i have to nuke the city of floatopia so it won't crush the rest of the city
cobbie smulders
Ok let's do it, i mean it's not like the radiation or debris from the explosion will affect the city on ground right?
chris evans
Avengers gather all these people unto the hellicarrier before the nuke gets here
james spader
Hmmm there's the nuke the fight the invasion oh no don't tell me the next thing that's going to happen is.....
mark ruffalo
Holla motherf*cker(tosses james out of the quinjet)
james spader
Ouch!
narrator
Elizabeth confronts james all sexy like
james spader
and here i was thinking this wasn't an er*tic thriller
elizabeth olsen
Hey baby where does it hurt perhaps i can kiss you there(flips through script) oh i'm supposed to kill you phew! For a second there i thought i was about to fellate a robot i had already packed my hair back and everything
james spader
So you're risking your life to destroy one of my copies? You're not too bright are you?
scarlett johansson
Hey mark our mission is over time for us to elope
mark ruffalo
*rolling eyes* after the gross story you told me? Please i'll rather elope with my right hand you clingy c*nt(cuts video call) hey how come hulk fly quinjet? hulk hand too big for controls
narrator
So the avengers save a city the world again even though sokovians no longer have homes, may lose their sh*t for experiencing such a traumatizing attack and sokovia is practically chernobyl but who cares? The avengers killed the bad guy that they created so i guess that counts as saving the world am i right? , next james spader is in the woods when he meets paul bettany
james spader
Oh look at that body just check it out check out all the goodies it should have been mine
paul bettany
reel it in creepy i'm your son,any way i'm here to thank you for giving me life BY KILLING YOU
james spader
kill me? Have i been deleted from the internet yet?
paul bettany
Let's just assume that part of you was offscreened to death
james spader
Oh come on you can't kill me i'm your pops you need me to guide you through life and teach you what i've learnt from all the time i've spent on earth
paul bettany
Dude you are totally a week old,i think i will do alot better with my other dad paul bettany who is way older than you
james spader
Ok fine i would like to know how scarlett and mark patched things up she looked pretty sad about how things were between them
paul bettany
Scarlett? Whose scarlett?
james spader
Damn it okay fine c'mon we are both the only AI droids on earth, can't we just bond for a bit? You know in a denny crane and alan shore balcony style i've got my cubans
paul bettany
No
james spader
Can i rub your nuts for good luck?
paul bettany
What kind of question is that? no
james spader
Oh barnicles
paul bettany
Happy fathers day dad (flashes james to death)
james spader
Ouch! All you had to do was yank out my battery was the showing off necessary? Erk!(Dies)
narrator
[s]so the avengers folds up because their, Benefactor robert downey jr gets arrested for assisting terrorism/genocide and they leave world policing to the real world police who have built an avengers team of their own based on war machines designs,mark ruffalos blood sample with tim roth and stronger super hero steroids the type used on sebastian stan ,elizabeth puts mark into a trance which stops him from getting angry and turning into the hulk after which she sets off to take revenge on stark enterprises for the loss of her family,jeremy goes post traumatic and murders his whole family,scarlett opens a match-making business and cobbie takes classes on how to be a more interesting character, chris hemsworth lives with natalie portman as a stay at home husband and oh chris evans finally buys a home with his avengers severance pay[/s] the avengers all say their goodbye like a movie from the 90s
robert downey jr
See you boys later i'm returning to my billion dollar home in my kick-ass auto pilot sports car even though i just killed and displaced thousands of people
samuel l jackson
Yea and rather than building back the homes of the displaced people, we've decided to build this ultra-sexy avengers facility
chris hemsworth
And i'm returning to asgard because exile has another meaning in my kingdom(vanishes)
jeremy renner
And i shall be returning home to do whatever i do that no one really gives a flying f*ck about
scarlett johansson
Aw! Mark isn't picking my calls i'm so heart broken(2seconds later) alright i'm good again let's go drill those cadets who are way more stronger and skilled than we are
chris evans
Yea man i'm home no really i'm home i totally am going to be sleeping in my office and wearing this ridiculous outfit for the rest of my life, now lets go put the fear of God into the avengers division"lucky to be here"

anthony mackie
Anothony mackie reporting for duty even rather than staying away from the military you know since i never shut up about how i lost a friend in the iraqi war
don cheadle
Don cheadle leaving the army as a decorated officer to go join a private security company sound choice my friend
paul bettany
Paul bettany reporting for duty i'm just glad i'm in no cheesy AI movie with johny depp anymore
elizabeth olsen
Elizabeth olsen reporting for duty? Wait a minute don't i join the brotherhood? This is like harley queen leaving the suicide squad and joining the justice league
joss whedon
Well at least i didn't make you f*ck your dad like spike lee
elizabeth olsen
good point
thanos
Damn! I'm still in this movie(puts on glove) gotta go get killed-off "i shall do it myself"
joss whedon
Oh my chris has returned to asgard, mark is missing, robert is retired again and the avengers on ground are basically trainees, how will they stand against the fury of thanos? how will they protect the world? oh the stakes are so high...........ehn we will just delete that and act like they never happened
End

raalsalghul:

You should understand that the film didn't flop literally. The film flopped when compared to its expectations at the box office. Fans and box office analysts were projecting the film to make about 2 billion dollars at the international box office due to the success of the first film, hype and the anticipation. But it didn't. it didn't even make up to the box office figures of the first avengers movie. Conclusively, the film didn't flop literally (it still raked in profits), but it flopped when compared to its expectations of 2 billion dollars. Hope you understand now?

So because the movie didn't make 2billion or because it didn't meet its
Projection that makes it a flop? So if the prequel didn't meet its projection it would've been a flop too? Well it's your opinion sha

mrmagoo:

U go fear debaters

Loooool i'm not a debater o it just comes out of me when some little kids are trying to use primary school sense to avoid direct questions that irritates me alot, well now he's learnt sha

mrmagoo:

Eapps i will be
Very disappointed with you if you aren't a lawyer or pursuing a career in law (Y)

Stop scoping me jo

GJames:

Eapps, here is your answer. As for baddass villains, Loki is hugely regarded as the only superb villain in the MCU (I'm not feeling him though). As for severee, good job, keep it up

So i don't understand, is loki a superb villain or does he suck? Cause your post is saying two different things

Eapps:


So because the movie didn't make 2billion or because it didn't meet its
Projection that makes it a flop? So if the prequel didn't meet its projection it would've been a flop too? Well it's your opinion sha


Loooool i'm not a debater o it just comes out of me when some little kids are trying to use primary school sense to avoid direct questions that irritates me alot, well now he's learnt sha


Stop scoping me jo


So i don't understand, is loki a superb villain or does he suck? Cause your post is saying two different things

It's like you can't comprehend simple english. I said the film didn't flop “Literally”. And yes, when a film doesn't make up to its box office expectations, then it can be said to be a flop but not in the literal or dictionary sense of it. Understand?

Raalsalghul:
It's like you can't comprehend simple english.

Smh i just knew you would go there how predictable well at least next time wait for me to actually show my lack of comprehension because this up there doesn't make sense

Raalsalghul:

I said the film didn't flop “Literally”. And yes, when a film doesn't make up to its box office expectations, then it can be said to be a flop but not in the literal or dictionary sense of it. Understand?

Who said anything about the movie flopping literally i was only trying to understand your angle(if there's any)
Smh you're just trying too hard to flaw this movie, well no one cares anyway so why bother?

Eapps:

Smh i just knew you would go there how predictable well at least next time wait for me to actually show my lack of comprehension because this up there doesn't make sense

Who said anything about the movie flopping literally i was only trying to understand your angle(if there's any)
Smh you're just trying too hard to flaw this movie, well no one cares anyway so why bother?

Like I said before, am not sure you comprehend simple english (not an insult). I said Avengers: Age of Ultron flopped, I didn't say it was flawed. How can I say a film is flawed when I haven't seen it? Can you please answer that question? But on the other hand, I can say a film flopped because I have access to its box office earnings which I can access on different websites and sources and Age of Ultron didn't flop in the literal sense of it (except when compared to expectations). Flopped and flawed are not the same thing my dear. Take time to understand my words before you quote me.

Raalsalghul:
Like I said before, am not sure you comprehend simple english (not an insult). I said Avengers: Age of Ultron flopped, I didn't say it was flawed.

Tsk tsk "you are trying to flaw this movie" and "the movie flopped" how do these sound alike? Wasn't it obvious that i was referring to something else? While a movie flopping and a flawed movie aren't the same thing A flop actually counts as a movie flaw just as bad legs count as body flaws and i said you're trying to flaw this movie because your reason for its flop made no sense ,if they are to grade hollywood movie flops based on your angle almost every hollywood movie would be a flop, It's just like when a university undergraduate thinks he will finish school with a firstclass based on the build up of his previous semesters but drops to a second class upper and despite his academic achievement we call him a failure anyway just because he didn't meet his traget of firstclass, how does that sound to you?

Raalsalghul:

How can I say a film is flawed when I haven't seen it? Can you please answer that question? But on the other hand, I can say a film flopped because I have access to its box office earnings which I can access on different websites and sources and Age of Ultron didn't flop in the literal sense of it (except when compared to expectations). Flopped and flawed are not the same thing my dear. Take time to understand my words before you quote me.

Anyway like i said it's your opinion and i won't be the one who will ask you to discard it i've said all i have to say but it's obvious you are looking for a fight and sadly i'm not really in the mood but don't worry just sit tight and have a little faith another toddler with a phone and a lot of time to kill and similar intentions as you may just come your way take care!

Smh.. lack of understanding sha. Some people need to learn similarities and differences between terminologies rather than strutting around feeling all smart

This is the list of all core members of the avengers

Black Panther

Black Widow

Captain America

Captain Marvel

Falcon

Hank Pym

Hawkeye

Hulk

Iron Man

Luke Cage

Quicksilver

Scarlet Witch

Spider-Woman

Thor

Vision

Wasp

Wonder Man


Feel free to read all about them
http://marvel.com/characters/list/986/core_team_members?&options%5Boffset%5D=0&totalcount=17

More are to come of the avengers.

I'll really wish for BLACK PANTHER to be introduced next.

After seeing Captain America's shield surving Thor's smash, then i had to google about the shield. Then i asked:
What is Captain America without his shield?
Along the line his shield breaks but he restored it sha

Eapps:



Tsk tsk "you are trying to flaw this movie" and "the movie flopped" how do these sound alike? Wasn't it obvious that i was referring to something else? While a movie flopping and a flawed movie aren't the same thing A flop actually counts as a movie flaw just as bad legs count as body flaws and i said you're trying to flaw this movie because your reason for its flop made no sense ,if they are to grade hollywood movie flops based on your angle almost every hollywood movie would be a flop, It's just like when a university undergraduate thinks he will finish school with a firstclass based on the build up of his previous semesters but drops to a second class upper and despite his academic achievement we call him a failure anyway just because he didn't meet his traget of firstclass, how does that sound to you?



Anyway like i said it's your opinion and i won't be the one who will ask you to discard it i've said all i have to say but it's obvious you are looking for a fight and sadly i'm not really in the mood but don't worry just sit tight and have a little faith another toddler with a phone and a lot of time to kill and similar intentions as you may just come your way take care!

. You are as dumb as your statement which compared movies to university grades. Don't you have a dictionary at home? Well, let me help you out of your stupidity. According to the encarta dictionary, Flaw: a mark, fault, or other imperfection that mars a
substance or object. However, Flop: a total failure. But I know you, your stupidity will allow you to quote my comment on “Flop” saying that I said flop means a total failure when actually, in the initial argument I said it was a flop compared to its predecessor and not literally. A movie can be a flop but not have flaws e.g The Shawshank Redemption and at the same time, a movie can have flaws and not be a flop (box office success) e.g Transformer: Age of extinction
. Now I hope you are cleared of your dumb mentality. Finally, why are your emotions, heart and mind so invested in this movie. Are you a Marvel share holder or a Marvel fan girl. Or is the MCU paying you any royalties. Well, I just hope your stupidity doesn't allow you to go back to your word and quote me.

Hello! no one showed up? Sorry about that, you really wanted to fight someone today right?

Raalsalghul:
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Well, I just hope your stupidity doesn't allow you to go back to your word and quote me.

Lol fear fear, don't sht your pants like I said I'm not in the mood to chew u up like I did to someone who is still. Licking his wounds don't worry I'll go easy on you

Raalsalghul:
. You are as dumb as your statement which compared movies to university grades.

Oh I'm glad you think that statement is dumb I made it extra silly so you could see what your flop explanation looks like

Raalsalghul:
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Don't you have a dictionary at home? Well, let me help you out of your stupidity. According to the encarta dictionary, Flaw: a mark, fault, or other imperfection that mars a
substance or object. However, Flop: a total failure.

Exactly! a flop (mostly commercial) mars a movie. Don't you agree? or do you think flops count as anything else to a movie? feel free I'm pretty open to anything today

Raalsalghul:
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But I know you, your stupidity will allow you to quote my comment on “Flop” saying that I said flop means a total failure when actually, in the initial argument I said it was a flop compared to its predecessor and not literally. A movie can be a flop but not have flaws e.g The Shawshank Redemption and at the same time, a movie can have flaws and not be a flop (box office success) e.g Transformer: Age of extinction

Loooool no need to go crazy now like I said it's your opinion and I can't make you change it

Raalsalghul:
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. Now I hope you are cleared of your dumb mentality. Finally, why are your emotions, heart and mind so invested in this movie. Are you a Marvel share holder or a Marvel fan girl. Or is the MCU paying you any royalties.

Oh you saw that? don't worry that's just
How I get when grown ups act like children around me it's really irritating don't you think?

Eapps:
Hello! no one showed up? Sorry about that, you really wanted to fight someone today right?


Lol fear fear, don't sht your pants like I said I'm not in the mood to chew u up like I did to someone who is still. Licking his wounds don't worry I'll go easy on you



Oh I'm glad you think that statement is dumb I made it extra silly so you could see what your flop explanation looks like

Exactly! a flop (mostly commercial) mars a movie. Don't you agree? or do you think flops count as anything else to a movie? feel free I'm pretty open to anything today


Loooool no need to go crazy now like I said it's your opinion and I can't make you change it

Oh you saw that? don't worry that's just
How I get when grown ups act like children around me it's really irritating don't you think?

You can never chew me up and like I guessed you couldn't just ignore my post. You had to reply. You keep typing LoL to give me this false impression that you are laughing, laughing at your brain's inability to put a valid and logical argument. I gave you some references; Shawshank redemption and Transformers: Age of extinction, but your sub-zero arguing skills couldn't come up with one. I guess your I.Q is still operating at the level of a primary one student who thinks 1+1=11. Moreover, if someone at your age (considering the profile pic) could not put up a reasonable argument with proper references, then Mr. Bean's character is a genius compared to you. You might be physically mature, but up there is as empty as a vacuum. Finally, giddy up cos if it's exchange of words you want here, then am down!

O boy! Do you guys ever get tired?

Nice one op so what is next?

the people above the 2 people above me and below severee's last post are full of sh*t!


Severee see how ur thread has been hijacked and turned into summerslam. Sorry mehn...

@shockwave91 make I end them fight for them
Eapps:

Raalsalghul:
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You can never chew me up

So says the guy who just served himself on a platter with his contradicting posts, his desperate effort to derail and his immature tantrums, imagine if I'm to capitalize on those

Raalsalghul:
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and like I guessed you couldn't just ignore my post. You had to reply.

and that is a bad thing because?

If it's anything it just proves how interesting. You are or would you rather prefer if I acted like those childish nairalanders in the house who make recurring attacks using a different nairaland account acting like someone else?

Raalsalghul:
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You keep typing LoL to give me this false impression that you are laughing, laughing at your brain's inability to put a valid and logical argument

Ok so I'm pretending to laugh at my stup1d1ty? You know that doesn't make sense right? If my laughter upsets you that much just say so

Raalsalghul:
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I gave you some references; Shawshank redemption and Transformers: Age of extinction, but your sub-zero arguing skills couldn't come up with one.

Pardon my zero brain activity here but you can't expect me to invest all of my energy into this, it is a no brainer, a movie not meeting its expectation cannot be classified as a flop simple, but if you want references, you could give me the website where you saw age of ultron's commercial expectations and I will look through the website for the tons of other hollywood flicks that share the same fate

Raalsalghul:
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I guess your I.Q is still operating at the level of a primary one student who thinks 1+1=11. Moreover, if someone at your age (considering the profile pic) could not put up a reasonable argument with proper references, then Mr. Bean's character is a genius compared to you.
You might be physically mature, but up there is as empty as a vacuum.

Hmmm I've barely even committed to this issue and you're already running out of things and you're basically just relying on desperate insults just to stay relevant, you should commend me for how much I'm trying not to laugh right now,

but jokes aside though, have we met before? cause you seem to be taking this mudane issue way too personal

Raalsalghul:
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Finally, giddy up cos if it's exchange of words you want here, then am down!

Exchange of words would just make things more meaningless you know that. anyway if you want to fight so bad why don't you review your other prospects? like mrmagoo for instance You just might just have some "luck" there


Watch out for raalsalghul's repsonse

brothers:
@shockwave91 make I end them fight for them
Eapps:



So says the guy who just served himself on a platter with his contradicting posts, his desperate effort to derail and his immature tantrums, imagine if I'm to capitalize on those

and that is a bad thing because?

If it's anything it just proves how interesting. You are or would you rather prefer if I acted like those childish nairalanders in the house who make recurring attacks using a different nairaland account acting like someone else?

Ok so I'm pretending to laugh at my stup1d1ty? You know that doesn't make sense right? If my laughter upsets you that much just say so

Pardon my zero brain activity here but you can't expect me to invest all of my energy into this, it is a no brainer, a movie not meeting its expectation cannot be classified as a flop simple, but if you want references, you could give me the website where you saw age of ultron's commercial expectations and I will look through the website for the tons of other hollywood flicks that share the same fate

Hmmm I've barely even committed to this issue and you're already running out of things and you're basically just relying on desperate insults just to stay relevant, you should commend me for how much I'm trying not to laugh right now,

but jokes aside though, have we met before? cause you seem to be taking this mudane issue way too personal

Exchange of words would just make things more meaningless you know that. anyway if you want to fight so bad why don't you review your other prospects? like mrmagoo for instance You just might just have some "luck" there


Watch out for raalsalghul's repsonse

Raalsalghul:
Once again you have failed to inform me of when I. Contradicted myself because your lack of reasoning knows no bounds. You were the one who asked the question and I provided my answer too bad your brain is like a kick and start generator and the longer I spend to clarify things for your empty head the harder it gets for you so I will just allow you to keep swimming in your stup1d1ty
Moreover,I still have plenty of things to say but your cluelessness is hardly making it a challenger so I've grown bored finally, how much does marvel pay you to make a fool of yourself all over nairaland?



Oya raalsalghul eapps we all know as e dey go, we know say the two of you get sense just shake hands make everything finish for here so we go fit hear word

brothers:
@shockwave91 make I end them fight for them
Eapps:



So says the guy who just served himself on a platter with his contradicting posts, his desperate effort to derail and his immature tantrums, imagine if I'm to capitalize on those

and that is a bad thing because?

If it's anything it just proves how interesting. You are or would you rather prefer if I acted like those childish nairalanders in the house who make recurring attacks using a different nairaland account acting like someone else?

Ok so I'm pretending to laugh at my stup1d1ty? You know that doesn't make sense right? If my laughter upsets you that much just say so

Pardon my zero brain activity here but you can't expect me to invest all of my energy into this, it is a no brainer, a movie not meeting its expectation cannot be classified as a flop simple, but if you want references, you could give me the website where you saw age of ultron's commercial expectations and I will look through the website for the tons of other hollywood flicks that share the same fate

Hmmm I've barely even committed to this issue and you're already running out of things and you're basically just relying on desperate insults just to stay relevant, you should commend me for how much I'm trying not to laugh right now,

but jokes aside though, have we met before? cause you seem to be taking this mudane issue way too personal

Exchange of words would just make things more meaningless you know that. anyway if you want to fight so bad why don't you review your other prospects? like mrmagoo for instance You just might just have some "luck" there


Watch out for raalsalghul's repsonse

Last I remembered, I was having a feud with eaaps (or whatever her moniker is). Who are you, I ask my self? Oh! I remember now. The 13 year old that finally had a see through of her breasts and like a lap dog comes here to bark in her defence. I noticed how detailed your response is. Tell me the truth, have you been rehearsing that all night?