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No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Dklef(m): 7:08am On Jul 30, 2015 |
We lv yu mum! .. .. FEEL AMONG! FTC & LTC on here....On behalf of Mums and Dads, Lets share those old memories together! Using the harsetag below: #YouKnowYourMumisNigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she warn you from chasing girls around. Instead of u facing your studies. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she tells you repay her for the food You've been eating since birth when You only askd her to return d money she kept for you .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If she shakes her head at you while you're leaving the church just b4 holy communion .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She reminds you how many hours she spent in labour giving birth to you each time you offend her. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She promises to buy you a gift if you come first is class but never does. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian [b/] If You borrow her some cash and when you request for it back..she's like "all the food you have been eating nko?" . .. .. [b]#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When After shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with " after you people will say I'm shouting" .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She gets to buy already made Gowns for Christmas for you and threaten to return when u frown cus its too big. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian If She goes to the market and start pricing until the seller start s crying . .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She tells ur 6-yr-old brother "keep behaving like a kid, your mate dey give woman belle. .. .. #youknowYourMumisNigerian When after beating the hell outta your life then she go like "you want to kill me abi? " .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When Each time she reminds you she didn't kill her mother so you will not kill her. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag? And she replies: Put it on my head .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She refers anything bad to your enemies and turns it to a prayer ....ME : O ti re mi ....MUM: ota e lo ma re. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She says that you can drink the coke with a visitor then beats the hell out of you after the visitor leaves. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian ME:*Gives mom assignment* .... MUM:Go and meet your brother ....ME:You dont even know it ....MUM:Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She warns you that as a girl, when you shake a boy's hand, you'll get pregnant. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She prices just one commodity round 3 stores then, goes back to the first one to buy. (Xo Annoying af! .) .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She serves a meal not enough for everyone, claiming her share is in kitchen. Then she sleeps hungry. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When You want to follow her out she says go and wear your slippers ....by the time you are back she's gone. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She never stops using this phrase "YOU THINK YOU DOING ME? its YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING". .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When The only thing she doesn't want to hear from you is 'peem'. .. .. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When She touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin .. .. MUM: Shebi am talking to you and your keeping quiet ..... ME: But... ..... MUM: Keep quiet, i'm talking! 1 Like |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by kossyablaze(m): 7:09am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Exactly 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by loomer: 7:11am On Jul 30, 2015 |
A perfect MOM |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by segzyj(m): 7:11am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Do I ? |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Dklef(m): 7:18am On Jul 30, 2015 |
cc ishilove
Lalasticala |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by boboLIL(m): 7:19am On Jul 30, 2015 |
dis one na remix and e no swt |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by babyfaceafrica: 7:20am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Mothers are the bombs,they treat there kids better than their husbands..it is well!!! |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Dklef(m): 7:40am On Jul 30, 2015 |
babyfaceafrica: |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Nobody: 8:42am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Recycled |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by tpiander: 9:05am On Jul 30, 2015 |
And when you're nigerian but with a non nigerian mum? Folks should make up something for this category as well. |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Nobody: 10:13am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Lol, my mum is definitely Nigerian |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Dklef(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
ishilove |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Dklef(m): 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
tpiander: eeyah! |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
then my mum is from where then? |
Re: No Regrets, We're Rather Proud Of Nigerian Mums by tpiander: 5:04pm On Jul 30, 2015 |
Dklef: |
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