IAmTobore:
LWKMD. Wetin dey worry u @halfrice?

"It" is lonely

halfrica:

I followed him yes any problem?
Is it affecting d oxygen goin into ur nostrils?

Where u not d one protesting abi crucifying those posting blasphemous comments abt d bible n God earlier
na him u dey run ur mouth anyhow ,dey talk like agbero wey dey park. no sign of a good xtian in u at all like u pretend to be. so stop decievin ursel

hahn:

"It" is lonely

LOL

fireforfire:


Where u not d one protesting abi crucifying those posting blasphemous comments abt d bible n God earlier
na him u dey run ur mouth anyhow ,dey talk like agbero wey dey park. no sign of a good xtian in u at all like u pretend to be. so stop decievin ursel

No nau am just playing
God loves me more than u are tinkin hope u kno?

IAmTobore:
LWKMD. Wetin dey worry u @halfrice?

Tambolo ekun i honey dey catch me well i won chop macaroni

Dmcool:
If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days, Some PMs and posts would be like

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt #Shaking#

2. Pimping my camel....... Jerusalem here I come.

3. Chilling with Moses at Mount Sinai..... miracles are doing down here. #OMG#

4. Adam and hobby got banished....... They ate from the forbidden fruit #shm

5. Chilling in first class at Noah's Ark.... The view here is fantastic... But 'em Lion keep staring at me #Weird

6. Some people are so cruel! Cain, how do u kill your own brother. #RIP

7. #OMG Jesus just turned water into wine, Guys don high, we gonna party till mama calls.


Feel free to add urs.

scoffer

Dmcool:
If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days, Some PMs and posts would be like

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt #Shaking#

2. Pimping my camel....... Jerusalem here I come.

3. Chilling with Moses at Mount Sinai..... miracles are doing down here. #OMG#

4. Adam and hobby got banished....... They ate from the forbidden fruit #shm

5. Chilling in first class at Noah's Ark.... The view here is fantastic... But 'em Lion keep staring at me #Weird

6. Some people are so cruel! Cain, how do u kill your own brother. #RIP

7. #OMG Jesus just turned water into wine, Guys don high, we gonna party till mama calls.


Feel free to add urs.

this is the type of thread nairaland moderator love , mocking thread .*when they say peace and safety then sudden destruction came upon them *

Psalm 23 has six verses.It is especially
appreciated by unsaved church people
who like to think the Lord is their
Shepherd when He's not. Unfortunately,
some of the better known portions of
Scripture are the portions that deal with
anything except salvation. Perhaps the
most well known verses of Scripture--or
portions--are the Sermon on the Mount, I
Corinthians 13,the Ten Commandments,
the Lord's Prayer,
and Psalm 23. Now, the reason why
these are favorites is because nothing
in one of those passages could tell
anybody how to be saved. And all
those passages assume the man is either
an Old Testament saint or a
New Testament saint. So all unsaved
people like those portions of Scripture
that don't call their sins to their
attention.
But since we(born again) are saved, we
do know the Lord is our Shepherd, and
that He is our personal Shepherd. And I
can truthfully say that the Lord is my
shepherd individually.
This is the Shepherd Psalm.Psalm 22
deals with the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
and resurrection. Psalm 23, then, deals
with the relationship of the Lord Jesus
Christ to the individual saint after the
resurrection. And Psalm 24 plainly
speaks of the Second Advent of the Lord
Jesus Christ. The Psalms are laid out in
prophetic order: Psalm 22, the
crucifixion; Psalm 23, a picture of the
Church Age; and Psalm 24, a picture of
the Second Advent.
Psalm 23 has a beautiful outline: In
verse 1 we have a happy life. In verse
4 we have a happy death. And in verse 6
we have a happy eternity. In the great
Psalm, Psalm 23, we find the Lord is with
me, He is beneath me, He is before me,
He is around me, He is after me, and He
is ahead of me. Psalm 23 is David
historically speaking about his
relationship with the Lord, and pictures
the relationship of the Christian who's
got into the right fold.
The Lord is my shepherd" Notice the
personal wording. The Lord is not our
shepherd. The Lord is my shepherd.
There's a big difference when you get
to know the Shepherd. "The Lord is
my shepherd.
The Lord is my Shepherd:
That's Relationship!
I shall not want:
That's Supply!
He maketh me to lie down in
green pastures:
That's Rest!
He leadeth me beside the still
waters:
That's Refreshment!
He restoreth my soul:
That's Healing!
He leadeth me in the paths of
righteousness:
That's Guidance!
For His name sake:
That's Purpose!
Yea, though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death:
That's Testing!
I will fear no evil:
That's Protection!
For Thou art with me:
That's Faithfulness!
Thy rod and Thy staff they
comfort me:
That's Discipline!
Thou preparest a table before
me in the presence of mine
enemies:
That's Hope!
Thou annointest my head with
oil:
That's Consecration!
My cup runneth over:
That's Abundance!
Surely goodness and mercy
shall follow me all the days of
my life:
That's Blessing!
And I will dwell in the house of
the Lord:
That's Security!
Forever:
That's Eternity!
https://www.nairaland.com/2304670/shepherd-psalm

halfrica:
Tambolo ekun i honey dey catch me well i won chop macaroni

Mtchew!

IAmTobore:
Mtchew!

Av been like dis since morning cos am alone in my room in the hostel
Av been lonely sorry if i ever hurt u ok

nairalandprince:
really hilarious



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halfrica:
Av been like dis since morning cos am alone in my room in the hostel Av been lonely sorry if i ever hurt u ok

Na u sabi.

fireforfire:


Where u not d one protesting abi crucifying those posting blasphemous comments abt d bible n God earlier
na him u dey run ur mouth anyhow ,dey talk like agbero wey dey park. no sign of a good xtian in u at all like u pretend to be. so stop decievin ursel

It shall be well with you.

IAmTobore:
Na u sabi.

Try to be nice ok

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Bonapart:
@op am not sure you know the meaning of blasphemy...
You want to make men laff and disregard the word of God... may God forgive y'all

What's sinful there? He said, IF...Conditional.

emusmith:


What's sinful there? He said, IF...Conditional.

there are other things to make silly suggestions about not sacred things

Bonapart:
there are other things to make silly suggestions about not sacred things

Ok

Peter will be like 'everybody stay indoors # jesusarrested

TheRealAdonye:
@Jesus would have had the largest number of followers on Twitter.

followed and be healed like d biblical woman was healed just by the touch of his cloak.

dude chill out...do u even know what blasphemy is? how does this disregard God's words?

Bonapart:
@op am not sure you know the meaning of blasphemy...
You want to make men laff and disregard the word of God... may God forgive y'all

Abraham: "Yahweh told me to kill my son, then he was like 'lol just a joke, now go cut off part of your penis, lol no joke'".
@yahweh are you mad?

Moses: Talked to a burning bush yesterday. The bush answered back. I need to cut back on the weed.

Yahweh: This is a reminder to all my followers to tell me how great I am EVERY SINGLE DAY. #justgodthings

kossyablaze:
Lol....I smell lies...How can Jesus raise the dead!

U stole my FTC. Are you contributing to the joke or you really don't know Jesus raised the dead.

menesheh:



God, what's up na, noah don finish the ark, bring down the rain na. So curious mann. Shout-out to ma niggaz who could make it to the ship #40daysrain

Why don't you just enjoy christianity and not question it.

And I didn't notice you weren't the one I was replying or re u nt the one that said the eck thing

Esdb3:


U stole my FTC. Are you contributing to the joke or you really don't know Jesus raised the dead.

The joke

angieberry:
dude chill out...do u even know what blasphemy is? how does this disregard God's words?

you should be the one to chill cos you dnt know that's "foolish and unlearned question" the bible talks about

And that's very foolish of him

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