Ok

Ok

5,6,9,17 holy Moses,that's really funny.

quite intersting










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Funny

According to WHOM

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

You don kolo oo.

salelemoid:
how can they finish syllabus in a nyt

Actually I once did...

The op completely describe me expecially the one of finishing syllabus in a night, solving problem and relationship matter

salelemoid:
how can they finish syllabus in a nyt

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where did u get this nonsense from? if that is your own funny facts as you call it please dont generalize it and stop dragging this glorious profession in the mud.

If you are an engineer in the house please read before you comment and do the needful ,...

But not all Engineers smoke

Radarada ! Iranu!! Abasha!!!

catalanscrew:
Proudly registered Engineer some of them you're right.

are u coren?

repping my brothers oh ah...

salelemoid:
how can they finish syllabus in a nyt

Ah! you never see.

When we unserious guys no dey read during semester. Na the night before exam you go kuku carry all your hand out, textbook and note read. Highest three hours sleep.

Anyone wey you no fit remember you choke.

CivilzedTyger:
But not all Engineers smoke

majority of us do...

lionel4mercy:
where did u get this nonsense from? if that is your own funny facts as you call it please dont generalize it and stop dragging this glorious profession in the mud.

If you are an engineer in the house please read before you comment and do the needful ,...

Lol... you are a private university engineer... obviously...

Kemy11:
Proudly An engineer


School Riot nko

.... hah school riot and sug politics are usually controlled by engineers

Proudly an Engineer
We rock jor

kamez:
'An engineer cannot build a relationship with a lady'

i stopped reading immediately I saw this.

my dad is an engineer and lived with my mum for 38 yrs before she passed away.


I am an engineer and I be been in a steady relationship for 4 yrs...



where in earth do nairalanders dig up all this yeye post from?


anyway........... we engineers rock!

That is my confusion.... how can someone come up with this and ......
well kinggenesis please many of those things are wrong, i m sorry, not approved!!!!!!!!!!

kinggenesis, walahi you are exponentially right!

hahaha...@op....i am definately..
1, 2, 3,7,13 and 17.....infact when i look back to my school days it amazes me the way i did no. 2..

An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving

Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE.

This one applies to intelligent babes only

Phunmibi:
kinggenesis, walahi you are exponentially right!

This your personal text ehn

iPopAlomo:

majority of us do...

Lolz is it part of ur profession?

Proudly an Engineer..... We rock

themejiwalker:


This your personal text ehn

urgh, wetin do am na.

Some things are not supposed to make frontpage.
@Op, Federal Ministry of health warns that smokers of weed are liable to create nonsensical post

Lolzz

Proudly engineer



Lol@dat cigar point Why must dey increase the price of ordinary cigar

@op.lol