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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Tex42(m): 6:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
Lemme add mine;

* engineers are womanizers

* For engineering students, their second department on campus is the mass comm. dept. Don't ask me why.


Engineers rock!

Proudly an engineer!
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Nobody: 6:59pm On Aug 05, 2015
I'm proud to be an Engineer
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Nobody: 7:01pm On Aug 05, 2015
hollowpot15684:
Incase u don't know, A vulcanizer is also an Engineer.
No. Hez a technician. grin

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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by people3: 7:06pm On Aug 05, 2015
A proud Engineer .........
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Abdulkatcha(m): 8:20pm On Aug 05, 2015
proudly engineers here we com
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by AGB7(m): 8:34pm On Aug 05, 2015
chai. OP i no fit shout. Some so true. Ok, here is mine: Engineers love K. A STROUD.

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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by nedby: 9:50pm On Aug 05, 2015
It not true.engineers are the most gifted souls on planet earth.
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by benELOHIM7(m): 10:10pm On Aug 05, 2015
Lol....only an engineer can dagbo a dagbo dat looks beta than d accurate
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 05, 2015
Proudly COREN registered engineer here.But you are wrong on some of the stated fact.
Engineers are managers too.Infact,we wear the Panama hat on our hard hat.
As a Waffi guy,i will say 'tuale' for you.
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Topman0001(m): 10:42pm On Aug 05, 2015
I don't agree with what the OP writes here, very few are true. Besides, it would have bn better if u said Engr'g students. I'm a practicing Engr, u just made me feel someone lied against me.

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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Favolly(f): 11:45pm On Aug 05, 2015
Why are we assuming that the engineer is a guy? undecided
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by hikmojj(m): 12:17am On Aug 06, 2015
I'm proud to be an Engineer...

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Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Kruzilano(m): 1:03am On Aug 06, 2015
kinggenesis:
Source ke...... Na me be the source. wink
broda someone else has posted this..... as a matter of fact i copied it to my fone
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by rooqee120(f): 7:15am On Aug 06, 2015
klickash077:




6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when condom grin grin costs #50 instead of #40.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer
grin grin grin grin grin grin
hmmm I see
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by speaktome(m): 7:37am On Aug 06, 2015
jamislaw:
Guy hw far i read met/mat too, do u skul in A.b.u


No...Futo
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by LordNapier(m): 8:12am On Aug 06, 2015
dyabman:
1, 3, 7 , 10
EXACTLY!!!
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by nizelgirl(f): 9:04am On Aug 06, 2015
Hmmm I agree with you on some while others are not true especially on relationship. I'm an Engineer also married to an Engineer and u've never had any issue on our relationship for years now. Anyway you still try.
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Mznaett: 10:30pm On Aug 06, 2015
Colsorubak I rep Civil Engineers......... smiley
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Mznaett: 10:41pm On Aug 06, 2015
@Tex42


* engineers are womanizers

* For engineering students their second department on campus is the mass comm. dept.


Engineers rock!

Proudly an engineer!


Guy ur head dey dia lol

Engineering guyz are damn naughty. Dey so much love masscom like mad.

If u ask dem y? dem go say dem no be gay hahahahah nd na make dem no go fit date dia fellow men (ladies) 4dia dept lol
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Tex42(m): 11:05pm On Aug 06, 2015
Mznaett:
@Tex42


* engineers are womanizers

* For engineering students their second department on campus is the mass comm. dept.


Engineers rock!

Proudly an engineer!


Guy ur head dey dia lol

Engineering guyz are damn naughty. Dey so much love masscom like mad.

If u ask dem y? dem go say dem no be gay hahahahah nd na make dem no go fit date dia fellow men (ladies) 4dia dept lol
Lol! U are right, that is what engine guys actually calls engine girls(fellow men). I don't do that though cos it's very derogatory for me to refer to them as men. There are other ways I subtly taunt them when I get naughty.

Na engine girl u be, abi mass comm?
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Mznaett: 11:09pm On Aug 06, 2015
@Tex42 Na confirm engine girl I be o

I...rep...CEC cool
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by Tex42(m): 11:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
Mznaett:
@Tex42
Na confirm engine girl I be o


I...rep...CEC cool

CEC?


*Modified*

Rep CVE...

CEC = CVE =Civil Engineering.
Re: 17 Funny Facts About Engineers: [MUST READ] by colsorubak(m): 12:04am On Aug 07, 2015
Mznaett:
Colsorubak I rep Civil Engineers......... smiley


that's great my engr

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