engineers don't hide files. they simply hide it from prying eyes so they don't get brain damaged.

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

pinshure or idonbilivit

I'm one and alot of your points are correct but not all.

We are able to keep relationship;

We know something and only engineers know this. Contrary to your point.

most people do not know that there is nothing like developed world without us. Anything you see around you are created by us. Just us.


They only remember us when things are not working well or fully functional. But they forget us once all is smooth again. ...


A doctors mistake kills one patient but an engineers mistake Can kill a whole city....even the doctors can't do their work without the equipment made by engineers. ...we are every where and no where without us.


Alot more but we do have our short comings too.....

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.


7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.


9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.


12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.


15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

Lmao...no. 12 still dey funny

kamez:
'An engineer cannot build a relationship with a lady'

i stopped reading immediately I saw this.

my dad is an engineer and lived with my mum for 38 yrs before she passed away.


I am an engineer and I ve been in a steady relationship for 4 yrs...



where on earth do nairalanders dig up all this yeye post from?


anyway........... we engineers rock!

My brother, I wonder how these stupid posts make it to FP. I wonder how posts concocted by an unserious fellow will make it to the fp of a blog that great minds visit. I'm seriously bothered about the credibility of this nl.

@ klickash077 come and see this

Number 11,

we do that Three nights in a row just before taking the course exam.

u r ryt bro

Proudly an engineer

5,7,8 proudly and always an engineer... I love Engineering

female engineers are always treated wit much respect....just like how am treated...,hehehe ...female engineers rock...

Gaddamn, WTF? It's like I'm looking at a f...ing mirror. Nice one OP.

Proud Engr.

Na only we engineer d cook beans for 5minutes. Pot of beans on d hot plate with two boiling rings immersed in the pot lol. I lov us engine boys, Abusite for life.

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

Guy On point!

Engineering mind is all I have.

Guy hw far i read met/mat too, do u skul in A.b.u

speaktome:
I don't see all those attribute in my life as a Metal/Material engineer I am













#signatureme#mybiz#

themejiwalker:


I admire your courage. I want to be like you when i grow up sha.

Are your folks in support?

abegu sir, I still be youngi o

debbie:
An engineer doesnt care about the exam nor the number of questions that he answered,he is interested in his final GP

An engineer doesn't know much about socializing and investment. Hence, they are boring and relatively poor

You shd be confused but engineers are not

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

Alakoba ni e

Nice one op. You are 90% correct. I no dey smoke but bottle dey help wella, I fit work 15 hours non-stop. Thanks to OAU

kamez:
'An engineer cannot build a relationship with a lady'

i stopped reading immediately I saw this.

my dad is an engineer and lived with my mum for 38 yrs before she passed away.


I am an engineer and I ve been in a steady relationship for 4 yrs...



where on earth do nairalanders dig up all this yeye post from?


anyway........... we engineers rock!

Bros, do not take this thing personal na, its just a joke, 95% of the things do not apply seff, but its always nice to try to be geeky or nerdy

rooqee120:
@ klickash077 come and see this

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when condom costs #50 instead of #40.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer

That number 17 ehn. .Very true

kamez:
'An engineer cannot build a relationship with a lady'

i stopped reading immediately I saw this.

my dad is an engineer and lived with my mum for 38 yrs before she passed away.


I am an engineer and I ve been in a steady relationship for 4 yrs...



where on earth do nairalanders dig up all this yeye post from?


anyway........... we engineers rock!

Dont mind them. We rock the boat well. I dont even smok as an engineer. I dont even drink orijin. Why do they lie against the anointed profession? what will the world be without an engineer? Engineers are the best lovers.

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

Guy u no well..
Nos. 7 and 17 got me rolling on the floor

amazing facts....we rock

No_ 5, 6,& 16 makes no sense 2me. Bt d odas are funny indeed.

4me I Fink NO_4, 7 &17 are d funniest.

kingarizona1:
This topic is suppose to be tagged "Nigerian Engineers"______ lemme add mine #Engineers believes anybody that's not an engineer does not know anything about Engineering


Nice one OP____ this topic reminded me of Jonny the Engineering Student
Papa - Jonny let us wait for the electrician to come
Jonny - No papa, I can fix it, am I not an engineering student?
*shocks him*
Papa - did it shock u??
Jonny - No papa let us wait for the Electrician

that video funny die

If you like you dance like jackson,oo iyen ko kan mi,

If you like you break like raymond,omo iyen ko kan mi,

OWO NI KOKO...MALO NAGERE..

Owo NI koko.