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9 Types Of Boyfriends by sexyLeamon(f): 7:02am On Mar 21, 2009 |
Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV." Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk Advantages: Stays put; predictable Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'." Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig Lazybones - "Zzzzzz" Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict Advantages: Well rested; easy target Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams The Sneak - "Who, me?" Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt Disadvantages: May be having time of his life Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?" Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster Advantages: Perpetually aroused Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--" Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind Advantages: Tells good stories Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus" Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?" Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by biina: 9:20am On Mar 21, 2009 |
How come I am at the bottom of the list? |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Archilles(m): 9:40am On Mar 21, 2009 |
biina: Nice one!! |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Nobody: 12:54pm On Mar 21, 2009 |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by johnnygan(m): 3:28pm On Mar 21, 2009 |
Damn, are you for real |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Infoseye(m): 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2009 |
chai what about types of girlfriends now abi where is the girls version lets see nah |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by bluespice(f): 4:14pm On Mar 21, 2009 |
biina |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by sexyLeamon(f): 3:50am On Mar 23, 2009 |
biina:you wish |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by topup: 3:53am On Mar 23, 2009 |
Hmmm, a little difficult seeing the clear distinction between the types of guys. If this was not copy and pasted, good effort still. The guy I want doesn't fit or fulfil any of those things listed. . |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by beyunce(f): 7:50pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
nice, x |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by tngtech(m): 7:55pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
@poster Which among these category does your boyfriend falls into |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by viclee009: 11:01pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Dem, she must have been around the block |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by sexyLeamon(f): 8:45am On Mar 24, 2009 |
tngtech:number 9 |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by tayoccu(m): 11:05am On Mar 24, 2009 |
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Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Nobody: 11:28am On Mar 24, 2009 |
@poster,U failed to mention the 10th type of boyfriend which i fall into,Mr. Perfect-always does his things perfectly,a perfectionist,never nag,always there for u,faithful,fun to be with,very homely,a husband material,and every womans dream man. Advantages:he's always perfect disadvantage:never does nothin imperfect,and never takes BULL*SHIT |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by romsky: 11:31am On Mar 24, 2009 |
not so perfect still |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Ben13: 11:35am On Mar 24, 2009 |
tngtech: sexyLeamon: |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by romsky: 11:39am On Mar 24, 2009 |
benjy if studio catch u apapa go reject u |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Tranngirls(f): 11:50am On Mar 24, 2009 |
Another example of man hating rubblish stop hating men, Poster i hate girls like you. Girls like you make guys call us gold diggers "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"" stupid girl |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by romsky: 11:51am On Mar 24, 2009 |
haba which one be transfer of aggression kip it cool it was all copy & paste |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by charles316: 12:57pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
sexyLeamon: @SEXYLEAMON,U CAN ONLY WISH.STOP READING MILLS AND BOOM. |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Vuitton(m): 1:31pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
charles316: Lol. I second that. |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by romsky: 4:39pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
d guy above me is btw 1 & 8 |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by tytylayor: 5:04pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
lomade u r no. 5 |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
@romade,why did u say i'm not still perfect,"ogini kan mae" what have i done |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by sexyLeamon(f): 7:44am On Mar 26, 2009 |
tiniyata:no one is perfect my dear anyway nice attitude keep at it! charles316:please be clear Tranngirls:I wouldn't insult u, before I turn this topic into a 10 page of argument. Ben20001: romade:studio knows ben as my friend so all is well |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by candylips(m): 11:46am On Apr 19, 2010 |
yawns |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by petebor02(m): 11:57am On Apr 19, 2010 |
@poster is a gold digger.come and have sex,not in my yacht |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by fubiluv: 12:15pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
Nice one . But that is not all, we still have a lot more other types of boy friends. |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by petebor02(m): 12:20pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
fubiluv:so discuss |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by filani(m): 4:04pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
@ sexy leamon seriously girl ,what were you thinking when you started this thread? Oh Thats right you weren't really thinking were you? admit it! . you were like '' am in a bad mood right now so i'll log on to nairaland and dump this two-bit drivel online just for a cheap thrill " . Can you say IMMATURE P.S if your current guy falls into the '' Mr Right" group as you claim , doesn't it make sense that you would be too busy having the time of ur life with him to dump this trashy post on NL ? i think ur spending too much time in La La Land , wake up !!! Tranngirls: @ Tranngirls Tell me about it !!! everty time i turn around more of this childish crap[/b]turns up on NL but you know what don't waste ur energy being mad at her rather you might even want to shed a tear for her since she has told us that being a pampered Bleep BUDDY on a private yacht is her idea of a perfect relationship ! *Filani dancing to the Lyrics of the song [b]Golddigger by Kanye West* |
Re: 9 Types Of Boyfriends by 190: 5:19pm On Apr 19, 2010 |
im all combined in one!! |
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