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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by exlinkleads(f): 7:38am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Hahahahah, can't stop laughing but come to think of it, is useless to get angry with ur mum cuz of some of their stu.pid errands. Is funny how they will ask u to off the tv, that it has been on since morning and is hot now. Hahahahahaha ooo I love u so much mum and dad too ooo 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by therealdeal10: 7:40am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Ur mum is a Nigerian when u r aving a conversation wit her n she's nodding her head den u tell her mummy go n sleep na n she says "no continue am hearing wat u r saying" Luv u mum 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by yollychika(f): 7:45am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Moms dey do no. 7 really |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by watzisname: 7:45am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When she gave you money for offering in church n she watches you wen it is offering time to make sure u paid d offering 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by AjaoMT2: 7:46am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When you whistle a tune in the morning and she shouts “aaaah, la’aro kutukutu” (this early morning); you do it in the afternoon and she shouts “aaaah, losan gangan (this hot afternoon), you do it at night and she shouts”looru oganjo”(so late in the night) and you wonder when you will ever be allowed to whistle your tune. 5 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by watzisname: 7:47am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When she tells you to carry your bible along unless you will not be allowed to spend d week end in your friends place..... 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by dhorlipizzu(m): 7:48am On Aug 17, 2015 |
No be lie |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by princealexndre(m): 7:54am On Aug 17, 2015 |
i wrote this shit and banito copied it..nairaland this is not fair |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 8:00am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When i go out to play football and when i come back and ask for food she will say go and collect it from ur father's mother and i will reply she has died;she ll tell me to go and meet her i ll just be sullen and moody and after some minutes she ll say go and take ur food:i can remember a day when she was passing by along the field we used to play football and a guy marked me roughly and my mother was annoy and vex that all of my friends started laughing:the following day i woke up late and she asked me hw is yesterday work becoz u work labouriously 3 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Btruth: 8:02am On Aug 17, 2015 |
prettydiva89: Lovely. Great memories indeed. Trust my mother, she will deal with any naughty child, and still be the same person to be panic when you started running a temperature, not knowing to her that you wanted play a fast one on her too that you are sick. Sweet mother she is. "Ki Olorun ba mi wo Maami ooo"......lol. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Abbey2sam(m): 8:02am On Aug 17, 2015 |
koligs: I love them both so I hit share and like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by kolokolobi(m): 8:06am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When you are invited to her bedroom a day after you know you have committed a crime. Then you no its pay day. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by IceDude(m): 8:06am On Aug 17, 2015 |
INDUSTRIALFAN:Lol, u just made me remember what happened in our house some years ago. My mum mistakenly broke a plate and she tried to cover up by saying "Av told u guyz to alwayz position these dishes properly yet u wont listen".....My younger sister laffed and said "mummy! Mummy!! If na anoda person break am we for nor hear word 2day o".....Funny mums 3 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 8:10am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Btruth:lol.. Ki olorun WO mama gbogbo was. Orisa bi iya osi. she's simply irreplaceable in my life 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 8:12am On Aug 17, 2015 |
AjaoMT2:yea yea funny mum |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by talktonase(m): 8:29am On Aug 17, 2015 |
xclusivelyurs:bros there is nothing wrong in sharin laughs... |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by MrsAnyanwu(f): 8:47am On Aug 17, 2015 |
rezzy:hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa dis guy no kill me ooo, wetin b dis, hahhhhhhaaa. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by solodox(m): 9:04am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Bonapart:More like iraq! |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by holysina(m): 9:07am On Aug 17, 2015 |
prettydiva89: thanks very much, u just made my day. hahahahaahahahahahaahahahah |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by youngaz(m): 9:24am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Wen she report u 2 ur dad nd wen dad want 2 beat u she wil say"baba cum i did nt tel u 2 beat im nw"nd dad wil b lyk "why did u nw report im den" 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by pinky1974: 9:35am On Aug 17, 2015 |
pendusky:Huh are u sure or u never took note of it |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by vivavik(f): 9:40am On Aug 17, 2015 |
That number 8 is over true. How they watch the tv when sleeping beats my imagination cos immediately u change the station she will wake and start shouting. They are still the best thns that happened to us. May God bless and keep my mama, Amen. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by benELOHIM7(m): 9:53am On Aug 17, 2015 |
My mum learnt a style. Instead of waiting for u to come within range she will ask u to get sometin for her in her room while she follows quietly kolokolobi: 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by sigain: 9:55am On Aug 17, 2015 |
The one i love most. When your Nigeria mother tells you not to lie and the next minute she will say, tell the person at the door am not at home. When you say mummy you told us not to lie. what you will hear is............ ehn sebi am your mother, and am telling u to lie this one. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 9:57am On Aug 17, 2015 |
21. When she tell her female daughter " if a man touches you here, na belle" |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by babadem2much(m): 10:01am On Aug 17, 2015 |
vickylala239: thats why she asked if na forest dem one clear no my hair dem one cut as she soji mumsy no de cum last |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by babadem2much(m): 10:04am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 10:09am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Gush....I miss my mother! If not for those words, I for don carry belle since! Those words really helped me cus most of my sec secondary mates has one or two kids outa wedlock. But those words worked on me and I will pass it on to my girls! Keep resting Momma.....I love you babadem2much: 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by adanny01(m): 10:10am On Aug 17, 2015 |
21. You imagine your real mother is out there somewhere because the mother you know flogged you mercylessly or stopped short of cursing you like you are not her actual son/daughter. 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by manuelrukky(m): 10:14am On Aug 17, 2015 |
My dad used to do number 8 tho..... Much love MUM & DAD |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by chukzey442(m): 10:16am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When you are being rude and she shouts at you and says "common don be ceiling" 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Btruth: 10:23am On Aug 17, 2015 |
prettydiva89: Amin ooooo. |
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