Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,825 members, 7,956,118 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 03:13 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. (49293 Views)
'29 Years Together, My Mum Is Still Looking At My Dad Like This' - Nigerian Lady / 6 Hilarious Ways Nigerian Mothers Make Conversation With Children / My Wife Denies Me Sex Just Because Her Mum Is Around. (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) ... (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Ladywest: 10:25am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When you commit an offence in the day and says she will tell your father when he comes back. And daddy comes back then she brings up all your old baddies and offences and makes it sound as if you just committed all that day. Omo na judgement day we dey call am your own Don finish that night. My sibings will start praying so they won't add their own mata to my own . I love her my mum so so. And you know the funny thing that night she will start behaving as if her honey moon just started. 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by babadem2much(m): 10:33am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Lizabeth25: Ehyaa may she continue to Rest with the LORD i will pass this to my lil angel Esther who is just 2 yrs now |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by fpeter(f): 10:47am On Aug 17, 2015 |
this thread is not complete without talking about my mum **she would gossip about me to friends and family that i was very lazy and wouldn't help with chores, right in my presence even when i was busy doing one chore and if you pointed that out,she would say "ehnnn it's only today you did something around the house" 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 10:52am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Please do......It helps a lot. Make sure you lay emphasis on it. Tell her that even when a man touches her eyes, nah belle straight! Dont joke about it, or else, she wont take it serious with you! All the best with little Esther. babadem2much: 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by yinkson(m): 10:57am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Mums of nowadays don't buy cain for house again, unlike my mum hen, she buy it as if its food. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by chijudith(f): 11:08am On Aug 17, 2015 |
gmacnoms: na there way jareee 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Speakdatruth: 11:12am On Aug 17, 2015 |
8, 10, 14, 16 very funny |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by babadem2much(m): 11:19am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Lizabeth25: THANKS SIS |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by bigpsalmy(m): 11:27am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Bantino: LOL |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 11:38am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by ladyabadi(f): 11:45am On Aug 17, 2015 |
1.When dem dash you money and your mum immediately ask you to give ha the money.2. When you go back later to request for the money and she ask you if you can pay ha back all the food you have bn consuming.3. When she ask you to go and pluck or get the cane she will use to beat you. 4. When your mum scold you for watching a romantic scene in a movie. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Forward1(m): 11:54am On Aug 17, 2015 |
BabyDaddy20: your mum na comedian.... Too funny |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Kisses4rmDxtanx: 12:11pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
For d number 5, my mum wld rather say ''na why u nor go get malaria wen u dey lick sweet nd chewing gum since morning?'' |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
You know she's from Nigeria when you ask her,Mommy is Mama sick??..and she replies,its your mother that is sick.... When na you she send make you go cut your cane when you misbehave. When she no send to dey waka without bra around you.lol. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Annstar(f): 12:45pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
when she is a hairdresser, seamstress, cobbler, carpenter, cook and a lot more 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by cutiesoglam(f): 12:48pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
I USED HATE ALL THESE THINGS MY MOTHER DOES BACK THEN , BUT REMEMBERING IT NOW ITS FUN WITH D WAY I WILL BEHAVE AND GRUMBLE AND FROWN. BUT I WILL GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE HER BACK AND DO IT ALL AGAIN.........MISS U ANGEL OF MY LIFE.....TILL WE MEET TO PART NOMORE....iyaniwura.. IF U STILL HAVE UR MUM ,CHERISH AND LOVE HER .NOBODY CAN BE LIKE HER, FORGET THAT SHE CAN BE ANNOYING SOME TIMES. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 12:52pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
When she flaunts her breasts around without caring if you look or not...you sef you go dey squeeze beta face. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 1:21pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
IceDude:lol.... Afican mums be pushing blames since 16BC |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by koligs: 1:52pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Abbey2sam: Lolz |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Bonapart(m): 2:05pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
solodox:you funny.... Afghanistan 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Bonapart(m): 2:09pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
kehyndey:: getting expensive |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by pearlemerald(f): 2:11pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Lwkmd |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by daey118(m): 2:19pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
BabyDaddy20: The waec part tho........even when you're slicing bread .they'll say you're making noise . |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by queebeediva(f): 3:16pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
If I messed up my mum will give me a proverb saying, okor no dey grow pass the owner if e try am the owner go bend am . Wow I love my mum superly! |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by ADENIKETINA2015(f): 5:54pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Not trying to make her look good cos she's the BEST n the COOLEST, she never did/ does any of these. I love you SISTER. YOU WILL LIVE TO EAT THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOUR IN JESUS NAME-AMEN I speak Psalm 91:16 into your life |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by makay200(m): 6:01pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Hahaha...do you know my mom? |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by batista181(m): 6:56pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
When you break a plate mistakenly, mum
screams like
MUM: break everything in the house, if u
like break the house and every thing
breakable.
When mum breaks a plate, she screams like:
MUM: Who put this plate here?I love my mum |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by philemonemenike(m): 7:21pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
man interesting l'm down out read this because l know the kind of mama l have l reply if the food no Belle full you go drink water.... real najia mama |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 7:23pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
Wow! How did i miss this hilarous thread? Mine was like, when she gave you something to keep for her, then she later came and asked for the thing and you went to pick it without seeing it but rather telling her the exact place you kept which you cant find, she would be like, "where did you keep it" and you echoed, "i kept it here", then she wont even allow you to finish saying it when she would shout at you and said "then carry it for me na". Chai, na there u go know the kind beatings wey go enter ur body. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by obiuzonwa: 8:43pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
When your mum gives one standard loaf of bread to eat up because she caught you begging your friend for a slice... Then you know your mum is from no other place than NIGERIA. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by obiuzonwa: 11:22am On Aug 18, 2015 |
If your mum gives several strokes of the cane and tells you to hold your lips together with your fingers. 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by kayalla(f): 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
My mom will not beat when u do s'thing wrong. In fact if u do something wrong and she says "don't worry its fine" just know that. . . She will leave till after dinner when u think she has forgotten about and she call u with sweet voice and lure u to her room and then comes the beating of a life time. Still love u mama |
(1) (2) (3) ... (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (Reply)
My Wife Sleeps With My Brother - Husband Tells Judge / How This Picture Changed My Life For The Best / How I Found My Father After 30yrs Through Nairaland
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 36 |