naijaboiy:

Oga na just to pick one na.

My money is not for every Tina,,priscillia and jennifer. Just one special girl

Do quick pick one jor.

LadyBoss1:

For here nah serious thing
One girl 19 years old 19 driving bmw the new shape ...never work in her life how she take manage dat one ..if she drives past u nah so she go dey give chics side eye .. Like yh bishes ur walking


Nah man ... Lol

Na. Wao oo. It is well.

LadyBoss1:

Because we see each other
U cant trick another lady hehehe
Its not fight .. Just dont want to be grouped in d same boat if u know wt i mean

If u roll with 7 ashewo friends n ur d only virgin .. Wt do u think ppl would think when dey see u all together .. Heheh so i just remove my self from gold digging click till dey mature n get a bloody job

dts why i respect ur person trust me,i luv ur hustling spirit,life is too short to start depending on a guy,its high time dis lazy ass of ladies start realising that. . . Kip it up lala,the lord is ur strength

Miss independent woman


https://www.facebook.com/veracious.dbenjamin/videos/618011341671866/

pbs4real:
dts why i respect ur person trust me,i luv ur hustling spirit,life is too short to start depending on a guy,its high time dis lazy ass of ladies start realising that. . . Kip it up lala,the lord is ur strength

U don turn pastor?

wristbangle:


U don turn pastor?

hahahaha i dey spirit,ow ur syd?

tosyne2much:
Na dis kind thread dem dey see me.. Even God knows I will be the first to comment on a thread like this


The Bedmatics Skills Of A Guy

Many ladies have lost great opportunities and the future partner, just because he's a 3minutes man and can't pound them like pounded yam.. Some of them are fascinated by the number of thrusts a guy can go per second. When you fail to satisfy them, they wave goodbye !

...who would want to stay with a 3 minutes guy hun, thats punishment na

wristbangle, nice writeup..nt our fault

True talk OP.. Thread make sense.!

tosyne2much:
Na dis kind thread dem dey see me.. Even God knows I will be the first to comment on a thread like this


The Bedmatics Skills Of A Guy

Many ladies have lost great opportunities and the future partner, just because he's a 3minutes man and can't pound them like pounded yam.. Some of them are fascinated by the number of thrusts a guy can go per second. When you fail to satisfy them, they wave goodbye !



Because he could not unser the question "where did you get my PIN" ?

Many ladies on social media have lost their future husbands just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my PIN" ?.. They are so harsh when they see strangers in their lists, therefore, they quickly locate the delete tab. However, you see many of them on nairaland, saying they are only here to catch fun, therefore, they will not reply PMs.. (Who knows if KingTom will end up marrying Ishilove ? This notion has made lost their husbands and they end up in wrong hands

1. Would you rather they cheat after marriage Better they find someone who can satisfy their sexual urge.


2. And why wouldn't a guy answer that question? The question is as simple as ABC and it requires simple answer!
I take the inability of such person to answer that as Hidden Agenda. Such guy must have a skeleton in his cupboard.

wristbangle:

Physical appearance

Many ladies want a man who is as tall, good looking and handsome as Tosyn.e2much, lalas.ticlala and naijabo.iy but little do they know that what makes a man is far beyond physical looks. Many ladies have lost great opportunities just because they are bent on not giving that kind heart short dude due attention.

Do you want a short girl to marry a short guy? Do u want beautiful girl to marry ugly guy? How do u think their offsprings would look like when they marry? Everyone has physical features they consider as prerequisite for dating , so I dont think you should blame them on that.

Omotayor123:

1. Would you rather they cheat after marriage Better they find someone who can satisfy their sexual urge.


2. And why wouldn't a guy answer that question? The question is as simple as ABC and it requires simple answer!
I take the inability of such person to answer that as Hidden Agenda. Such guy must have a skeleton in his cupboard.

Haba !! Calm down


No be fyt na

tosyne2much:
Haba !! Calm down

No be fyt na

Midehi:

...who would want to stay with a 3 minutes guy hun, thats punishment na

wristbangle, nice writeup..nt our fault

Does one have to die just to satisfy a lady ?

tosyne2much:
Does one have to die just to satisfy a lady ?

its not a do or die thing but it matters alot

tunnamania11:

Do you want a short girl to marry a short guy? Do u want beautiful girl to marry ugly guy? How do u think their offsprings would look like when they marry? Everyone has physical features they consider as prerequisite for dating , so I dont think you should blame them on that.

tell him o

The most embarassing question have recieved in my life is Are you Mobile? This question was thrown @ me by a Girl i was hooked with by a female fan, lol, i called her, we talked, on d 1st call, after about 3minutes, the next question is are u mobile.. even my earlobes was disturbed, it ended d call unknowingly.. I thought about this for a reasonable amount of time.. i was dumbfounded, fllabergasted about such personality fantasmagoria and social callegolegoria

After reading wristbangle and tosyne2much's lists we might as well all have absolutely no expectations or become lesbians.

So can you all come back and tell us on how you want an Evelyn Lozada with Einstein's brain?

tosyne2much:
Does one have to die just to satisfy a lady ?

why should a woman change herself to satisfy you?

wristbangle:



You Nailed it bro.

A colleague of mine got a job as fuel attendant @ exxonmobile HQ along Lekki Expressway. Mehn this guy don use that place deceive so called big girls in lagos. Some ladies useless pass mumu.

And after this your friend will come and on NL to disturb our peace on nairaland with how women should lower their expectations (or have no expectations at all) because he can't keep with his lies.

Why can't you just cut your coat according to your cloth? I have seen many of these self-proclaimed big boys going to the extent of using rent money just to form baddest boy ever liveth and its really pathetic. You might think the girl is a mugu but best believe me most materialistic girls will have more than one maga. Once she has emptied your pocket she is going to empty 5more pockets and she will always have her bills paid up on time.

Why you frustrate your lives just to be with a woman that can make you feel relevant in society really surprises me.

buygala:
E be like say the op dey 1st whatsapp the guy on first to comment before he creats any thread ... It can't be a coincidence that Mr tosyn is almost always First to comment on Mr Wrist's threads

Or are both monikers one and the same person?

Wristbangle is my very good friend both online and offline

BeeBeeOoh:
Even if you break their heads & fill it with a million folds of dis ur write up, they will not listen.. Naija babe na naija babe, their philosophy remains their philosophy.

Hahahhahaha roflwkmd lwlkmd


Water in my eyes

naijaboiy:

You sef know na.

If i hear?

olafum1:


Tosin my man: I no say this one no go pass u by

Bros mi, you suppose don know say dis kind tin no dey pass me

Midehi:

tell him o

Lol, see your teeth.

Moana:
After reading wristbangle and tosyne2much's lists we might as well all have absolutely no expectations or become lesbians.

So can you all come back and tell us on how you want an Evelyn Lozada with Einstein's brain?

See your big head

Moana:


And after this your friend will come and on NL to disturb our peace on nairaland with how women should lower their expectations (or have no expectations at all) because he can't keep with his lies.

Why can't you just cut your coat according to your cloth? I have seen many of these self-proclaimed big boys going to the extent of using rent money just to form baddest boy ever liveth and its really pathetic. You might think the girl is a mugu but best believe me most materialistic girls will have more than one maga. Once she has emptied your pocket she is going to empty 5more pockets and she will always have her bills paid up on time.

Why you frustrate your lives just to be with a woman that can make you feel relevant in society really surprises me.

Reason is to chop their kittycat and move on to the next bae

Meanwhile I have not regard for such guys and the eediot gold diggers.

Birds of feather flock together though.

devonpaul:
The most embarassing question have recieved in my life is Are you Mobile? This question was thrown @ me by a Girl i was hooked with by a female fan, lol, i called her, we talked, on d 1st call, after about 3minutes, the next question is are u mobile.. even my earlobes was disturbed, it ended d call unknowingly.. I thought about this for a reasonable amount of time.. i was dumbfounded, fllabergasted about such personality fantasmagoria and social callegolegoria

Hahahahaha. LMAO. The most daft question I have ever read since I was born.

Midehi:

its not a do or die thing but it matters alot

All I know is that I can't kill myself at the expense of satisfaction

wristbangle:



See your big head

answer me joor

wristbangle:



Reason is to chop their kittycat and move on to the next bae

Meanwhile I have not regard for such guys and the eediot gold diggers.

Birds of feather flock together though.

but you forget that both people enjoy the sex but she still walks away with more...

wristbangle:


Hahahahaha. LMAO. The most daft question I have ever read since I was born.

my brother eh!! me too oo.. i weak