Damalex4luv:

Why mention Oyedepo is he the only pastor on earth. May God forgive you

Because he told us convenat university will be for the poor church members, and my cousin demola contributed his lunch money, he was given form to raise fund for the project , poor demola was going around raising fund, saying it was his scholarship and they still put the school fee at 350k which he couldn't afford
That was a scam

He also went to UK , telling his church member to sow seed with credit facilities using their bank cards, the UK governnment frown at the development , said you can't put people in debt in the name of sowing seed promising them that God will reward them with double portion

Another scam

menesheh:
What's the need of going to church to contribute my money to lazy people who suppose find something doing rather than rely on interpreting one book that is very easy to read and understand.


Also, tell me your reasons for not adhering to our local rituals.

Lol. But to interpret the Book, it takes Catholic Priests about 7 years of training in a Seminary.

This is to prevent misinterpretation of the Book, like some of the road side preachers misinterpret it; same way some Mullahs misinterpret the Quaran here and there.

My Dear,

no excuse, at all!

Some days are like that!

I hope, you understand the drift?

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Because it is a place of robbery where the pastor and his henchmen steal your money through hypnotism and motivational speech.

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eleojo23:
Being at home by this time doesn't mean someone didn't go to church.
Some churches run two to three services and that means that the first service starts as early as 7am, so people who went for the first service would have been back by now.

In trying to sound intelligent, you ended up sounding dumb, very dumb. FYI, the question is why didn't you go to church today and not why you are at home at this time.

No excuse but am seriously sick... Battling malaria..

Did anyone here knw what medicine to take, my throat really hurts, i can hardly drink water.

Bad bo!

jayzon:
because i wanted to bleep my gf wen my parents are out

church habit doesnt count in the life of people who call themselves christians. Bible is readable and understandable, i read at home carefully and follow it. Thieves, harlots, 419ers, bribe collectors and other evil stuffs are the people found in church. Jesus said he who do all i command is like he who built his house on rock.

islandmoon:


Because he told us convenat university will be for the poor church members, and my cousin demola contributed his lunch money, he was given form to raise fund for the project , poor demola was going around raising fund, saying it was his scholarship and they still put the school fee at 350k which he couldn't afford
That was a scam

I understand your plight, am a member of the church too since 1997 though am not always happy with the church disposition towards so many things, but the judgement should be left to God not to us. Nobody is perfect and as a matter of fact we're all sinner irrespective of the level of our sins, we only needs to continually pray for the grace of God. Please forget everything and move on, painting the man of God in a bad manner will not add anything to you neither will it take something away from you. Peace

didn't go and I have no excuse.

I worshipped yesterday and work for me begins today

pek:
In trying to sound intelligent, you ended up sounding dumb, very dumb. FYI, the question is why didn't you go to church today and not why you are at home at this time.

I guess you answered the question based on the thread's title just like most people.
I answered based on the poster's question.
He said 'if you are not in church right now what is your best excuse?‘
Go back and read the OP's question again.

And don't be quick to use the word 'dumb' on someone, Mr. Intelligent.

Head count I'm really pained cos I had thought I was going to block one babe in church but I now have to wait till next Sunday

ladman:
It rained lions and tigers.

guy

titipeters:
# rained cat and dog through the nyt, so I got up late, n calculated I can't meet up with sunday school # and I knw my sunday service isn't complete without sunday school #

Gr8 excuse......but not gr8er enuf

MrPresident:
cos i can stay in my house and pray, sing, clap, read my bible, and keep 10% of my salary to myself.

The 10 percent belongs to God

A lot of these pastors have a way of brainwashing their followers to do stu.pid things... some pastors encourage their members to borrow money to sow seeds or make donations to their churches... similar to what oyedepo tells his UK members to do by using credit card to sow seeds and make donations to his scam group of churches.

islandmoon:


Because he told us convenat university will be for the poor church members, and my cousin demola contributed his lunch money, he was given form to raise fund for the project , poor demola was going around raising fund, saying it was his scholarship and they still put the school fee at 350k which he couldn't afford
That was a scam

He also went to UK , telling his church member to sow seed with credit facilities using their bank cards, the UK governnment frown at the development , said you can't put people in debt in the name of sowing seed promising them that God will reward them with double portion

Another scam

so if ARABS and MISSIONARIES never brought ISLAM & CHRISTANITY respectively to AFRICA, EVERYBODY ON AFRICAN SOIL WOULD HAVE BOUGHT AN AUTOMATIC TICKET TO HELLFIRE??
WHAT WOULD'A HAPPENED IF INDIANS AND CHINEESE HAD BROUGHT HINDUISIM AND BUHDAISM TO AFRICA TOO


SMH

youngwarlocks:
watever reason u have not to be in church this morning doesn't count anymore, just try to b there nxt time. Or beta still u can visit any place where there is evening fellowship or service today.

Remember, do not forget d gathering of the brethren. HEBREWS 10:25

I'M OUTIE

...But we are here gathered.

Okaakoko:
se nairaland no be gathering of brethren ni?

Physical gathering of christians...dats what the text is saying na..... bros wetin i do una??, to comment don b wahala again

I dnt give a f**k about church, i only care about love "to humanity" which is GOD

Celenawora:

The 10 percent belongs to God

what is an invisible almighty spirit being doing with money?

Parce que je suis en route Abia to get my head counted. NYSC Head-count palavar!

1.) Heaven or Hell won't be decided by church attendance

2.) Gat 2 churches on my street and both have loudspeakers. The sermon reaches me in my room....only that I won't pay offering.

3.) I read my bible and pray everyday. God's blessings and punishment is for him to decide which one I deserve.

Reality hurts.

Celenawora:

The 10 percent belongs to God

WCH GOD
MONEY THT WILL B CONSUMED BY THOSE LAZY PASTORS

Money

Joniboi:
Taking care of my sick wifey.

good to know that my countrymen are now being caring.
Thumbs up bro
I wish Her speedy recovery.

Because I am easily arouse by women dancing steps but I don't want to commit sin today

MrPresident:


what is an invisible almighty spirit being doing with money?

I WONDER OOO

1Dray:


Really? You like occultic men rather.

Lol! where is that from

Yeah I don't like church, I know its good for me and Im always glad I attended. But on a basic level I don't like it. Its like eating vegetables rather than junk- you know its good for you and you feel better afterwards but still avoid it