Three Types of Smell in a Bedroom after Marriage:

First Six Months: Perfumes, Body Sprays, Flowers, Body Lotions, Fragrances etc ....
The whole place smells like heaven!

*One Year & above:
Johnson Baby Powder, Baby Lotion, Castor Oil, Olive Oil, Abidec Vitamins & other Baby's Medicines etc ....

*50 years & above:
Nerve and Bone Gel, Aboniki Balm, Arthritis Medications, Waist Pain Ointment, Essential Balms etc ....
What a life.

gbam!!i smell fp

the first 2 stages mehn!

√

what a life indeed

Now I see why Jay z sang "forever young"

Lmao

Xoxo true

Ishilove farano Come do the needful please

Sex has a fragrance too... You'll know this if you're a bachelor.

Lol

Lmao

Lemmet goat and Laftt

I love the second smell

I love the first two stage,especially the second stage,the first stage can get really boring when the second stage seem bleak....hmmmmm

where thé 4th stage

@OP u are 4getting something.... What about RAT SMELL

The second smell dey fear me well well.

hmmmmm

Jollyjoy:
I love the first two stage,especially the second stage,the first stage can get really boring when the second stage seem bleak....hmmmmm

talking from experience?

if e no make front page call me gej

oya make I buy half plot...OK nice doin business wit u...

Op some people own no dey dis list oh

But seriously this shouldnt be in the romance section, it should have been posted in the family section, cos i cant see anything ROMANTIC about it

1st nd 2nd

I think u missed a stage

So very true.
I like this post. It is so real, apt, short, very concise with a tinge of humour.

FP Smell nko. 1&2 are the best!!!

Looool. So true

Lol.. Life is in stages and its so short

Hahaa, you forgot this one:

2 years smell: dirty clothes, smelly pants and farting....them no send each other again so no forming.

charijee:
I love the 2nd smell above all

See dem: 1

Shebarh:
I love the second smell

another 1

Jollyjoy:
I love the first two stage,especially the second stage,the first stage can get really boring when the second stage seem bleak....hmmmmm

ladies love d stage 2 most, men for 1

Nothing gives more joy than d 2nd stage of smell!! Dat lovely smell of d baby oil! N dat diaper smell too(b4 d baby use it tho).