MrsPhyno:

And yet, u did

If I am to comment it would have been a detailed one...

How have you been?

starlingslimnet:
If I am to comment it would have been a detailed one...

How have you been?

Ah I understand

I think the first time you quoted me, we fought I mean, I don't fight but y'know, argued.

I'm fine thanks. Hope you are well too?

MrsPhyno:

Ah I understand

I think the first time you quoted me, we fought I mean, I don't fight but y'know, argued.

I'm fine thanks. Hope you are well too?

Guess our opinions that night are directly opposite But I guess it won't have to be like that; most importantly on one vital issue.

Yea am doing great until I see the comments here

starlingslimnet:
Guess our opinions that night are directly opposite But I guess it won't have to be like that; most importantly on one vital issue.

Yea am doing great until I see the comments here

Yeah but my opinions are pretty fluid and I try to be chill so it's cool

Are you a christian?

MrsPhyno:
Yeah but my opinions are pretty fluid and I try to be chill so it's cool
Are you a christian?

If defined, then I am a Christain....
If I may,where do you fellowship?

starlingslimnet:
If defined, then I am a Christain....

If I may,where do you fellowship?

I'm a Christian too
I'm looking for a new church presently

MrsPhyno:

I'm a Christian too
I'm looking for a new church presently

New Church? I assume you have your reasons for leaving your current fellowship.

Nonetheless, What's the name of the fellowship you are leaving

starlingslimnet:
New Church? I assume you have your reasons for leaving your current fellowship.

Nonetheless, What's the name of the fellowship you are leaving

ahh the name doesn't matter. The denomination is 'evangelical' which means a highly missions focussed church. They always are sending missionaries to places.

i stopped going to church for months and its hard to go back so I'm switching

Msphyno and starlings, pls get a room already! Don't make out on this holy thread that will usher in the coming if the messiah!

Mrpresident, what's the new date? sept 2016?

MrsPhyno:

ahh the name doesn't matter. The denomination is 'evangelical' which means a highly missions focussed church. They always are sending missionaries to places.

i stopped going to church for months and its hard to go back so I'm switching

Since they are evangelical wise I had advice you go back there and contribute your part.

I think you can do something with your voice in that fellowship.

MaziOmenuko:
Msphyno and starlings, pls get a room already! Don't make out on this holy thread that will usher in the coming if the messiah!

Mrpresident, what's the new date? sept 2016?

Seconded! What's the new date?

starlingslimnet:
Since they are evangelical wise I had advice you go back there and contribute your part.

I think you can do something with your voice in that fellowship.

Ah. I know. But it's embarrassing now. I've been gone for like 6 months. Besides I have beef with some people there. It's complicated.

Will you tell me your 'fellowship'

MrsPhyno:

Ah. I know. But it's embarrassing now. I've been gone for like 6 months. Besides I have beef with some people there. It's complicated.

Will you tell me your 'fellowship'

Complicated indeed.


Well I don't go to fellowship again

Has anyone seen Jesus yet?

Has anyone seen Jesus yet?

MaziOmenuko:
Msphyno and starlings, pls get a room already! Don't make out on this holy thread that will usher in the coming if the messiah!

Mrpresident, what's the new date? sept 2016?

Lol. Mscheeew

MaziOmenuko:


NNE, is this not a punishment? Going on self-sanctification and willful konji because of this lad's prophesy.

You write too??

Yeah, deviated from poetry some months back, still hoping to be as good as you and Royver though

Ishilove:
Lol. Mscheeew

Lol Mazi is just cray cray...
Tell me, will doing the do take me to hell Have you done the do before?

seems u all get d niqqa wrong. ... Jesus navas is nw in form nah

standd:


Lol Mazi is just cray cray...

Tell me, will doing the do take me to hell
Have you done the do before?

It is a curse to have access to technology when your brain is set in the 16th century mode

standd:



Tell me, will doing the do take me to hell
Have you done the do before?

ISHI is still a virgin, she's scared of demons that are transferred to people who engage in the act.

MaziOmenuko:


ISHI is still a virgin, she's scared of demons that are transferred to people who engage in the act.

Lmao
Have you met her? If you ever meet Ishilove in the real, she will scare you about Sex eh
When we met, Ishilove preached to me and I refused to touch my bf for weeks.. I refused to cuddle self.
I will NEVER EVER go to a movie with Ishilove again!

standd:


Lmao
Have you met her? If you ever meet Ishilove in the real, she will scare you about Sex eh
When we met, Ishilove preached to me and I refused to touch my bf for weeks.. I refused to cuddle self.
I will NEVER EVER go to a movie with Ishilove again!

Lmaaaaoooo!! Ehen, you dis geh

Ishilove:
Lmaaaaoooo!! Ehen, you dis geh

just saying the truth eh You know you need to do the do for research purposes though, don't you

standd:


just saying the truth eh
You know you need to do the do for research purposes though, don't you

Don't tell me @sugarbelly is your role model?

Ishilove:

Don't tell me @sugarbelly is your role model?

Lol
See, even the fear of Hell Fire will not make me marry a man whose odonlodolo I have not seen, touched and weighed to check for size, width, length, virility and strength. Even if he is a pastor, I will prayerfully check him out

Btw, do you know when Jesus would come? Or what's this thread about.

standd:


Lmao
Have you met her? If you ever meet Ishilove in the real, she will scare you about Sex eh
When we met, Ishilove preached to me and I refused to touch my bf for weeks.. I refused to cuddle self.
I will NEVER EVER go to a movie with Ishilove again!

You go fear nau, she terrorized and traumatized ur sexual life! I pitty the poor dude on the receiving end.

Went thru some of your short stories, good stuff, although shorter than i'd recommend. Keep it up.

Hey guys, MrPresident1 got the calculations wrong, Jesus will come during Yom Kippur.

Please don't ask me how I calculated it cos I don't even understand what his coming, calculations and the feast are all about.

Go home OP, you need weed for inspiration.

I'm sure the op didn't hear from God. He read some stuff on the net and came to his own conclusion. If it was God who spoke to him God will bring his word to pass. I know the rapture will happen someday.

*singing*


oh I wanna see him look upon his face. . . . . .
Home at last!!



I've got my mind made up, that I wnt turn back cos I want to see my Jesus someday. . . .


Jesus boy!! Please tell Gabriel I need him to strike airtel down for cheating me with my data and oh!! Buy me some white sneakers. Ama pay back via POS.

I agree vividly with everything he wrote Last sunday was d feast of trumpet in Isreal. I learnt dats the time d announce d coming of christ so sept n oct is d time we ought to be prepared d most. Come to think of it we are nt actually trying to frighten any1 to believe d date bt if frighten me as a person will make me to accept Jesus then I better be frightened.