go go ubn plc,dats my bank

My Nysc account was opened with union bank during my service year,i still maintain d account,union bank is the only bank u make transactions without long queues n delays

AfroSisi:
Everybody used to yarb us, now they want to join us. Hahaha it's good to be big, strong and reliable. Thanks sai baba

Now ... Building simpler, smarter bank

tobimillar:


See ur big head? You just want me to notice you abi? O.k I have noticed you... are u happy now? oya go and give testimony that u got noticed by me

I no dey go church

IYANGBALI:
na dat your 15 thousand naira monthly salary you dey call money?mtcheeeeeeew

hw i wish u can dash him d 15k.big boy

omenka:
Nigerians ehn.

Seriously, I can only open an acc with that bank at gun point!

sir omenka plz kip ur money werevr it is,we dnt need it #ubn plc#pmb

zubby29:
sir omenka plz kip ur money werevr it is,we dnt need it #ubn plc#pmb

Lol. I can see you are a staff. How's management taking this publicity bro? Una gats pay Baba for advert oo.

dayowunmi:
Union bank! Big strong reliable!

agree big strong n reliable but dey have bad network not reliable in d area of atm

agarawu23:
I imagine how crowdy Union bank will be henceforth with the latest trend.

Na still under my pillow my money go stay, if angel like make him come bank with naija banks na dem sabi.

Naija banks wey no dey loyal

Is it not the same bank pmb loaned 27mil for his presidential ticket?why all d noise now??

IYANGBALI:
I no dey go church

Oya rush go moshalashi.....today na jimoh...tell chief imam say u get testimony....tell him I tobimillar replied you and and you desperately need to share your testimony

A marketer started this thread on tweeter! Its boring to my liking. See the dead battery on the fone sef, marketing job no gree make e charge fone.

yea

agarawu23:
you are still a kid breast feeding. You don't seems to understand the main issue on ground

Why not you explain grandpa Methuselah

salaboiz:
UNION BANK......hhehehehe

.....weting you dey wait for, go open account with union jire

#The president's Bank#Union Bank

Union bank enjoying free advert Since 1960!

So na Union bank be the yeye bank wey borrow buhari 27m for APC form! That was fraud. Anyway, this is not assets and liabilities declaration.

Even if Obama opens an account with Union Bank... I wont... FirstBank all the way #SaiBuhari

tobimillar:


You sure you ain't working with first bank? Cos first bank itself is not foolproof. If union can go down, then first bank can go down too...

Nah, ain't working with first bank. Just felt since d first bank (bn d oldest bank in Nig) has bn able to stand firm through thin and thick; d probability of it going down is very low when u compare it with other banks.

Note: I know little about banking, so pardon my ignorance if I have displayed any. Just stating d obvious (First bank started operations about 23 yrs b4 Union).

That dead bank? Baba better go and remove his money from there before the money disapear. union bank is already a dead bank.

Buhari and Union Bank have one thing in common and that is DISCPLINE! I bank with Union Bank too and I have never for once regretted doing so.

shut the fuckup
wailin wails
so u not feeling that goose bump and flustered readiong this..sure

shut:
Jeez!
Nigerians can be so hysterical and hell of noise makers,they just take light of every issue,joke and make a nonsense of it.

Can someone tell me why the heck union bank is trending for the wrong reason on Nigeria's Twitter ?

Obanz2:
agree big strong n reliable but dey have bad network not reliable in d area of atm

No mind them, they are very old and archaic no wonder pa buhari is banking with them, but with this wave of free publicity dem don dey get with the buhari asset declaration issue, I trust dem go change to align with the changing times.

there is a Union Bank near my area...

Too much grammar is your problem and challenge ..................... save your self the stress and headache ok ?

shut:
Jeez!
Nigerians can be so hysterical and hell of noise makers,they just take light of every issue,joke and make a nonsense of it.

Can someone tell me why the heck union bank is trending for the wrong reason on Nigeria's Twitter ?

viktagorion:
*singing union bank, big strong reliable*

The song should now be,Union Bank,Bigger,Stronger and More reliable,lol.

20pounds:
It was the horse that attracted baba. He saw the horse logo, remembered all the durbars he used to watch as a boy and it created a bond between the two.

I am sure the account was opened in their Area 3, Abuja office; where they have a sturdy house standing infront of the building. On the day the account was opened, baba walked close and touched the horse, he felt the legs and certified it strong. He also took cognisance of the fact that horse represents strenght.

He went in...

Baba: "good mornin, how are you?"

Bank clerk: "good morning sir"

Baba: "please, is your bank the owner of the horse outside?"

Bank clerk: "horse?...oh, the logo..yes sir"

Baba: "ok,you people must like horses very well..?"

Bank clerk: "yes we do sir"

Baba: "that is good! I prefer cows, but I like horses too. I just have fewer horses than cows"

Bank clerk: "ok sir. May be you can open an account for your horses and cows here"

Baba: "sure?"

Bank clerk: "yes sir"

Baba: "ok. I hope 5000 will be enough to open the account?"

Bank clerk: "yes sir. What is your name sir?"

Baba: "Muhammadu Buhari..."

Bank clerk: "General Buhari !..."

Baba: "don't bother with the general"


If any bank wants baba as a customer, they should hurry to the Ministry of trades and Investment and change their trademark and logo to the following;

1. Cow

2. Mud houses

3. Military boots.

4. Helmet

5. Carmouflage uniform

6. Plot number of the land in Port-Harcourt not found yet.

You actually had to write all this?! All in a bid to bring curse on ur head?!

AfroSisi:
Everybody used to yarb us, now they want to join us. Hahaha it's good to be big, strong and reliable. Thanks sai baba

Sure you are above 60. Old peoples bank.

shut:
Jeez!
Nigerians can be so hysterical and hell of noise makers,they just take light of every issue,joke and make a nonsense of it.

Can someone tell me why the heck union bank is trending for the wrong reason on Nigeria's Twitter ?

O girl, calm down and shut the hell up.

Rather, come for lunch..

Poverty dey make people misyarn anyhow. Must we make a joke of everything. ?

400billionman:
Poverty dey make people misyarn anyhow. Must we make a joke of everything. ?

so we should be crying or in a sober mood?

400billionman:


O girl, calm down and shut the hell up.

Rather, come for lunch..

Fúck you!

musulumi:
Too much grammar is your problem and challenge ..................... save your self the stress and headache ok ?

Dumb nitwit
Ain't screwiñg around with you slowpoké.