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HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by Nobody: 12:58pm On Sep 18, 2015
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm
Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you
should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have
fever.” And
she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever
when you press
phone every night”
.
.
5) When you say, “Mummy I took
2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the
person that took
first has two heads abi?”
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV
remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching
television with her and
then she sleeps off and still
doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
cool When you tell her you are
going to a friend's
place to play and she asks,
''When last did that friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food
she served you is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come
and take out of mine.

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Re: HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by Nobody: 12:59pm On Sep 18, 2015
10) When she tells you, if I hear
Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot
comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't
kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your
room upstairs
and then sends you back
upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund
the money you
lent her and
she tells you, "All the food you
have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think
was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful..
True or false? "cc:dominique

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Re: HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by Nobody: 12:59pm On Sep 18, 2015
just incase it gets to promise land, its ladyf husband again.
Re: HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by Tallesty1(m): 12:59pm On Sep 18, 2015
How to know if mommy loves you

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Re: HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by Nobody: 1:04pm On Sep 18, 2015
1,2,3,5,7,8,9,11,12,13,14.......lol,my mom is d best
Re: HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by naijaboiy: 1:18pm On Sep 18, 2015
Lol,so fuçking true cheesy
Re: HOW To Know If Your Mother Is A NIGERIAN by 25omega(m): 1:40pm On Sep 18, 2015
number 5 and 10 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

if i hear peem you will hear ween grin grin grin ROFLMAO

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