*Toyinrayo:

Okay o. . . .so can we stop assuming my age now?

Oh yea, carry with you some fresh nairas when you're coming to the village

never started in the first place. . .(wonder to myself what it is wiv women and ages sef)

netotse:

never started in the first place. . .(wonder to myself what it is wiv women and ages sef)

LOL, okay then.

Nothing. But it becomes "arrg" when someone is assuming that I'm 18 or that my mates already had 3 children or more, not once o but multiple times.

It's okay sha. . . .so[b] HOW DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END?[/b]

*Toyinrayo:

LOL, okay then.

Nothing. But it becomes "arrg" when someone is assuming that I'm 18 or that my mates already had 3 children or more, not once o but multiple times.

It's okay sha. . . .so[b] HOW DID YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP END?[/b]

remember that pulling ur toes thing i mentioned?. . .

if i told u i'd hv to kill u. . . and we wouldnt want that to happen now would we?

ahhh, I don't like my toes pulled. I'd rather have it massage.

You can't kill me, so let itout

just for the fun of it. . . guess
if u come close i'll spill the beans . . . fair? [size=5pt](of crse its not fair. . . jst guess)[/size]

netotse:

just for the fun of it. . . guess
if u come close i'll spill the beans . . . fair? [size=5pt](of crse its not fair. . . jst guess)[/size]

Like the Nigerianess in you, you made commotion. Got on your knees and wrapped your arms around her ankles. Telling her not to go, that she was the best thing that happened to you

ahhh lemme see *thinking* but for the begging, the arm wrapping, the kneeling, and the best thing u'da been closer (aka u lagoed it)
interesting tho i jst might try it next time. . . *when pigs fly*

here's how it happened- i crushed her to my "rock hard" chest and "ravaged" her lips for the last time before turning and walking out of the cave without a backward glance while she stared forlornly at my retreating frame. . .i really shld start writing romance wotchuthink?

netotse:

here's how it happened- i crushed her to my "rock hard" chest and "ravaged" her lips for the last time before turining and walking out of the cave without a how backward glance while she stared forlornly at my retreating frame. . .i really shld start writing romance wotchuthink?

Joker

netotse:

ahhh lemme see *thinking* but for the begging, the arm wrapping, the kneeling, and the best thing u'da been closer (aka u lagoed it)
interesting tho i jst might try it next time. . . *when pigs fly*

here's how it happened- i crushed her to my "rock hard" chest and "ravaged" her lips for the last time before turining and walking out of the cave without a how backward glance while she stared forlornly at my retreating frame. . .i really shld start writing romance wotchuthink?

ROTFLMAO.

Ok, now tell me what really happened

netose ur a joker answer the lady's question!

its true now. . . scouts honour! *even tho i was never a boys scout!*

netotse:

its true now. . . scouts honour! *even tho i was never a boys scout!*

Let's make a deal, then.

You ell me what really happened, and I'll tell you mines

i see. . . so u want to scam me abi? show me yours first *my sis used to do that to me all the rime growing up*

in fact all the gels shld post theirs first. . . peeping thumbelinas

LMAO.

No. . . .no . . . .no

Doesn't work that way My way or no deal

lol

when she used to do it to me it was with biscuit she'd say i shld give her mine and if i dont after i'm done eating it she'd bring hers out and "say i was jst testing u". . . and if i gave her i still wouldnt get out of hers it was pure torture*i dont know why anyone would want to do that to a cute adorable 5 yr old it jst goes to show gels are evil . . . *

given the above i'm sure u understand my reasons . . .infact sef i'm trying to be a gentleman(sebi u ppl are always complaining abt naija men) ladies first!

netotse:

when she used to do it to me it was with biscuit she'd say i shld give her mine and if i dont after i'm done eating it she'd bring hers out and "say i was jst testing u". . . and if i gave her i still wouldnt get out of hers it was pure torture*i dont know why anyone would want to do that to a cute adorable 5 yr old it jst goes to show gels are evil . . . *

given the above i'm sure u understand my reasons . . .infact sef i'm trying to be a gentleman(sebi u ppl are always complaining abt naija men) ladies first!

rotflmao. . . .

LOL, "ladies first" phrase only goes with you men on your own convenient time.

Nah, I hardly complain abt naija men. I love them to bits

so u like men ehn. . . den den den i will tell mummy for u *if u neva did that u missed ur childhood*

netotse:

so u like men ehn. . . den den den i will tell mummy for u *if u neva did that u missed ur childhood*

You know what?

Tell me why I shoulda complained about naija men

netose ur a case!

errr. . . ǝlqɐɹopɐ puɐ ǝʇnɔ llɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ soɔ ?

u deserve a prize if u can read that. . . most ppl cant (despite on annoying chain mail that ppl send up and down *i know i know am ranting*)

bluespice:

netose ur a case!

a tall dark and ____ (fill in the gaps) one at that

Blows Raspberry at Aloy

@sisi, stop blowing this rasp on me from afar. I'd rather you come closer to blow it.

netotse:

errr. . . ǝlqɐɹopɐ puɐ ǝʇnɔ llɐ ǝɹ,ǝʍ soɔ ?

u deserve a prize if u can read that. . . most ppl cant (despite on annoying chain mail that ppl send up and down *i know i know am ranting*)

a tall dark and ____ (fill in the gaps) one at that

Written upside down: cos, we're all cute and adorable.

How do you do that? I know how to turn the whole screen on a laptop upside down, sha. yay! lol

tall dark and unattractive?

@ my last relationship

her, im so sorry
me, i loved u
me, i really did
me, why did u cheat on me
her, it was the devil
her, i dont know what made me go out
her, u gave me everytin, money,gud sex,a car,everytin, it was d devil
me, im happy u know and yet u stil went out 2 cheat on me
me, im tru wit dis relationship
me, we jst datin now and ure doin dis wot of when we get married
her, SOBS SOBS,
her, im so sorry
me, Bleep u,wud i eat soorry, go stay wit him, im tru

s[b]he begged 4 over a year,bt i refused, im still searchin till date 4 d rite one![/b]

@190, tpia is available. You can cruise her for a while before getting a permanent girlfriend.

Can you two stop derailing the thread?

Seriously.

Can you two stop derailing the thread?

Seriously.

I hope you are talking to Toyinyaro and netotse because am innocent as charged. Happy easter.

ThiefOfHearts:

Can you two stop derailing the thread?

Seriously.

Ok.

Aloy.Emeka:

I hope you are talking to Toyinyaro and netotse because am innocent as charged. Happy easter.

sorry

Of course I mean those two.

Happy Easter. Iyawo tabi Oko Tpia  

netose can i confirm that fact?

*Toyinrayo:

Written upside down: cos, we're all cute and adorable.

How do you do that? I know how to turn the whole screen on a laptop upside down, sha. yay! lol

tall dark and unattractive?

u wish!

i'da loved to take the credit for it (the flip thingy) but. its http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

i oslɐ know ʍoɥ to do ʇɐɥʇ it sǝʌloʌuı control and uoıʇɔǝɹıp key and ɹǝɥʇo ǝuo key cant rem right now(. . . and yes i know i'm evil)
¡ǝɟɐs˙˙˙pǝq oʇ ɟɟo ɯ,ı


@bluespice
u'll have to join the queue cos my market is in demand right now

@all
if i said i was sorry for derailling the thread i'd be lying(and er'one knows cute adorable naija men dont lie!)

ǝʇıu ɐu!

just comot

ThiefOfHearts:

just comot

rotflmao

@netotse
Thanks for the site