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| 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
Do you want to kill him? You are not alone. Many marriages break down these days because our generation of women has become weak. They no longer kill their man. They allow the men to run wild and cheat anyhow. Dead men dont cheat and they wont hit you so he is better off dead and gone. If you still want to kill your husband. First of all, You must become a Ninja, you must first learn the ropes and master the use of weapons. Nobody becomes a Pro without tutelage. A Ninja must learn to sacrifice her happiness for the other. She must be ruthless in executing the commands. she must be swift and deadly. If you want to be a killer Ninja, Then you must observe the following code of conduct . |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by Nobody: 6:50pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
1. Behave like a female, i.e. all the tenderness of a female–a man doesn’t want a man for his wife! A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband. How you handle your husband’s shortcomings reveals more about your own character than your husbands. 2. Dress pleasantly/ attractively. If you are a home-maker, don’t stay in your sleeping suit all day. Go to the market, buy push ups and G-strings. 3. Smell good! 4. Don’t lay out all your problems on your husband as soon as he walks in. Give him a little mental break or You will unconsciously send him to a beer parlour. 5. Don’t keep asking him, “what are you thinking?” 6. Stop nagging . 7. Absolutely no talking about your spousal problems to anyone you meet 8. Be kind to your mother-in- law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother. 9. Learn all the rights and obligations of each other. 10. Race to the door when he comes home, as if you were waiting for him. Smile and hug him. |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by McCarlito(m): 6:52pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
shegsky:Men will always be men  |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by Nobody: 6:53pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
60. Men are big babies, make them feel loved. Mother them and make sure you breast feed him once in a while. Despite the challenges and difficulties in doing all this. If you manage to accomplish at least half. then just sit back and watch your man become your Maga. Kill him with love,Bury him inside your Vagina and he will become addicted to dying for you. |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by lekjons(m): 7:08pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
werey op! |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
lekjons: |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by dkronicle(m): 7:24pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
At first I thought it was the real kill 'murder'. Op u deserve 2kobo sha |
| Re: 60 Ways To Kill Your Husband And Go Unpunished by midehi2(f): 7:29pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
if you like turn their head inside the hole, they will still sneak out to enter another hole |
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