olajorn:
iMumu

olajorn:
iMumu

U mumu before nah

Slimzjoe:
I can Relate to that Number 4 very well but I no Mumu I knew what I wanted and what to Expect when I started

Chai! Bros, don't lie, you've been mumu-zonedzoned

olajorn:
iMumu

KingTom:
Mumus! Mumus everywhere!!!

Kingmumu

LordOfTheWeed:

Chai! Bros, don't lie, you've been mumu-zonedzoned

I die say I was Mumuzoned! I chop Full Benefits for the Waka ooo

LordOfTheWeed:

Kingmumu

KingTom:

I no know the person wey con mumu pass between you and iMumu again

LordOfTheWeed:

I no know the person wey con mumu pass between you and iMumu again

KingTom:

This one mumu pass us

LordOfTheWeed:

Chai! Na him mumu pass true true, but i doubt if him mumu reach this one ↓

LordOfTheWeed:
This thread is dedicated to all the mumus and mugus out there, and it serves as an eye opener to help you discover that you are currently being used as someone's else mumu or mugu.. .. .. If you find yourself in any of these situations, then you are indeed a mumu/mugu and it's high time you delivered yourself from the bondage of the M-test you are currently going through

1 If you are guy and you are spending heaven and earth on a lady who saved your phone number with "Bro Joshua" or "Tayo lag", my brother, you are a certified mumu.

2 If you are a lady and your guy spends so much time with other girls but barely gives you the attention and care that you deserve and he still tells you he loves you, you are a mugu.

3 If you are in long distance relationship and your partner change his/her DP with random ladies/guys and you still believe all is well, let's just call you a mumu.

4 If you are a guy and you notice that your babe is known by almost all the guys in the hood and some still go to the extent of stopping her when you are both strolling together and you still see it as a normal thing, your mumuness is already rocking agbada on Louis vuitton.

5 You've dated more that 6 ladies and you've never seen the shirt of any one of them unbuttoned before talkmore of seeing their bras, bros, i doff my hat for your mumuness.

6 Your boyfriend has gone through the 4 cardinal points of your body and he's still promising you marriage without seeing any of his family, your mugunity is grade A.

7 You are a guy and you've been sending money to a lady you met online with the hope of getting married to her when you finally meet her in person, it's better you start making research on where your mother gave birth to you, it might be Muguni village in Togo.

8 Your boyfriend prefers hanging out with your best friend and he seems more lively whenever he's with her, plus he saved her number with a romantic name, you need to be delivered from that mumuness.

9 On a normal day, you've never spent up to 1k on yourself but you can borrow more than 5k just to go on a date, i hail your mumuness sir

10 He is always calling you "friend" amidst his friends but he calls you all sorts of sweet romantic names when you are both alone and yet, you don't care about that, sister, na you be mumumugu.. .. ..

Inspiration: Awon werey 100%™

***Runs outta thread***

BUTCHCASSIDY:



If you spend time typing this shìt while your mates are doi g something productive
bros Ur mumu no get part 2

Ok

sweetorgasms:
ok thank GOD im not guilty of the op's post, joke apart i have never in my life sent a lady money, not even 100naira recharge card, and iv dated ladies. "im a master in d game.

MurphyG1:


Errmm.. but Bros, you sure say u no dey stingy?

kwencypresh:
nor be news na

Twaci:
I know right?

adeh39:

U mumu before nah