bronzegoddess:
Errrm. Edo girl.


U meet in a bus, she is averagely pretty. There's some groping, she doesn't even mind. you exchange contacts, u set up a date at your place same day, she spends the night, u have sex. Next day u lose your job, two days later u get a quit notice from landlord, ur car engine has knocked. U can't seem to locate this babe anymore.

quiinnBee:
Smh

bronzegoddess:
Errrm. Edo girl.


U meet in a bus, she is averagely pretty. There's some groping, she doesn't even mind. you exchange contacts, u set up a date at your place same day, she spends the night, u have sex. Next day u lose your job, two days later u get a quit notice from landlord, ur car engine has knocked. U can't seem to locate this babe anymore.

bronzegoddess:
Errrm. Edo girl.


U meet in a bus, she is averagely pretty. There's some groping, she doesn't even mind. you exchange contacts, u set up a date at your place same day, she spends the night, u have sex. Next day u lose your job, two days later u get a quit notice from landlord, ur car engine has knocked. U can't seem to locate this babe anymore.

Cutehector:
Nigerian Women

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.

Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.

Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Rivers State

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.

Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.

Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.

You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

bronzegoddess:
Errrm. Edo girl.


U meet in a bus, she is averagely pretty. There's some groping, she doesn't even mind. you exchange contacts, u set up a date at your place same day, she spends the night, u have sex. Next day u lose your job, two days later u get a quit notice from landlord, ur car engine has knocked. U can't seem to locate this babe anymore.

Spikkylee:


A week later u phn is missing and rat ate ur certificate......There is Gawd ooooo..lol

MhizDeedy:
Smh!

MrsPhyno:
Hahahahaaaa

Gurgle abeg. Come and read what they think of us.

"Eldest of 12 siblings with a sick father at home" indeed Igbo gehls sha.

bronzegoddess:
gurgle is ibo? Wonders never end.

Laveda:
Awayu

bronzegoddess:


U don jam edo babe before? U sabi

Cutehector:
Nigerian Women

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.

Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.

Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Rivers State

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.

Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.

Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.

You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".