adanny01:
For those who know Hausa but i will translate.

My then little cousin came visiting in my house, she mostly spoke in English.

After eating lunch with her and my sisters, we all had too much to eat and i said in Hausa, "Na Koshi" meaning i am full. My sisters said same too. This little cousin of mine repeated same words. Then a thought crossed my mind that if this girl speaks only in English, does she know what she just repeated after us? So i asked her a question.

Bethel, how will you say "Na koshi" in English. With her finger on the head like she was thinking she replied "emmmmmmmmmmmm Eat koshi". Come and see laughter.

mummymi:
children re so funny to extent dat if one said he wants water d other too will want water at d same tym nd both will want d same cup. they will nw start dragging d cup from each other.

Totfulguy:
I told my daughter (2+) to ALWAYS say please whenever she wants a thing or asks for anything. This evening she (as usual) goes to fiddle with my laptop and a conversation ensued.
Me: Please can you leave my laptop
My daughter: (in her baby voice) Can you please stop saying that.
Hmmm! People, it's MY laptop we are talking about here and her mum has a laptop.

Akbee:

U sure say no be you carry am up there??
Its quite creative anyways.

suggyspic:
I went to the bank with my 3yrs daughter, while i was waiting for my turn to cash my cheque, my stomach made some noise and l let go of the gas. my little daughter shouted right in the bank hall. hmmmmmmm daddy have pollute. i close her mouth but she shouted louder leave me alone, hmmmm, daddy you have pollute. I nearly ran out of the bank.

isokey:
Reading through all these post, i cant just help but laugh. Children are indeed wonderful gifts from God. I pray God's visitation for every home in need of this miracle and a safe delivery for all pregnant women. Cant wait to have mine!

kentzz:
my son who s a year nd haf always say "mummy awu me" instead of"mummy carry me"

Sleekyshuga:

He is a sweet humble boy .. From the letter, he said:

No 1 Redeemed
Cresent Close
Rehoboth Estate
18-08-2015
Dear CHI,
I am sorry for wiping all the applications. I didn't know, I though if I click the "reset device" it will cancel it or reset it. Pls forgive me and may God bless you and give you the money to repair the phone and and also get your seminar back.
Yours lovely
[Signed]
Elekwa Emmanuel.

Hahahahaha.. I couldn't even lay a finger on him.. I just swallowed the pains..

hardychris:
A 5 year old boy was asked to lead in a worship song before they could pray one morning, he started with.

Good morning Jesus good morning Lord.

The next song was twinkle twinkle little star.

Hahaha I almost died laughing.

Naturehibrid:
My neighbors son was reading 1 2 3 when he got to 110 he became confused and started saying: one hundred and wanty one, one hundred and onety two , one hundred and onety three. I had a good laughter dat day

Chinwem:


You have a kind heart

Sleekyshuga:

Happy New Year..

shindarayo:
So I was watching an action movie with my 4+years old daughter,dey got to a scene wre dre was so much shooting.my daughter who was earlier playing wt her teddy ran to my side and held m,den she sd:mummy will dey come here,I asked her who she pointed to the tv,I sd no,den she asked again:mummy will dey break our television,I sd No,dey cant,den one of the actor was pointing his gun facing the screen thereby facing me directly,den she immediately climbbed me,covered my head wt her two hands and said,mommy he is going to shoot u,close ur eyes.I had to change the tv to nickolodeon to avoid further questions.buh it was so funny

Ganoderma:



Oh Lord ...... please hear my prayers and give me a child. Just one is all I ask....

Let me share this moments too.

Totfulguy:
My daughter (2+) started school some months back. She is in the pre-nursery classes and she has been amazing. Since then she has been showing us (myself and her mum) what she has been learning and it's been very interesting. I think their teachers in the pre-nursery are very strict and have been enforcing a regime of discipline in the little ones ( I say this because I have been receiving A LOT OF BEATINGS for anything I do wrong from her. From telling her to sit down, be careful when jumping or stop screaming etc).

Some days ago, it was bed time and I insisted that she goes to bed (we all sleep together) and as usual we fought. She cried and grudgingly went to bed and was still sulking from my insistence that she go to sleep. Well when I finally went to sleep and I tried to pacify her, my daughter said, "dont touch me, am not your friend". "Go face the naughty corner". Clearly, it is obvious that when they, the children in her class are naughty, their teacher tells them to go face a corner in the class for a short while and not play with anyone as punishment for being naughty. Well, I did go to face the naughty corner until my wife interceded on my behalf and my daughter approved my sleep for the night. They own the house, afterall.