pet4ril:
female children 's mouth are always sharper than the males own..... I remembered going to an ATM to withdraw in shoprite, there I met a man standing with a girl of of about 2_3yrs probably they were waiting for the mother to finish buying and come out... when I slot in my ATM, the little girl just slipped out of the father's hand and walk upto to me and she said aunty what are you doing? I smiled and said how are you doing but she didn't answer my question, she said is the money your own? I said no is for my daddy and she said are you going to use it to buy something for him and I said yes. ...the father was just surprise and he started saying come back here but the baby was just smiling at himas well. ... he apologized for the baby's interrogation and I told him not to worry that am used to it

oluwarantimi:
I have been depressed lately but this thread made my evening. Filled with hilarious posts. I remember when my sister was younger I think 6 or 7, she was playing on the decking so I shouted at her to come downstairs immediately she came downstairs she said "you won't even let somebody enjoy her life sef" I just bursted in laughter.

ogorkojo:
Great. My own pretty miracle is still loading. 0.1%, na man remain.

oluwarantimi:
I have been depressed lately but this thread made my evening. Filled with hilarious posts. I remember when my sister was younger I think 6 or 7, she was playing on the decking so I shouted at her to come downstairs immediately she came downstairs she said "you won't even let somebody enjoy her life sef" I just bursted in laughter.

ahamonyeka:
Laf wan kill me when I come out see my brother's 1year boy climbing his hanger.

Jomesh20:
I remembered my aunt carrying my nephew on her back, while walking she tripped and almost fell the next thing this boy would say was 'Grandma don't let me fall o. Let me come down before you injure me'. We were dumbfounded and burst into laughter

Merryglad:
Our last born is 5yrs old,she has an ugly teddy yet she named it pretty.one day she took pretty to our neighbours house,and our neighbours child called pretty lobster...come and see my sister,she became very happy that her baby now has a new name
Me:Triumph do you know the meaning of lobster?
Triumph:yes shister its crayfish mother.lol

Mindfulness:
I love it when children cover their eyes and shout 'search for me' thinking that when they can't see you, you can't see them either

Ganoderma:



Oh Lord ...... please hear my prayers and give me a child. Just one is all I ask....

Let me share this moments too.

Akbee:

U sure say no be you carry am up there??
Its quite creative anyways.

Hannysmilez:
I took my four year old daughter along to the salon one day. While singing her school anthem for me there,another lady yelled at her and told her to stop disturbing. My daughter kept quiet for a moment, she then hissed and told the other lady "You are not even fine sef." Everyone in the salon began laughing at the lady(she was upset and wanted to hit my daughter),I felt so embarrassed.
Another time I threatened to spank my son if he does'nt obey at the count of three. I said "1,2,2 nd half,2nd a quarter", my son shocked me when he said "Say 3 abeg."

oluwarantimi:
I have been depressed lately but this thread made my evening. Filled with hilarious posts. I remember when my sister was younger I think 6 or 7, she was playing on the decking so I shouted at her to come downstairs immediately she came downstairs she said "you won't even let somebody enjoy her life sef" I just bursted in laughter.

misreal:
I gave a child fifty naira, he gets angry and says he needed the two five naira notes I had in my hand saying "I need two money not one money".me sef con comply.

Sarhamsyn:
my cousin brother 3+ and his dad...

Cousin: daddy buy me a gun

Dad: why shld i buy u a gun

Cousin: i want to use it to shoot u

Dad: No...nooooo... i wil not buy u a gun

Cousin: Oya daddy sorry...sorry. i will not use it to shoot u again, i will shoot mummy.

Dad: ok son i will buy u a gun.

Mum runs out frm kitchen...

Mum: u will use the gun to shoot ur father family people...

Me jus dey laff dem... Lwkm dat day

nairalandbuzz:
I was visiting a family friend and I experienced this when the kid's uncle came in.

Kid: Welcome.. What did you bring for me?
Uncle gives him gala
Uncle: What will you say?
Kid not saying anything yet.
Uncle: Say something now... (Expecting the kid to say thank you)
Kid: Something ( walks away...)

Lol

iwakolewa:
A girlfriend and my three year old daughter were playing together,she then told my daughter to smile and then told her her teeth is white,she asked my daughter what is the colour of her own teeth,and my daughter innocently said 'yellow'.

dapsy4u2:

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adeememman:

You are beautiful

fpeter:
I had gone to the village with my folks, a little friend in my village visited us very early in the morning.
She didn't wash her face nor bathe before coming, so i sent her home to do that while i was preparing breakfast.
she kept turning round the house and then returning back without going home to wash up, after awhile i got upset
and yelled at her, the little tot muttered under her breath in Igbo "what is wrong with her? because of common tea and bread
that she will give me she won't let somebody hear word" we laff taya dat day. My mum was like "you don hear am now"
this little girl instead of calling me by my name, refers to me as "Nkeocha" meaning the fair one.