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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 5:28pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My daughter collects only #20 from me. She will always ask me to give her *Green Police*. She turns down any other money I give her to hold. I pray my daughter don't become a police officer tomorrow. 95 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Lalasticlala plz come and move this thread to FP 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by gurunlocker: 6:36pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
cyara:lol |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Leyemoshood: 6:38pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by TrollTrap: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Meeeehn to born pikin don dey hungry me now 57 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Totfulguy: 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Kanbee: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Pidggin(f): 6:43pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I like the way my niece pronounces her own name, she's Sophia but she calls herself "Toppiaaa" 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by mysticdollar(f): 6:44pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
One day my lil nephew of 4yrs came to our house he was playing to rough my mum just said I will flog u d next thing he said was I will tell my mum my mum just said i will also tell my mum the next he just told my mum u don't a mum u are a big mum how would u have a mum 40 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Flashh: 6:45pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Chai! See as mothers full this thread with hilarious comments. We go see them for another thread dey claim virgin. 90 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by toyese01(m): 6:47pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Nah only ladies Dey share dia childs experience ni? If †̥ say I don born now I for talk my own but all thesame my younder bro of 3yrs old always crack our ribs by speaking grmmer e.g he mish ur own ( is it ur own) †̥ђε boy nah pako like Me sha 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Luckygurl(f): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Me: Daddy buy something for me while coming back Dad: I'll buy nothing for you when coming back Me: yes! Don't forget to buy nothing for me oo Announcing to anyone who cares to listen, Daddy will buy nothing for meeee A shocker awaits me when he comes back... Me: Dad where;s the nothing you promised to buy Dad: I bought nothing na Lol!! Obviously he got something for me but having a little fun with my supposed ignorance ain't a bad thing I guess. My family still teases me with it till this day 23 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by IceDude(m): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Totfulguy:LMAO.....That lil boy is very intelligent 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Amyceilyn(f): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Lol, really nice...cnt wait to hav mine 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by misreal(m): 6:48pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I love babies 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Holuwakemmy16(f): 6:50pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Wow children are very funny hmm I can't wait to get married and started having my own 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ideyhere(f): 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My kid sister came back from school one day so happy that she had already finished her assignment. We were like how come? She said they have them composition about your friend so she wrote about herself and the friend also wrote about herself and they exchanged it. When asked her reason, she said since they didn't know each others birthday or where each lived, they decided to write about myself and exchange. I was like Omoh see sense ooh 67 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS:Awwww! So u have a daughter. Congrats. Please don't quarrel with anyone again on social media. Read an earlier post. Congrats again 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Shaadey: 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by ideyhere(f): 6:52pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My kid sister came back from school one day so happy that she had already finished her assignment. We were like how come? She said they gave them composition about your friend so she wrote about herself and the friend also wrote about herself and they exchanged it. When asked her reason, she said since they didn't know each others birthday or where each lived, they decided to write about myself and exchange. I was like Omoh see sense ooh 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by isokey: 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Reading through all these post, i cant just help but laugh. Children are indeed wonderful gifts from God. I pray God's visitation for every home in need of this miracle and a safe delivery for all pregnant women. Cant wait to have mine! 96 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by EsteriAyaba: 6:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
cyara: |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lonelydora: 6:54pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Me: Ezinne, will you eat Rice or beans or both. Ezinne: I will eat both. Me: Okay Ezinne: but uncle, what is both? 98 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by montezz(f): 6:55pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
cyara:lmao 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Cetona(f): 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
My 3+ nephew used to call me 'Edu' (Yoruba word for charcoal) instead of Idowu . Now his 1+ sister calls me 'Owu' (yoruba word for thread). These kids have completely messed with my name . 74 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Zuriela: yeeeeeehh..ahhahahahahaha |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by misreal(m): 6:57pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I gave a child fifty naira, he gets angry and says he needed the two five naira notes I had in my hand saying "I need two money not one money".me sef con comply. 71 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by IceDude(m): 6:58pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Zuriela:Hahahahahahaha, children are just too funny. Cant wait to have mine 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by lilmizwierd(f): 6:59pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
The baby in my house doesn't behave like one at Nine months you won't believe the things he does You need to hear him singing Frank Edward Okaka :O :O :O . Today my mother was counting money He just crawled close and took #1000 from her, normally when he takes money he returns it but today the nigga started running. It took combined effort to collect the money . Since he was wailing I decided to give him #50 He refused and kept demanding for the #1000 . I just couldnt believe my eyes He's an Ibo boy sha 91 Likes 8 Shares |
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