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| My Pot Terrorism Experience by keeper1: 10:39am On Oct 01, 2015 |
i don't knw if similar thread has been created b4.As such,this is nt anyhw related or a replica of anoda thread as dis is suppose to b fun i dnt knw d appropriate thread to put dis up bt it wil do just fine here P.S(in advance)i'm nt a writer n hv it in mind dat dia wil be grammatical error as am nt a grammarian Once or twice in the course of our journey in life.,everyone of us has tried and successful stole food from the cooking pot while on fire.These ranges from meat,a spoon of rice,ponmo or yam.Of course,all this is unethical as it's being classified as a form of stealing and parents take adequate measure in curbing this general behavioural characteristics of their wards.this reminds me of my neighbour who always left d spoon on the pot after carefully analysing and calculating d angle substended with the pot.Trust my neighbour's children,they have their instrument such has potractor and a taperule just to get off the notch in a successful mission. Much being said....i have numerous experience but just going to share d one dat happened to me few hours ago and a friend's. I happen to love beans(without any ingredient being added self) from d bottom of my heart to d extent dat i cherish anything that has beans in it..I visited my aunt yesterday evening and it happened dat d woman was parboiling beans to b cooked this morning.After gisting with her for hours,i decided to visit d toilet after being pressed and i had to fetch water in d kitchen wen i perceived dis SMELL whispering to me "open d pot na"..oh my.,a war erupted between my brain,mind and hand(BATTLE OF THE THREE ARMIES)which HAND later gained d upper hand....behold,i opened the lid carefully after making sure dat no one was watching.ofcourse,i had a failed mission as i decided to use my NAKED hand to pick beans from the hot pot,in respond to reflex,i let go of d lid in my other hand n dat disastrous-dreaded sound was made as a result of the collision wit d tiles....,i felt like d ground should open and swallow me when after 6 seconds,i saw my aunt shaking her head like agama as am too big to be beaten..i wonder wat will be going on in her mind nw... The other experience happened to a friend while we were in j.s.s.1...the poor boy used his mouth directly to have a taste of pounded yam in the mortal..only to hear ''egbami o,egbami o.,imu mi n jonaa.,o n romi o'' meaning ''help,help...my nose is burning.,its paining''.....trust students na..,we named him..''IYAN N BOMU'' meaning..''YAM PEEL HIN NOSE''.....make i rest here it would really be fun if u guys share ur experiences too cc:lalasticlala (my teeth o).. Kingtom vizkiz tosyne2much those i don't knw hw to spell their names |
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