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Crushing On Her Pastor by foladaraawe(f): 8:47pm On Oct 04, 2015
Can't say this sounds funny or crazy

I was about resting on my bed when I heard two sisters coming from church talking at the back of my window......

1st sister-sister mary,can you believe I'm crushing on our pastor

2nd sister-sister grace,are you mad?

1st sister-i don't know if I'm mad but I'm serious about this,during the anointing service we had last week,I felt like holding the pastor when he anointed me....

That's when I shouted "HOLY MOSES" in my room...
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Nobody: 8:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
Op thou shall not lie cheesy **y u crushing on ur pastor!!who does dat?**hell fire is real oo grin

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Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by goldenone(f): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2015
Crushing on the pastor ain't the problem, buh when she lets her desire overwhelm her... well the thunder that will fire the person still dey pluto dey train!

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Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by foladaraawe(f): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
Op thou shall not lie cheesy **y u crushing on ur pastor!!who does dat?**hell fire is real oo grin
na sister grace,nt me grin
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by donholy28(m): 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2015
Soon she will go and tell him that she saw him in a dream
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by tpiander: 9:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Tallesty1(m): 9:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
I don't like sister grace
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by tpiander: 9:06pm On Oct 04, 2015
why exactly do people go to church these days, can someone on the thread answer this question.
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Nobody: 9:32pm On Oct 04, 2015
tpiander:
why exactly do people go to church these days, can someone on the thread answer this question.
To crush
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by bronzegoddess(f): 9:45pm On Oct 04, 2015
Normal now. anythn new?
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Nobody: 9:52pm On Oct 04, 2015
OP why crusheth thou on thy pastor?
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by AfroKnight: 9:53pm On Oct 04, 2015
Imagine if the pastor na single brother. Ladies, please allow the man of God to concentrate on his work.
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Nobody: 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2015
please Becareful before u crush Him to death.
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Emodeee: 10:14pm On Oct 04, 2015
@op, Is ur pastor single?
If he is, den ur crushing is legal.
Gbe sunmo pastor kejo lepo bi bread ati butter.
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by lampardizik(m): 10:17pm On Oct 04, 2015
**in MI's voice***


Iz allowed iz allowed cool
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by foladaraawe(f): 10:34pm On Oct 04, 2015
Emodeee:
@op, Is ur pastor single?

If he is, den ur crushing is legal.

Gbe sunmo pastor kejo lepo bi bread ati butter.
mogbe,no be me nawww
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by ERCROSS(m): 10:42pm On Oct 04, 2015
nairalanders, why v u made it seem as though it is bad to crush on a pastor.
at least, the crusher and the crushee r humans too naaw
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Emodeee: 10:48pm On Oct 04, 2015
foladaraawe:
mogbe,no be me nawww

Who u wan dey deceive? Na so una dey do. U will come in the name of ur friend or u cook up a name.


I don gv u ma advice, take it.
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by starwar(m): 10:51pm On Oct 04, 2015
foladaraawe:
Can't say this sounds funny or crazy

I was about resting on my bed when I heard two sisters coming from church talking at the back of my window......

1st sister-sister mary,can you believe I'm crushing on our pastor

2nd sister-sister grace,are you mad?

1st sister-i don't know if I'm mad but I'm serious about this,during the anointing service we had last week,I felt like holding the pastor when he anointed me....

That's when I shouted "HOLY MOSES" in my room...
Why Moses and not Onaze
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by foladaraawe(f): 10:59pm On Oct 04, 2015
Emodeee:


Who u wan dey deceive? Na so una dey do. U will come in the name of ur friend or u cook up a name.


I don gv u ma advice, take it.
u sef dey do am
Buh no be me o
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Emodeee: 11:09pm On Oct 04, 2015
foladaraawe:
u sef dey do am
Buh no be me o

Dis one wey u dey emphasize say no be u, it's becoming more glaring dat it's u.
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by olajorn(m): 11:35pm On Oct 04, 2015
goldenone:
Crushing on the pastor ain't the problem, buh when she lets her desire overwhelm her... well the thunder that will fire the person still dey pluto dey train!
The thurnder go build 6packs
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Youngpo413: 1:25pm On Dec 13, 2015
Some pastors are cute
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by foladaraawe(f): 2:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
Youngpo413:
Some pastors are cute
like urs?
Re: Crushing On Her Pastor by Youngpo413: 2:07pm On Dec 13, 2015
foladaraawe:
like urs?
mine are reverend fathers yet still very cute.

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