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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 10:26am On Oct 07, 2015
EMANY01:


NO make me us vex ooooh.
Why you dey waste valuable creative time answering f00lish posts?
Abeg go back to the library and don't come back unless its to post an update jorr.

hehehehe,
Abeg no vex. cheesy cheesy I no go mind the clown again,
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by warrior01: 10:28am On Oct 07, 2015
DaBullIT:
cheesy grin Logical man, stop trying to justify what is wrong, the writing format, the choice of words is biblical, let his and your conscience judge you and FYI,

someone drew a cartoon that does not even look like Mohammed, the artist just wrote Muhammed and several people died, so let him write the epistle of bubu starting with salamua leikum and write it like a surah turn you'll understand what I mean


Will you just shut up and reason with your brain for once. Instead of you to appreciate the ingenuity in the series, you're here talking trash like an idi,ot.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by warrior01: 10:29am On Oct 07, 2015
Please @ PointB, are we allowed to share with acknowledgements?
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 10:33am On Oct 07, 2015
warrior01:
Please @ PointB, are we allowed to share with acknowledgements?

I currently have a policy of freedom of information. Feel free to share my brother. Let's spread the GOSPEL. cheesy (I know some people will go mad at the mention of GOSPEL)

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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by warrior01: 10:37am On Oct 07, 2015
PointB:


I currently have a policy of freedom of information. Feel free to share my brother. Let's spread the GOSPEL. cheesy (I know some people will go mad at the mention of GOSPEL)

Thanks so much, you're really gifted

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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by Whynotthetruth(m): 10:56am On Oct 07, 2015
PointB:
The Acts of King Bubu son of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32
1 And when the son of Hari the cattle rearer had become King over the people, he made a decree saying thus, “O good people hearken! Behold I am your King now. I am beholden to no one and I am beholden to everyone. Thou shall no longer call me Emperor, but thou shall call me King Bubu son of Hari. And lo, I shall not tend to the provinces in which nine score and seven in hundred stood by me same as I would tend the province in which only five in hundred stood by me. For different measure shall I apply for different people.”

2 And when the people heard his decree, they murmured among themselves saying, “Surely King Bubu son of Hari would pitch us one against the other.”

3 Whereupon King Bubu Son of Hari appointed Warlords from five provinces of the land and named them commanders of men, but he would not appoint any from the province east of the big rivers inhabited by the Hebro, for only five in hundred there stood by him to elect him.

4 And King Bubu Son of Hari appointed, from among his kinsmen and townsmen in the land of Almajirite and other provinces, men to serve in his palace and as right hand men: butlers, town criers, principals, chief scribe, councilors, quarter masters, house masters and several others, but he would not appoint any from the province east of the big rivers inhabited by the Hebro, for only five in hundred there stood by him to elect him.

5 But the people from the province east of the big rivers inhabited by the Hebro were not persuaded for they do not cower before men nor tremble before kings for their works speak for them. Thus did they address King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer, “We cast our lots as our spirit led us in favour King Jonah son of Locki. Lo, we shall do same again if called upon!”

6 When the people lamented and said to King Bubu the son of Hari, “O wise King, may your reign be peaceful, and may you defeat all your enemies and bring prosperity to the land. O good King, you swore a covenant with us saying : ‘ Make me King in place of Jonah and in 100 days, and I will rout She-cow and his gang of terrorists from the land, feed yours little sons and daughter daily in our various temples of learning, and make our cowry equal in value to the mighty dollar! And your able men, I shall give jobs in our orchards, and ten thousand cowries to those without work.’

7 “O good King, we have kept our part of the bargain, fulfill your vow, that you may be freed from the bond of the covenant. O good King, kill She-cow and bring back our daughters and appoint also Masters to oversee affairs of governance.”

8 And the Keeper of Treasury also spoke and sayeth to King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer thus, “O good King, I give with discretion cowries in exchange for dollars and dollars in exchange for cowries, that the mighty dollar may not completely overshadow our cowries, and ruin our trade with neighbors and kingdoms beyond the seven seas. Pray, O good King appoint ye Master of Coins and Master of Trade that I mayest counsel with them to help our cause.”

9 Wherefore King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer answered and said unto them, “O good people, I did not promise to do a thing in hundred days. And as for the Masters, there is none worthy and holy as I am. Lo, I continue the search for holy men amongst you. In the fullest of time when I shall find them, verily I say to you I shall appoint them as Masters for you.”

10 Now the house - Alliance of Protected Crooks alsoo known by their initial - APC, was the most deceitful house in the land and several vile men swell their rank. Their banner has an insignia of broken broom held by a filthy hand.

11 Liar son of Momed speaks for them and he bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land. Some believe him, and several others curse him for the lies he told. Lair the son Momed is said to have been born with a lying tongue.

12 He it was who spoke to the people saying “Lo good people, our great King Bubu the son of Hari body language has improved our power; his body language has done more in six weeks than Jonah the son of Locki did in six years. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad O good people for surely, King Bubu son of Hari’s body language will bring food to our table, oil for our lamps, fix our roads, and defeat all our enemies.”

13 Oshi the son of Omole, lover of exotic maidens also bear their standard and sometime speaks for house of Alliance of Protected Crooks. Yet he knoweth not whence to speak and whence to hold his peace.

14 Oshi the son of Omole it was who spoke to people saying, “O good people, the household of Emperor Omanman of United World, had told me the names of those who looted our treasury and carted away at least six hundred oxen full of gold coins and precious gems. Whereupon the household of Emperor Omanman rebuked vigorously him saying, “Begone! We knoweth not what that sayeth for thou speaketh untrue words. We gave you neither name of who nor the number of oxen of gold coins carted from thy shores. Pray, tell where did thou hear this great tales, that we may inquire and enrich our knowledge.”

15 Roch the sly son of Cha also fly the standard of house of Alliance of Protected Crooks known as APC. He broke ranks with his kinsmen from the land of the Hebro. And when he had returned from the journey to the United World to visit Emperor Omanman, he caused several giant tapestries depicting his handshake with Emperor Omaman, with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer to be commissioned. Roch the sly son of Cha hung the tapestries in the city square with a message saying, “Behold what I have achieved, the new face of prosperity!”

16 Now there are other vile men in Alliance of Protected Crooks including Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did!

17 Amec the swift, son Chyi is another vile banner man of Alliance of Protected Crooks. He it was who took from his kinsmen treasury and gave several bags of cowries to the cause of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer wherefore Bubu became king.

18 And in those days, She-cow, who led the purveyors of terror and tormentor of the people who ravaged the land and slaughter the people, addressed the people saying, “I am She-cow the terror; the one who was, the one who is, and the one who is to come. News of my death is a lie told to deceive you by King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer and his Warlords. By Hallah, you shall serve my god or become my slave, or I shall annihilate you.”

19 Now the commander of King Bubu men of war is a fearsome Warlord. He is called Bura the snake charmer, son of Tyia. When Bura, the snake charmer, son of Tyia, heard the word of She-cow, he flipped his cloths, push his chest up and down to show his muscles and mass of flesh. “She-cow and his band of brigands are noise-makers and cowards,” he declared, “I shall crush him, and all who stand with him.”

20 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men ran around the city seven times, so that the people may know that they are strong and many in number.

21 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men fell upon the tents and encampments of She-cow, and slew many who follow him.

22 She-cow fled with some of his men and hid among the people who are allied to his cause. Thereupon, She-cow and his band of brigands continue to ravage the land, plunder, maim and kill and disappear among the people who are allied to his cause.

23 And the wandering shepherds and tribesmen of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer, who had forge unholy alliance with She-cow and his band of brigands, invaded the fields of a retired Chief Scribe – Fala, the son of Aye in the land of Yoruga, who had allied with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer. Thereupon, these wandering shepherds laid waste to his fields, and destroy his crops. They took Fala, the son of Aye captive for several days and would not let home go until several bags of cowries in ransom had been paid. And they warn him sternly not to speak about them least they will come again for him!

24 And from across the big rivers, there arose another zealot, Nnam the Bright, Son of Kalu, and he addressed King Bubu the son of Hari thus “Let my people go!”

25 And when the price of a tuber rose from eight cowries to eleven, and a measure of grain rose from nine to twelve cowries, the people again began to murmur.

26 When King Bubu the son of Hari saw and heard all these, he was distressed. But he would not name himself Master of War even as She-cow and his brigands continue to kill, maim, pillage and take captives and spoils even close to his palace. Now King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer would not make himself master of grains, tubers and cattle even as he possess great skill at cattle rearing.

27 But when King Bubu son of Hari saw the abundant milk and honey flowing in lands beyond the big rivers, King Bubu was exceedingly glad. "Lo, I shall appoint myself Master of Milk and Honey. I alone shall decide how the cows are milked and how the honey is shared for I alone is worthy”, he proclaimed.

28 And when the time had come, King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer unveil #thelist of men whom he had found worthy to serve as Masters over the people.

29 Now these are some of men King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer chose as Master over the people: Amec the sly son of Chyi who looted his kinsmen treasury. Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did! Another is, Liar son of Momed who bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land.

30 Many were men who wine and dine with King Jonah the Able son of Locki, and some were the vile men from other houses who had sought safety under the banner and fold of Alliance of Protected Crooks known by the initial APC.

31 And when the people saw #thelist, there was loud outcry and gnashing of teeth in the land, and several people rented their clothes and put ashes on their foreheads to mourn the death of change! And they asked one another in loud groan, "What manner of change is this?"

32 And from across the big rivers, Nnam the Bright, Son of Kalu, again addressed King Bubu the son of Hari thus, “Let my people go!”

Continued from Chapter One:
https://www.nairaland.com/2587245/acts-king-mumu-son-hari

DISCLAIMER:
Similarities of characters portrayed in the text with anyone dead or living is purely coincidental.


cheesygrin More blessings bro

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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by DaBullIT(m): 10:57am On Oct 07, 2015
warrior01:


Will you just shut up and reason with your brain for once. Instead of you to appreciate the ingenuity in the series, you're here talking trash like an idi,ot.

Your papa yansh
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by warrior01: 10:59am On Oct 07, 2015
DaBullIT:


Your papa yansh

Please go and look for your mates; matured minds are rubbing minds. Don't even bother to reply because you're henceforth ignored.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by DaBullIT(m): 11:22am On Oct 07, 2015
warrior01:


Please go and look for your mates; matured minds are rubbing minds. Don't even bother to reply because you're henceforth ignored.

Yeah I'm with my mates and you and your mates are at least 7 levels below, you shake a hive, you get stung,

A bad disease is ignorance, but worst is not knowing you have it like I said your fada yansh , don't respond to me if you don't want a response
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 11:34am On Oct 07, 2015
Whynotthetruth:


cheesygrin More blessings bro

Thanks bros.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by evansvenus(m): 11:49am On Oct 07, 2015
Wonderful masterpiece! The chronology of bubu son of hari..cheesy

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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by Nobody: 2:00pm On Oct 07, 2015
PointB:


King Jonah appointed several scribes and several clerks who were paid handsome wages for their labour. Most assuredly I say to you, PointB is not one of them, and he is fitter than fiddle and sharper than needle. The death bed is as far away from Point the Son of B as the sky is from the land! You maam are a fake sorcerer; and posses same lying tongue as your master, Liar son of Momed!
cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PedroJP(m): 3:32pm On Oct 07, 2015
PointB:
. But he would not name himself Master of War even as She-cow and his brigands continue to kill, maim, pillage and take captives and spoils even close to his palace. Now King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer would not make himself master of grains, tubers and cattle even as he possess great skill at cattle rearing.

27 But when King Bubu son of Hari saw the abundant milk and honey flowing in lands beyond the big rivers, King Bubu was exceedingly glad. "Lo, I shall appoint myself Master of Milk and Honey. I alone shall decide how the cows are milked and how the honey is shared for I alone is worthy”, he proclaimed.
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Dis got me laffin real hard

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Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 4:13pm On Oct 07, 2015
PedroJP:



Dis got me laffin real hard


Lol.

King Bubu is a sharp guy. Why would he risk his life fighting she-cow, when he could comfortable sit astride pots of honey. cheesy
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PedroJP(m): 4:18pm On Oct 07, 2015
PointB:



Lol.

King Bubu is a sharp guy. Why would he risk his life fighting she-cow, when he could comfortable sit astride pots of honey. cheesy


i tire oo. Who no like better thing ?


God bless u bro, more power to u.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 4:19pm On Oct 07, 2015
PedroJP:



i tire oo. Who no like better thing ?


God bless u bro, more power to u.

Na so. God bless you too.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by knightsTempler: 4:32pm On Oct 07, 2015
Along came PointB and he delivers a masterpiece again as we've always known him to do.

Bravo nwanee!
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 6:28pm On Oct 07, 2015
knightsTempler:
Along came PointB and he delivers a masterpiece again as we've always known him to do.

Bravo nwanee!


grin
Thanks.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 9:54am On Oct 08, 2015
Beremx:
I disagree sha. More names are still coming so no cause for alarm. the only humiliation for him is that his candidate might not be chosen. grin


It's still humilation though. I wonder how he is going to face Imolite, let alone Igbos he promised to bring to the central! Looks to me that Rochas is walking alone! He has no iota of influence in APC.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 10:19am On Oct 09, 2015
obailala:
...The sworn enemies of change, the same set of people who fought hard to ensure that change was not born, the same people who criticised and ridiculed change from the day he was brought forth into this world up till date, isn't it ironical that it is now these same set of jesters that are hurriedly mourning the death of CHANGE?

But unfortunately for these jesters and henchmen of king Herod, CHANGE is born and CHANGE is here to stay; and there is nothing these lovers of thieves can do about it.

Change bros, is stillborn; change is dead!


28 And when the time had come, King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer unveil #thelist of men whom he had found worthy to serve as Masters over the people.

29 Now these are some of men King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer chose as Master over the people: Amec the sly son of Chyi who looted his kinsmen treasury. Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did! Another is, Liar son of Momed who bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land.

30 Many were men who wine and dine with King Jonah the Able son of Locki, and some were the vile men from other houses who had sought safety under the banner and fold of Alliance of Protected Crooks known by the initial APC.

31 And when the people saw #thelist, there was loud outcry and gnashing of teeth in the land, and several people rented their clothes and put ashes on their foreheads to mourn the death of change! And they asked one another in loud groan, "What manner of change is this?"
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by oluwaisaac(m): 5:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
Point B, I'd recommend you to the producers of the King James Version and the Directors of Spartacus, if I could! Brother, you are good! I'm proud of you....really proud of you. This is a very good satirical, but historical tool! Keep it up.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 5:26pm On Oct 15, 2015
oluwaisaac:
Point B, I'd recommend you to the producers of the King James Version and the Directors of Spartacus, if I could! Brother, you are good! I'm proud of you....really proud of you. This is a very good satirical, but historical tool! Keep it up.

grin
Hehehe, that's a bold one bros. Thanks all the same.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 7:50pm On Oct 29, 2015
#Corruptionconfirmed

Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by theSpark(m): 12:04am On Apr 07, 2016
Oga pointB I suggest you chronicle this scarcity of oil during our present emperor's reign for posterity as well as the lamentations of suffering that keep on renting the air.
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 11:19am On Apr 12, 2016
theSpark:
Oga pointB I suggest you chronicle this scarcity of oil during our present emperor's reign for posterity as well as the lamentations of suffering that keep on renting the air.

I am already working on something. Will get to that part soon.
http://www.hotchapters.com/
Re: The Acts Of King Bubu Son Of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32 (A Political Satire) by PointB: 5:43pm On Apr 14, 2016
theSpark:
Oga pointB I suggest you chronicle this scarcity of oil during our present emperor's reign for posterity as well as the lamentations of suffering that keep on renting the air.


Here:

http://www.hotchapters.com/2016/04/14/king-bubu-and-fuel-shortage-in-nigeria/

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