many women LOVE being the side chick and don’t even want to get involved with dudes that are single and available.
Why?
#1 They get the dick then the mofo gets up and goes home. No dealing with his snoring or farting all night.
#2 The dick is well trained because he is married. He knows women’s bodies and can deliver sexual satisfaction every time.
#3 The fact that he is committed elsewhere removes his right to talk shit and try to control anything about where the side chick is, who she is with, when she comes home, what she is wearing, etc. Most wives feel obligated to consider their husbands in all those issues.
#4 They give the side chick money and gifts, and never expect anything in return because they’d have to explain it to the wife.
#5 You already know they don’t love you, so there is no need for them to lie about it to get sex. Everything is very straightforward and drama free.
#6 You don’t have to listen to him whining about his needs or his problems and pretend to care like his wife does.

#7 You don’t have to take care of his bad ass kids like his wife does.
#8 You don’t have to listen to him whine about work like his wife does.
#9 You don’t have to do his laundry or pick up after him like his wife does.
#10 You don’t have to cook and clean for him like his wife does.
#11 You don’t have to be bothered with his relatives like his wife does.
#12 You don’t have to be bothered with HIM on a daily basis like his wife does.
So you see, there are a good 12 solid reasons to opt to choose to be the side chick. You have your life and some experienced, well trained dick when you have time for it. This lifestyle works very well for women who are on their grind finishing school, or setting up a business, or establishing their corporate career. Relationships are exhausting and they aren’t really ready for one. "composed by fanazia. cc dominique, lalasticlala

Lol

So basically, they're just pampered cumbags with no real purpose except to spread 'em. Yeah, Imma need a microscope to see the "smartness". How are they different from a life size blowup doll?

PunkyVeer:
So basically, they're just pampered cumbags with no real purpose except to spread 'em. Yeah, Imma need a microscope to see the "smartness". How are they different from a life size blowup doll?

are we quarrelling? take it easy na

fantazia:
are we quarrelling? take it easy na

No, was just thinking out loud. No beef.

falconey:
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LOL d cheating husband

PunkyVeer:

No, was just thinking out loud. No beef.

Yeah dats we good

Haha... Number 5 is totally on point!!!

But actually, in the end, the main chic wins; but the main Chic's would never understand.


Side chic may enjoy all these, but she can never become my main chic.

fantazia:
many women LOVE being the side chick and don’t even want to get involved with dudes that are single and available.
Why?
#1 They get the dick then the mofo gets up and goes home. No dealing with his snoring or farting all night.
#2 The dick is well trained because he is married. He knows women’s bodies and can deliver sexual satisfaction every time.
#3 The fact that he is committed elsewhere removes his right to talk shit and try to control anything about where the side chick is, who she is with, when she comes home, what she is wearing, etc. Most wives feel obligated to consider their husbands in all those issues.
#4 They give the side chick money and gifts, and never expect anything in return because they’d have to explain it to the wife.
#5 You already know they don’t love you, so there is no need for them to lie about it to get sex. Everything is very straightforward and drama free.
#6 You don’t have to listen to him whining about his needs or his problems and pretend to care like his wife does.

in other news... you are an assistant boyfriend abi