I think am the best to come up wiv this write up....because I belong to those sharp guys group who can manoeuvre our way out when broke


NOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it’s a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it’s one of those things we are talking about cheesy. This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent cool. *Clear throat*

I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors.
1. Gala and Soft drink

Undoubtedly, gala and soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors
2. Egg-roll and Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Concoction Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawarma and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn’t but serve her my concoction rice

4. Viju Milk and Cabin Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it

5. Garri

As funny as it sounds, I’m guilty of this. I have once offered garri to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo cool

6. Malt

Some will give her only malt without adding anything to it. They already assume she will not eat even if they offer her food, so dem no go kuku ask
7. Indomie and Egg

This will only cost the guy 100naira: 50naira for Indomie super pack, 30naira for egg and 5naira cold ‘pure water. Trust me, I know what am saying. I was once an expert at this.

8. They offer Nothing and become entertainers

U cn add urz...lol. Ted

Nigga how old are u...

Tell me things rich guys use to entertain their female friends

@evan.....the truth is bitter....don't take me too serz...!!ts meant to be a joke

wot do broke gurlz do

This thread is dedicated to Lalasticlala


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