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Funny But TRUE!!! by petkoffDrake(m): 12:20pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
1. Wen u dump a girl from # OSUN, she'll
create a scene
& disgrace u.
2. U dump a girl from # CALABAR , she'll beat
u & force u to love her
again weda u like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from # ABUJA , she'll
cry day & night.
4.Dump a girl from # BENIN, she'll bewitch u &
u will wake up with boils on ur face.
5. Dump a girl frm # ENUGU , she'll
take ur name & picture to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from # IMO, she won't even notice it
because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from # WARRI , she'll
turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of
drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from # LAGOS , she'll
go round & sleep with all ur friends.
9. Dump a girl from # PORT_HARCOURT , in 2
weeks' time she'll invite u to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from # ANAMBRA,
she'll tempt
ur dad & become ur stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from # KANO, she'll
report u to her dad in the army & u will
marry her at gun
point.
12. Dump an # ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property &
apologize.
13. Dump a # BAYELSA girl, u'll see her d next
day in ur house with ur elder broda.
14. Dump a girl from # KOGI , no need dey have
dumped u a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from # BENUE , am
sorry u already have AIDS.
Wetin I still dey reason b say, na wetin go come
happen if u dump a girl from # BORNO FUNNY BUT TRUE!!! |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by Nobody: 12:22pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
petkoffDrake: Shekau will b ur guest of honor |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by lukman: 12:23pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
really? |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by petkoffDrake(m): 12:24pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
halfrica:u hate me this much? Y shekau |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
petkoffDrake: No i dont but shekau is the governor of borno state Cos he decides whr to blow up nd whr not to blow up he decides Where employment for sucide bombers wud come from He decides which location to invest his explosions to And u are sayin i hate u break a girls her from borno who happens to b shekau last born u case wud be |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by Nobody: 12:30pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
funny |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by chigoizie7(m): 12:30pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
petkoffDrake: She will kidnap ur entire family and exchange them for chibok girls |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by IamLEGEND1: 12:41pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
o.k |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by jonaifame22(m): 2:53pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Hehehehehehe |
Re: Funny But TRUE!!! by Nobody: 2:56pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Funny but no iota of truth |
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