"I played with the dog and I got tickled and turned on. In the process, one thing led to another and I had an ‘insertion’ with the dog".

Mods pls take this shit to POO section..

CharlyNick:
Please change your Identity. You ARE NOT from Akwa Ibom. Proof this or STOP TARNISHING OUR IMAGE

Seconded! Why didnt he come from another place? Must it be Akwa Ibom?

Shame on you whoever you are.

Maybe you should have come as a dog rather than being human.
Maybe you are possessed by the spirit of dog.

More women than men sleep with their pets

Consumer Reports News: August 30, 2012 10:08 AM
Seventy percent of women and 57 percent of men admit to
sleeping with their pets, according to a recent survey of 1,313
Consumer Reports subscribers who owned a cat or dog (or
both). Women are also a lot more likely to sign cards with a
pet's name or picture, and give holiday gifts to Rover and
Garfield. Both men and women like to show off their furry friends.
Almost a third of pet owners surveyed have posted their pet's
pictures on social media sites. And love for pets is boundless
for both genders. An equal number of men and women said,
"Money is no object" when asked to pick an amount they would
spend if a pet needed lifesaving treatment. More women than men sleep with their pets

Consumer Reports News: August 30, 2012 10:08 AM
Seventy percent of women and 57 percent of men admit to
sleeping with their pets, according to a recent survey of 1,313
Consumer Reports subscribers who owned a cat or dog (or
both). Women are also a lot more likely to sign cards with a
pet's name or picture, and give holiday gifts to Rover and
Garfield. Both men and women like to show off their furry friends.
Almost a third of pet owners surveyed have posted their pet's
pictures on social media sites. And love for pets is boundless
for both genders. An equal number of men and women said,
"Money is no object" when asked to pick an amount they would
spend if a pet needed lifesaving treatment. More women than men sleep with their pets

Consumer Reports News: August 30, 2012 10:08 AM
Seventy percent of women and 57 percent of men admit to
sleeping with their pets, according to a recent survey of 1,313
Consumer Reports subscribers who owned a cat or dog (or
both). Women are also a lot more likely to sign cards with a
pet's name or picture, and give holiday gifts to Rover and
Garfield. Both men and women like to show off their furry friends.
Almost a third of pet owners surveyed have posted their pet's
pictures on social media sites. And love for pets is boundless
for both genders. An equal number of men and women said,
"Money is no object" when asked to pick an amount they would
spend if a pet needed lifesaving treatment.


http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2012/08/more-women-than-men-sleep-with-their-pets/index.htm

ayindepremier:
INI-OBONG indeed!
I thought u guy only slaughter dogs for pepper soup?

Now this perv-b*tch take everything to a new whole level! Weldon, u have proved to us that u are a confirm akwa ibomite (Aya ya)


I have reasons to remain grateful to God that didn't allow my d*ck to erect the day my ex sex freak calabar come my house!


You deserve to be Banished from Naija to Biafra!
because here in Naija, we don't take shits from Nobody!



DO NOT QUOTE ME!
I REPEAT, DO NOT QUOTE ME!
COPIED?

Neğro, you stùpid or something?

Nothing surprising here, anything about cross rivers, rivers and akwa ibom the calabar speaking na dog. To the extent that the dog that is catching arm robbers here in our area was stolen by mr Etim the 404 pepper soup joint owner in our community. Ask your father very well how you came to inherit dog f**king ? becausu what goes around comes around.

Pray and work on getting out of this. You have started in the right direction by seeking support from people.
You can consult a Psychologist too...

I won't condem you, I'm not God. I understand how you feel, this not how God create man. If you are still in Lagos and you really need help to be free from thiz urge. Pls email me i would tell u a place you should go. Its only God can help you. My e-mail is iamastar4ever@yahoo.com. I expect to read from you. If you are real.

call the number below for help if it is true story and you really want to get out of it

3 words: you need Jesus.

Confession aye. Dogs go dey run for you o

You need a psychologist for help and not this medium with enough mad people that will make gist of you.

Please most important go for medical check up to determine if you don't have any disease. I am sure you never used condom with them.

Also, embrace the Lord and let him console you and renew your spiritual life.

Go and hang ur self

musKeeto:
Nairaland moderators should be ashamed of themselves.

Recently, I was contemplating leaving this forum, cause it appears it's being moderated by teenagers. This's exactly the type of topic that gets them excited.

Dottore:
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul

You got it alone so leave us and digest it alone. Stop derailing threads.

For once be wise. Must you put it on every thread?

iamkingzlee:
Neğro, you stùpid or something?

u finally quote ur Destiny in poverty!

[If in deed This is true You need to give ur list to Jesus afap. He alone is the solution to ur problem. Just confess your sins to Him, ask Him to forgive u all ur uncleanliness and evil ways. He'll cleanse u and Make u whole. Accept Him as your Lord and Saviour. Look for a true Bible believing Church to fellowship.

[If in deed This is true You need to give ur list to Jesus afap. He alone is the solution to ur problem. Just confess your sins to Him, ask Him to forgive u all ur uncleanliness and evil ways. He'll cleanse u and Make u whole. Accept Him as your Lord and Saviour. Look for a true Bible believing Church to fellowship. Shallom.

Hmmmmmm

If you really want to stop this horrible habit. Go to MFM Prayercity for 7days deliverance service.
It is not ordinary, you are not normal.

ayindepremier:

u finally quote ur Destiny in poverty!

are you soo fuckeń daft will you get your wretched life outta ma face retardd!!

I can give you Useful advice but not here you can contact me if you are interested

Congrats !

She didn't mean the real DOG.... She meant guys that are dogs!

Well, am a corpper in abia very close to akwa ibom.... I think I biliv ur story cos a cousin sister of min had been in same situation.... If what you wrote is true then whatsapp me 08062360567 for what she did that finally made her happy again

[color=#990000][/color] https://m.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1s1xr4/found_out_my_wife_used_to_have_sex_with_her_dog/

Chineke mee! No need to comment. May God deliver you, that's all I can say.

u can lie for africa

For real??

This is too bad.