am a single guy searching for a partner, somtyms wen i c a lady dat i like i would find it difficult to approach her.....and somtyms wen i want to try ma luck many guyz wud run after and she wud reject them thereby discouraging me to approach her, koz i also felt dat she wud push me away 2....please i want u guyz to tell me on how to approach a girl....plss i nee ur help.

I will teach u but first of all answer the following question just to be sure that u have reached the age of wooing a girl and sleeping with her because that's your primary target. But if u can't woo a girl, how then do u intend to sleep with her? Abi I go tutor u on that one too? Now my question:
1: when was Nigeria amalgamated?
2: what was the name of Lord Lugard's girlfriend ? The one that christened us "Nigeria"
3: who was the first Nigerian female pilot?
4: are you a virgin.. Compulsory.

Brb

Bad mood.. When i recover I go answer u

Op, the first thing you wana do is standout, i.e don't relate like other guys, i don't belief in pickup lines, they are lame, all u have to say is hello with a small smile. if she is too busy to let you have some couple of minutes to talk to her on a spot dont make the mistake of following her around like many guys would. and when she eventually wait to hear you out, keep it very short and simple. and most importantly be yourself. But that's just me though.

I don't think it is right to just approach a woman you barely know and start talking nonsense.

I won't take you serious if I were her.

The best way is to get close to her, plant the seed of friendship and watch what it grow into.

i wud only ansa d last question wich is yes

even going close to her itz a problem......wad wud u even go and tel her

chocolateme:
I will teach u but first of all answer the following question just to be sure that u have reached the age of wooing a girl and sleeping with her because that's your primary target. But if u can't woo a girl, how then do u intend to sleep with her? Abi I go tutor u on that one too? Now my question:
1: when was Nigeria amalgamated?
2: what was the name of Lord Lugard's girlfriend ? The one that christened us "Nigeria"
3: who was the first Nigerian female pilot?
4: are you a virgin.. Compulsory.

. Cheesuz..Ur such a Sadist.....lmao

Justdulla:
. Cheesuz..Ur such a Sadist.....lmao

lol.. Tnx. It's a compliment

tanz

sadist how....

ok if she led u her tym wad do u do next

chocolateme:
I will teach u but first of all answer the following question just to be sure that u have reached the age of wooing a girl and sleeping with her because that's your primary target. But if u can't woo a girl, how then do u intend to sleep with her? Abi I go tutor u on that one too? Now my question:
1: when was Nigeria amalgamated?
2: what was the name of Lord Lugard's girlfriend ? The one that christened us "Nigeria"
3: who was the first Nigerian female pilot?
4: are you a virgin.. Compulsory.

To toast babe Don turn German obj

marioxklusiv:
am a single guy searching for a partner, somtyms wen i c a lady dat i like i would find it difficult to approach her.....and somtyms wen i want to try ma luck many guyz wud run after and she wud reject them thereby discouraging me to approach her, koz i also felt dat she wud push me away 2....please i want u guyz to tell me on how to approach a girl....plss i nee ur help.

Work on ur grammar and focus on the right thing.
Leave women for now and pursue excellence and the ladies will come knocking.

Jtmanager:


To toast babe Don turn German obj

lwkmd

marioxklusiv:
ok if she led u her tym wad do u do next

Well that's the easy part, u talk.

nawa o so nobody fit help

am nt datin her koz i wana av sex wit her, bt i jst like her

hm

hmmm am nt gud in tokin

hmmm am nt gud in tokin 2 galz

U de lemme laugh guy...

Op i know you are a small boy and you need somebody to spoon feed you(tell you all what you need to say), but i go still teach you.
This one is for Person wey you just jam for road
You: Hi excuse me.
She: faces you/ says hi too.
You: uhmm, My name is Fo.ol and you are?
She: i am Tayo/ okay fool how may i help you?
You: Uhm, i was actually rushing down the street when you caught my attention, i just decided to come get it back from you.
She: giggles, funny you / bones face.
You: if she bones face, just say.. Ewww, your IQ is so low it can't even take a joke and zoom off before slap wey heavy pass thor hammer locates you.
You: But if she giggles or smiles, then proceed to
You: (if she told you her name is Tayo earlier), So Tayo, is it Omotayo or Oluwatayo(say sumtin even if it doesn't make sense, but don't be stupid)
Her: lol! Its omotayo ooo.
You: but if she didn't tell you her name earlier, you can now ask her. So will you tell me your name now or do i need to write an application letter? Before she replys, say wait lemme guess!! Mmmmmm your name is Funke. The magic here is, you must, i repeat you must make sure you get the name wrong. The reason for guessing is not to prove how smart you are or how brilliant you are, its to get her in a tight corner and force the name out without her knowing.
Her: lol! My name is not funke ooo, its Tayo.
But if she told you here name earlier but you still wanna use my guessing game to prolong convo, you can use the guess thing later and ask if shes first or last born, or her birth month(not birthday ooo/ unless u wan fall maga because she go tell you say na tomorrow or next tomorrow or next week.)
(lemme teach you how to frame those guessing question becos i know say you be mumu)
You: wait lemme guess something about you.
Her: what?
You: you are the last born.
Or you were born in april(because you resemble fool)
if you got the guessing, exclaim!!! Yess!!! I thought i lost my guessing mojo, i'm a good guesser oo.
If you got it wrong, fane sad face and say, ohh God!! I thought i already had the worst day after guessing my last test answers wrongly, now this!! I think i should give up on guessing now.

N.B: Any gal wey no support all this packaging with atleast a smile should be left instantly to avoid 'time wasters and ironly pantified chicks'.

Continue you initial convo by asking her where she's going to, where she lives, give her a soft and funny compliment like "i like you hair, did you make it in iya Bisi's place", she'll laugh i swear.
If were she's going isn't far, you can tell her you want to escort her small( just small a few meters, oga no be miles ooo, because as you mumu reach you fit follow am enter her bf house). Every answer she gives you to any question, learn to say sumtin about that answer.

Now to getting the number because i know mumu like you no sabi that one too;
After you must have talked much and you wanna get the number. There is a stupid funny way and a serious way.
Stupid funny way. So Tayo, i want to come and be going because i think ayam now qualified to get your number.
Serious way.. So Tayo I'll really like to talk to you again soon, just give my your number, i'll call you(hand her your phone) mai stop here for now. If anything dey confuse you here, lemme know, though i know you a fo.ol without liver but ayam willing to help your ministry.


Two...

But for this to work, you must be confident ooo. Don't stand before a girl with ur face down staring at your feet ooo.
Look her in the eye, wear a soft smooth smile, learn to demonstrate with your hand, don't stand like iroko, move your hands.
Above all, make sure it doesn't seem like an interrogation or an interview thats why you need to attach things to make her laugh and make her talk withou you asking. Be bold man, no be pu.ssy she get?

tanz....bt u insult a lot.....wat of if de gal does nt even give u her attention

MHhh .. Start watching Indian movies

THIS ONE IS FOR PLACES LIKE OZONE, CITY MALL, GENESIS, SHOPRITE, PALMS ETC
You are shy, and you don't know what to say, you might be poor too. You need three things, i'll give you one, what to say and do. Get the remaining two yourself, Boldness which you should have as somebody with pe.nis and money, borrow from your mummy and swear to pay back(it works for me), but in my case, iffa hear say i pay back.

Now dress up nicely, do not wear tight cloth and do not wear labu labu. As a shy guy, its not adviceble you tuck your shirt. Wear trainers or comfortable fancy shoe(preferably black because it boost morale, no go wear pink or purple ooo becos i no trust you atall) iron your chinos well or a soft jean trouser, do not wear baggy or short knicker oo, Wear a nice top or a sleeve and fold it slightly but not above your elbow. Use a silent smelling perf(oga no try use aboki perf ooo becos na your body go tell you wen you reach there. Na the bouncer wey dey gate go first treat you like person wey get ebola). Here i'm not teaching you dress sense, i'm just teaching you how to dress and be confident. If you dress finish like this and you're not comfortable and confident, just tear everthing off your body, jump on your bed, cover yourself with your bedsheet and sleep off. If you can get atleast 2 of your frnds to follow you, pls do. And make sure the friends are those ones wey mumu like you, make sure say them no sabi toast too ooo, no do mistake carry baddo go ooo. If you gather execute this my plan on their watch, oga forget, you don graduate.
ACTION TIME.
Now when you enter, you and your guys should just get a table, sit and survey the area, scan properly. You MUST see a damsel looking lost or sitting alone. Now is were the mumus that followed you become useful. bet with them that none of them can go and toast that babe and get her number.(i no say them go wan form badoo but i swear them no fit, unless they're under my *teutelage* which means na you be their on mumu wey them carry come) now tell them to watch you do it. Go to the movie stand were they sell tickets and get that movies bulletin on that table, i no tell you to buy movie ticket ooo. I said just take the bulletin which is free. Now hold it for your hand and go meet that damsel.
If she's sitting alone,
you: Hi dear whatsup.
Her: Hi am fine.
That your greeting should come while you are taking your sit next to her or before her. Do not, i repeat do not ask her if you can sit, no be her papa build that place ooo, and na BF or maga she sef find come. So sit and sit confortably(if the chair is a sofa, do not rest your back, sit leaning forward. But if its a dinning chair, its better)
You: How's your day going, hope you're having fun?
Her: Yes/No.
If No, ask her whats wrong. If its anyway related to money, stand up dust your yansh an leave unless the bet with your mumu frnds go cover am. Do not forget the hand gesture i told you about, it breeds confidence, mumu nigerian guys no just sabi.
If she says her day is good and she's having fun then proceed,
You: i'm smart and you?
Her: Olosho
you: Wow nice name, you have a really rear and nice name.
Her: Thanks.
You: So what are you up too? Or you just looking around and feeding your eyes?
Her: Yes(her answer must be yes, even if she's pastors daughter).
You: wow!! You shouldn't have bothered coming out, you should have stood in front of a mirror at home and admired yourself. You fine die!! I like this your hair, is it my mummy that did it for you?
Her: Lol! You're not serious.
You: would you like a drink? If i hear No from your mouth eeh, what happened in 1986 will repeat it sef. Then get up and ask her i hope you like malt/5alive(this ones no pass 3h) she'll have no option than to yield. All you do, yo must be a sharp guy, no dulling. Go to the counter and get the drink. If its malt, get her one and with a straw, and buy ur own fav(no deny urself the best becos of bi.tch ooo) if its 5alive, get that big one with two disposable cups and two straws. You guys need to drink the 5alive together becos you carry her along and more importantly, one 5alive is too much to leave at the mercy of an unknown karishika.

tell me the name

marioxklusiv:
tanz....bt u insult a lot.....wat of if de gal does nt even give u her attention

shut up and let me finish.