| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by feldido(m): 8:12am On Oct 29, 2015 |
You are a half baked graduate if you copied a post and can't paste and edit it well.  2 Likes |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Brytawon(m): 8:12am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Op, where you? |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by MadCow1: 8:15am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.
It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate!  :
1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days?  I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!
2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like! 
3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!
4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!
5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! . If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! . Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!
6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go'
7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing
8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?
9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!
10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!
Peace! One love!!!  OP is a half baked graduate. He thinks mechanical engineering is the same thing as Auto Mechanics.. 7 Likes |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Chrisbenogor(m): 8:17am On Oct 29, 2015 |
What does Mechanical Engineering have to do with changing car oil?
Nwokem you are a half baked moi moi. 9 Likes |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Kipstar(m): 8:17am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.
It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! :
1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!
2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like!
3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!
4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!
5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! . If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! . Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!
6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go'
7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing
8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?
9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!
10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!
Peace! One love!!! 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Kipstar(m): 8:18am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.
It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! :
1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!
2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like!
3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!
4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!
5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! . If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! . Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!
6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go'
7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing
8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?
9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!
10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!
Peace! One love!!! A 'Half-Baked' ?? lmao |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by kinibigdeal(m): 8:18am On Oct 29, 2015 |
None of them is applicable. |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Louislewis: 8:18am On Oct 29, 2015 |
[size=20pt]If english man wen sabi hw to arrange 8 parts of speech to get correct grama, na full baked graduate, while an engr wen no sabi to get correct grama wit 8 parts of speech na half baked graduate, then, english man wen no sabi repair hmm moto or fix ordinary electric bulb for hmm house na half bake graduate too. Gbam! Yeye OP. U study english dey write yeye. [/size] 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:18am On Oct 29, 2015 |
You are a halfbaked, halfcooked half fried graduatte, if u still insist dat homosexuality is a sin. 99% nigerians are halfbake then Smh  1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:18am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.
It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! :
1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!
2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like!
3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!
4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!
5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! . If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! . Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!
6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go'
7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing
8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?
9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!
10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!
Peace! One love!!! all nigerian graduates are quarter baked |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by UnimkeAk(m): 8:19am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'.
It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! :
1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? I know very well that 'Parts of Speech' is the foundation of English as far as the subject is concerned. So, it means you have not been serious all those years to learn the foundation of communication!!! Whether you like it or not, English is the lingua-franca in Nigeria and if you can't communicate fluently in it, you are a half-baked graduate!!!
2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like!
3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things!
4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!!
5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! . If the 'illiterate' carpenter or welder can transfer his knowledge and skills to others, what stops you from doing same as an 'educated' person? Every graduate should have the ability to teach. You would be shocked when you see how some graduates of Political Science teach Government in the schools where they are undertaking their NYSC primary assignment! . Some don't even know the meaning of a constitution!
6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go'
7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing
8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? Who go type CV and edit for you?
9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!!
10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!!
Peace! One love!!! DO YOU BLAME THE CAKE FOR BEING HALF-BAKED OR THE BAKER WHO ISNT GOOD AT HIS JOB. . . 5 Likes |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by cyberdurable(m): 8:20am On Oct 29, 2015 |
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| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:20am On Oct 29, 2015 |
I AM VERY WELL FREE OF ALL THE AFOREMENTIONED AND NO WHERE CLOSE TO BEING GUILTY!
BUT I FEEL SOMETHING IS STILL MISSING! 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nicur: 8:22am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:
That's a typographical error! Half-baked first appeared in quote! Didn't you see that in the topic? It is a Nigerian parlance so don't act as if you live in Ireland!!! funny enough u won't believe that you are actually correct (almost tho) I live in UK(England), if you like argue from now till Kingdom come, that it is a Nigerian parlance still doesn't make it a good use of English, cheers mate 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by MWTGDAra: 8:22am On Oct 29, 2015 |
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| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by OgeniBravo: 8:23am On Oct 29, 2015 |
You are half-baked when you try to impose your thought on people |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:23am On Oct 29, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:
•You are a half-baked graduate if u can't balance an account as an accountancy graduate!
•You are a half-baked graduate if u don't know what a commercial bank is and u're a banking/finance graduate! 
Banking and Finance as a course is entirely different from secondary sch "Commerce", there is no time to teach you different types of banks there.
The course is very different from the everyday "banking practice". 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:23am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Please anyone with idea on How to Check the UNIBEN Master's entrance examination date??
Been roaming the uniben.edu.org But nothing!
Thanks! |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by mechanics(m): 8:24am On Oct 29, 2015 |
pet4ril:
Hmmmmm, ucheche don suffer I swear  lolz, hw u knw say na Uche d writer dey talk to? |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Mbkite(m): 8:25am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Op, No. 3 & 4 shows u are not even a graduate. 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Nicur:
@op you that is "full-baked graduate", look at your No2 and correct yourself!! Meanwhile there is nothing like a "half-baked graduate" it's a wrong use of English words!! Be kind to share the correct term to qualify same thing please! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by ademipeju(f): 8:26am On Oct 29, 2015 |
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| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by mechanics(m): 8:26am On Oct 29, 2015 |
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| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by enemimi(f): 8:26am On Oct 29, 2015 |
U are half baked graduate if u can't write an application letter 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by missKiffy(f): 8:27am On Oct 29, 2015 |
I agree 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by lovethchioma(f): 8:27am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:
You are a halfbaked, halfcooked half fried graduatte, if u still insist dat homosexuality is a sin. 99% nigerians are halfbake then Smh you this female or male, what has homosexuality got to do with topic? It's like you love trouble so much or maybe thats your own way of seeking for attention. No wonder your former account was closed 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by ogaprime(m): 8:27am On Oct 29, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:
Yels oh!
I rep Imo! Then why lag?? What happened to imo? Why not "imomostkuit". If you are going, please drop the "lag" Thank you... 2 Likes |
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| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:30am On Oct 29, 2015 |
lovethchioma:
you this female or male, what has homosexuality got to do with topic? It's like you love trouble so much or maybe thats your own way of seeking for attention. No wonder your former account was closed Furk off, a well baked graduate wud undastand dat homosexuality is nt a disease and prayer with fasting wont do anytin! For the records, am male |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by eshietIntrepid(m): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Most graduate do not care whether they are half baked or not, as long are the precious desired certificate is awarded to them. |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by swaggerdgrt(m): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2015 |
You are half baked graduate if you sit at home and wait for white collar job,not all are destined to be rich through white collar job,divert your time and energy to other tihings and see God at work |
| Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 8:32am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie:
Banking and Finance as a course is entirely different from secondary sch "Commerce", there is no time to teach you different types of banks there.
The course is very different from the everyday "banking practice". Ehn hen?
So what happened to "Introduction to Banking"? |
