lagmostkuit:
So I had to make up this list after some research works done!
Here are some annoying boyfriend habit I and some girls actually hate.

• When they act like they are "alpha"
Women hate it when men think they run the show and start acting like it. Every relationship is about equality, no man should have any authority over the woman they're dating, that's not what love is and that's not how relationships work.


•When they start keeping checks.
This is actually true, my friend kept on complaining bout how her boyfriend keep constant check on her activities, who she is hanging out with, what she does in her free time etc. Haba! This is something girls hate!

•When they stare at other girls.
Some guys would be like "boys will be boys", but no, that shouldn't be the justification for anything, if you love your girl, don't make her feel like someone else is better than her, she should be the prettiest and hottetst in your eyes.

•When they don't pay attention.
This really gets women upset. Men! Men!! Men!!! Pay attention to your lady, don't make her feel under appreciated.

•When he lies about his budget.
Smh for men . Imagine what would happen if a girlfriend asks her boyfriend for money and he tells her that he's living on some crazy budget, the next day he goes out and buys himself an iPhone 6

•Not returning calls.
Beht why? Men can be careless about managing calls and texts and that annoys their girlfriends extremely.

•Encouraging you to become best friends with his. Closet female friend even when you have nothing in common.
Shoro niyen

•When they threaten their girlfriend with olosho because she refused him sex.
Guys and Iranu sha

Source: lagmostkuit

OP... I go against ur no.1.... Not bcoz tz bad but bcoz d idea is a scam. U mean smthin else whyl usind d word equality..........

How on earth ll u say equality when u ll never appreciate ur guy telling u to treat him to a fast food, buy him recharge card, brazillian hair and all sorts.
Telme why u use d word equality while ur smiling to another guy isnt a crime and his handshake to another lady is an offence..


D next tym u want t snap wit him, suprise him by bending down to carry him... There should be equality in strength too nah.... Mcheeeeew.....

And point of correction (poc) the kinda guy ladies find irresistible is d one who is so authoritative, makes decision for himsef widawt whining and hummin to u bfor decidin all in d name of bn romantic..... Accept it or forget it but its d fact.....
*grabz my girlie hand and walks outta thread*

Michellla:

i lie?

At all dear, y would one want to face ps4 if they had someone as stunning u.

kinglekan:


At all dear, y would one want to face ps4 if they had someone as stunning u.

wash.
guys tend to act that way once they're getting used to a girl.
no matter how hot she is

lagmostkuit:

lalasticlala dey fvck dis girl, big tyme.

Michellla:

wash.
guys tend to act that way once they're getting used to a girl.
no matter how hot she is

True talk sha. U have a point. But most times its because the attraction was purely physical from the onset.

delectablegyal:


lalasti.clala dey fvck dis girl, big tyme.

na my babe u dey talk of like dat? 50 years ban loading for that ur flat yansh

kinglekan:


True talk sha. U have a point. But most times its because the attraction was purely physical from the onset.

isnt that alws the case?dont give me that "i loved her character" line

kinglekan:

na my babe u dey talk of like dat? 50 years ban loading for that ur flat yansh

servantlekan, who dash u babe? Abeg.

Michellla:

isnt that alws the case?dont give me that "i loved her character" line

Not always dear. Abi mk me nd u do practice?

kinglekan:
Not always dear. Abi mk me nd u do practice?

see what i mean?

delectablegyal:



servantlekan, who dash u babe? Abeg.

U beta comot lala name for that post, if not ur ban go long pass the titanic. Na because na u be d only troll wey i like oo, if not u for hear am.

Lagmostcuit na my babe . U dey jealous?

Michellla:

see what i mean?

Cmon lemme at least prove u wrong.

kinglekan:
Cmon lemme at least prove u wrong.

forget it. not a chance

Michellla:

forget it.
not a chance

Not a chance?

Cos of dt boi abi?

kinglekan:
Not a chance?
Cos of dt boi abi?

chucklessss hard Am off

Michellla:

chucklessss hard
Am off

Come back here if u dont want me to spam u on the oda side

deramarks:
. Money is

True that...

Filashade:
How I wish I can wake up one day and go on nairaland and see sensible threads.

Every fu*cking day I see : "how to know ur man did this" or "how to know ur girl did this" or annoying things girls/boyz do"

Plssss ehhhn all of Una. Stop this rubbish Una dey do.

E pain me so till....

Just dnt write nothing if all it has to start with is how to get ur man/boi... We dnt care pls stop it now ehhhn. We know men are dogs and women are gold diggers pls stop repeating the same thread every time.


Aaaaah kilode

God is watching all of Una.

Mccccthewwwww!!

Oga, no vex o, how u take know where romance section dey sef or u crash-landed?
Hypocrites though; i'm sure u'r the type that eats boner(s) at least 3times everyday like doctor's prescription

kinglekan:


Come back here if u dont want me to spam u on the oda side

was too tired.

Michellla:

was too tired.

kinglekan:

Michellla:

Goan baf

delectablegyal:


lalasticlala dey fvck dis girl, big tyme.

Really? All I will do is to laugh

lalasticlala:


Really? All I will do is to laugh

first time in history that lalasticlala will quote me.

I said dat cos almost all her topics mks front page at the mention of lalasticlala.

I want u to push this ma own thread to front page

https://www.nairaland.com/2628604/20-signs-unconsciously-people-pleaser

NarnieSnyper:



Oga, no vex o, how u take know where romance section dey sef or u crash-landed?
Hypocrites though; i'm sure u'r the type that eats boner(s) at least 3times everyday like doctor's prescription

Loool see this one?

This stupid thread was on fp and I clicked on to inform everyone to stop posting nonsense thread like this one.

Moreover, please oga don't corrupt my mind with ur disgusting sef. All u men do everyday is eat and shit sex so please shut the fu-ck up.

U go and eat all the boners u see around not me. I dnt need one or want one. There are other important things than sex.

Also I don't take medications thanks. The last I took one might have been when I was like 5 or 6 I cant even stand medication sef. So please ehhhn shut up and leave me alone.

Everytime u lot boring people sef with senseless thread that we have seen over and over again.

Since u seems to think u know me y dnt u go and chop all the boners or even go chop every punany u see ehhhn by the time HIV don land on u ehhhn......


Isokay.

Rubbish and nonsense

Guy don mash up my mood sef.

As if all women in the world want sex.

Rubbish!!!

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Filashade:


Loool see this one?

This stupid thread was on fp and I clicked on to inform everyone to stop posting nonsense thread like this one.

Moreover, please oga don't corrupt my mind with ur disgusting sef. All u men do everyday is eat and shit sex so please shut the fu-ck up.

U go and eat all the boners u see around not me. I dnt need one or want one. There are other important things than sex.

Also I don't take medications thanks. The last I took one might have been when I was like 5 or 6 I cant even stand medication sef. So please ehhhn shut up and leave me alone.

Everytime u lot boring people sef with senseless thread that we have seen over and over again.

Since u seems to think u know me y dnt u go and chop all the boners or even go chop every punany u see ehhhn by the time HIV don land on u ehhhn......


Isokay.

Rubbish and nonsense

Guy don mash up my mood sef.

As if all women in the world want sex.

Rubbish!!!

K.

Now move ur tiny bony ass along,i'm allergic to bulldung. Shooo!!!

Nawa! am still a small pikin o
Not into relationshps

NarnieSnyper:


K.

Now move ur tiny bony ass along,i'm allergic to bulldung. Shooo!!!

Loooooooooool!!!

Who gives a Bleep?

Go and suck some dick men!!!

Oloshi!! Iranu!!

Filashade:


Loooooooooool!!!

Who gives a Bleep?

Go and suck some dick men!!!

Oloshi!! Iranu!!

i though i K'd ur bony ass
oya chop another K.

Otondo!

NarnieSnyper:


i though i K'd ur bony ass
oya chop another K.

Otondo!

Mtttchew!!

Lord of Nazareth y did u allow some women to give birth to people like this?

Ehhhhn?

I said fi mi si le jooor!!

Wetin u want go awayyy!!!

Shooooo!!!

I dnt care if u no like tiny girls. Go find someone else nah ahh!!

As if anyone wants ur over expired Konji!!!

Look at him come dey boast for here!!! Sidon joor!!

Kilode?

Omo ale!!!

Michellla:
lol speak for yourself niccur.

Can I Give You An Ass Squeeze!