Hi Guys, A guy needs your Advice about his
Girlfriend, Kindly Advice him.. I don’t even
understand the guy self. See what he sent to me:- I have a girlfriend. She is 31 while I am
36. She is using Blackberry and iPhone
while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the
phones for her because I love her so
much. I send 400 naira card to her every day but
she doesn’t call me. She only flashes me.
Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy
her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I
drink only pure water and eat groundnut. One day, I bought 400 naira card for her.
When we were together, she called
another guy and told the guy that she
loves him and will marry him. When I
asked her who she was calling, she said
that she was only joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn’t
allow me to visit her house. Whenever I
want to hug her, she would shout at me
harshly. What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira?
Or should I buy another Blackberry phone
(N100,000)

I know that she loves me very much, but
she’s just pretending as if she doesn’t. Drop your Comments Guys!! this guy is a dummy, note that am not the one!!

Buy her 1,500 recharge card daily, and use 300,000 to buy her a new phone.

#Nollywood Act 1, Scene 1.

He needs a new gf asap

They shd look into d matter well
D girl has charmed him

Doesnt he have families he can help??

Or d needy??

op i like this story, when are my expecting season two?

U r not a mumu op,u r a helper!!just continue ur good work,God will reward u huh?

if you believe this crap, you're more foolish than you think.

prettythicksme:
U r not a mumu op,u r a helper!!just continue ur good work,God will reward u huh?

are u stewpid? is not me, is someone else

What is the movie title ? MUMU-NI

Romeolowo:
are u stewpid? is not me, is someone else

Dammm!!!btw u wnt me to believe dis ur super story? u must b crazy!!

Niggas seeking attention

VickyRotex wetin u dey find about

eleko1:
VickyRotex wetin u dey find about

Ijebu Garri and Groundnut! You see am for me?

VickyRotex:


Ijebu Garri and Groundnut! You see am for me?

Go IYANGBALI kiosk

You and your nigga needs to wash your heads in atlantic ocean. Damn! i just wasted my data on this crap.

eleko1:
Go IYANGBALI kiosk

Na expired one e dey sell!

Happy Derailing

Are u related to diddyydiva ? I want com pay for her dowry .*Bribe vickyrotex *

eleko1:
Are u related to diddyydiva ? I want com pay for her dowry .*Bribe vickyrotex *

Iya Bose must hear this!

Diddyydiva:
You and your nigga needs to wash your heads in atlantic ocean. Damn! i just wasted my data on this crap.

U are stewpid

VickyRotex:



Iya Bose must hear this!

.She Don old.Make I come pluck diddyydiva from ur backyard

prettythicksme:
U r not a mumu op,u r a helper!!just continue ur good work,God will reward u huh?

joker!

Romeolowo:
U are stewpid

thats the summary of your whole pathetic existence..

Romeolowo:
U are stewpid

persin nor fit play with u? Is dat how u dey fight lady offline

eleko1:
.She Don old.Make I come pluck diddyydiva from ur backyard

I be mango?

Diddyydiva:
I be mango?

yelz .I like mango.Tenk u vickyrotex, ur sister Don gree

eleko1:
.She Don old.Make I come pluck diddyydiva from ur backyard

eleko1:
yelz .I like mango.Tenk u vickyrotex, ur sister Don gree

She don turn Mango

She no gree. I no gree!

eleko1:
persin nor fit play with u? Is dat how u dey fight lady offline

No mind am!

VickyRotex:





She don turn Mango

She no gree. I no gree!

wetin .Anyway I just order for one fat goat from olx.Wey I go tie gel for am

Op tell dat ur friend make he buy a brand new sienna jeep for d girl and make he increase d recharge card wey he dey give her to 2k everyday.then he should take her every weekend for shopping in dubai.after dat make he buy 240k worth handbag for her.after doin all this for her i assure u dat d girl will fall deeply in love with her.if this ur paddy no get money then i would advice make he go rob central bank to fund dis im babe.if police catch am then he can explain to our police say na love of im girlfriend make am wan rob bank.our police are very understanding and i dey sure if dis ur paddy tell them then d naija police force will raise the money and giv to dis ur guy to look after d gal.

eleko1:
wetin .Anyway I just order for one fat goat from old Wey I go tie gel for am

Na Lion we dey collect

VickyRotex:


Na Lion we dey collect

no problem, IYANGBALI nah great hunter