Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,760 members, 7,817,102 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 05:36 AM

5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You (10681 Views)

Angry Lady Destroys Her Boyfriend's Jeep For Cheating On Her. Photos/Video / The Husband Is A Soldier And The Wife A Police Officer (Photos) / Man Gives His New Wife A Car As Wedding Gift. Photos (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 16, 2015
You know that women have problems. Especially 21st century. If I you discover your partner cheats.. forgive her and let her know all is well.. she would drop her guard down then you strike hard. Let's see the ways to make her pay.

Disclaimer:- This thread is a sadistic thread filled with gore and hate for cheating women. Read and practice at your own risk. Rated 21+

TRY THIS AT HOME!! ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YEAH!


1.) The Sex Therapy: So you make her know all is well, and both of you should have a make up sex. She would happily oblige. If she is a girlfriend, let her know you just want to use a condom to prevent any unwanted trash called a baby. Then, ensure the topside of the condom is soaked in Petroleum and Pepper. Wear it, and then enjoy whilst she suffers. Don't stop until she faints of shock. Take her to to a nearby hospital and say she started fingering herself with pepper. They will treat and take her to a mental home.

2.) The Road Trip:- My favorite and I've practically done this on 4 girls. Convince her that all is well and you wish to take her on a road trip. Drive her very far maybe to another state or nearby country and ensure she holds no money. Stop by and say the tires are flat or the engine stopped. She will drop off with you. Walk her down to sit somewhere whilst you fix it. Enter the vehicle and drive home. It's fun guys...

3.) The Middle finger Therapy:- Convince her all is well and you have have a gift for her. Show her a beautiful ring. She would want it. Ensure all lights are turned off. As you want to put in the ring, get a plier and cut off the finger. She would bleed but won't die. She won't faint but won't die. Cut yourself with a knife and tell the the police she is crazy and she assaulted you
. She would be arrested, bailed and sent to a mental home.

4.) The Celebrity Gig:- Convince her all is well, and request a massive angry make up sex. Ensure she has drank enough. Before you begin. Position your Hi-Definition phone camera somewhere she won't see. Capture the wild knacking. Send the video to a professional editor won't cost more than $50 (10k) he would mask your face and change the background so no one recognise it's your house but ensure she is clearly seen. Threaten her with the video and after she begs and almost go crazy STILL UPLOAD THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OR PAY A POPULAR BLOGGER WELL TO POST IT. She is finished for life!

5.) End Of Story:- Kill her! You won't rush in with a knife and make it all bloody. Oh no. C'mon man. Let's be civilised...quick and neat. Ensure all bottles of watter in your house are poisoned with KCL Solution and Injected separately with an extra 50% salt and 15% Light fuel.

She would sleep and won't wake. The next day, don't bury her.. Drive her body far away to a forest.. cut it in pieces and burn. Don't bury her. Burn it well to Ashes. When she comes back again she would never cheat. End of story.

Next Thread:- How to kill your cheating wife.. 16 ways without getting caught.

Source: A mad psycho. cry
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 10:18am On Nov 16, 2015
I forgot...

For the ladies.. 5 ways to teach your cheating boyfriend a lesson loading. It's more lethal and brutal.
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Chanchit: 10:25am On Nov 16, 2015
Op, you are evil.

1 Like

Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 10:38am On Nov 16, 2015
Why should women cheat?
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by MrBen10(m): 11:34am On Nov 16, 2015
Endtime Disciples.
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 12:29pm On Nov 16, 2015
sad

It's fun
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by mrlaw93(m): 12:33pm On Nov 16, 2015
Crazy dude.. Nh no1 i still read...
mk i zoom to d nxt
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 12:35pm On Nov 16, 2015
Wicked lipsrsealed
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by NarnieSnyper(m): 12:50pm On Nov 16, 2015
gringrin That number 2 though. That's my favorite. Just drive to far away north or maybe Edo state where sure rapists,karishikas and ritualist plenty. Leave am there

1 Like

Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by IndianaJay: 4:03pm On Nov 16, 2015
Strahovski:
You know that women have problems. Especially 21st century. If I you discover your partner cheats.. forgive her and let her know all is well.. she would drop her guard down then you strike hard. Let's see the ways to make her pay.

Disclaimer:- This thread is a sadistic thread filled with gore and hate for cheating women. Read and practice at your own risk. Rated 21+

TRY THIS AT HOME!! ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YEAH!


1.) The Sex Therapy: So you make her know all is well, and both of you should have a make up sex. She would happily oblige. If she is a girlfriend, let her know you just want to use a condom to prevent any unwanted trash called a baby. Then, ensure the topside of the condom is soaked in Petroleum and Pepper. Wear it, and then enjoy whilst she suffers. Don't stop until she faints of shock. Take her to to a nearby hospital and say she started fingering herself with pepper. They will treat and take her to a mental home.

2.) The Road Trip:- My favorite and I've practically done this on 4 girls. Convince her that all is well and you wish to take her on a road trip. Drive her very far maybe to another state or nearby country and ensure she holds no money. Stop by and say the tires are flat or the engine stopped. She will drop off with you. Walk her down to sit somewhere whilst you fix it. Enter the vehicle and drive home. It's fun guys...

3.) The Middle finger Therapy:- Convince her all is well and you have have a gift for her. Show her a beautiful ring. She would want it. Ensure all lights are turned off. As you want to put in the ring, get a plier and cut off the finger. She would bleed but won't die. She won't faint but won't die. Cut yourself with a knife and tell the the police she is crazy and she assaulted you
. She would be arrested, bailed and sent to a mental home.

4.) The Celebrity Gig:- Convince her all is well, and request a massive angry make up sex. Ensure she has drank enough. Before you begin. Position your Hi-Definition phone camera somewhere she won't see. Capture the wild knacking. Send the video to a professional editor won't cost more than $50 (10k) he would mask your face and change the background so no one recognise it's your house but ensure she is clearly seen. Threaten her with the video and after she begs and almost go crazy STILL UPLOAD THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OR PAY A POPULAR BLOGGER WELL TO POST IT. She is finished for life!

5.) End Of Story:- Kill her! You won't rush in with a knife and make it all bloody. Oh no. C'mon man. Let's be civilised...quick and neat. Ensure all bottles of watter in your house are poisoned with KCL Solution and Injected separately with an extra 50% salt and 15% Light fuel.

She would sleep and won't wake. The next day, don't bury her.. Drive her body far away to a forest.. cut it in pieces and burn. Don't bury her. Burn it well to Ashes. When she comes back again she would never cheat. End of story.

Next Thread:- How to kill your cheating wife.. 16 ways without getting caught.

Source: A mad psycho. cry

This thread should be called "5 ways to end up in jail because a girl cheated on you and you sorry ass cannot move on".

2 Likes

Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 4:19pm On Nov 16, 2015
Anti christ pple are finally here. Wow didn't knw it wil b dis fast.. Smh ure gon roast in hell wit ur master devil

1 Like

Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 9:04pm On Nov 16, 2015
naughtynaughty:
Anti christ pple are finally here. Wow didn't knw it wil b dis fast.. Smh ure gon roast in hell wit ur master devil


undecided
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 9:05pm On Nov 16, 2015
naughtynaughty:
Anti christ pple are finally here. Wow didn't knw it wil b dis fast.. Smh ure gon roast in hell wit ur master devil

lipsrsealed

Jail? Lol...
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Nobody: 11:00pm On Nov 16, 2015
Strahovski:

lipsrsealed
Jail? Lol...
smh goan sleep abeg
Re: 5 Ways To Teach Your Girlfriend Or Wife A Lesson For Cheating On You by Margauxluv(f): 11:14pm On Nov 16, 2015
Strahovski:



undecided


Seconded. Op if a guy shd try any of dis not so funny. Inhuman act wit ur sis hop u ain't gona react. AftaAll she got served.

(1) (Reply)

Can You Date Your Workmate? / Sugar Mumy,sugar Daddy,rich Bf,gf +254 Hookups / Tell Us Those Romantic Words You Use To "Woo" Your Spouse!!!

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 30
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.