Recently, I have been doing a lot of contemplation on my new relationship. Nice guy, a gentleman in every sense, opens and closes doors for me, at the peak of his career with his own home in an exclusive part of town.
The problem is that I decided to test drive seeing as I had arrived at my bus stop( or so I thought).The day started well. We went to dinner in the best restaurant in town. Trust your naija babe. I dressed to kill. He was also very well dressed. I could see that he had

made an effort. I had mussels and oysters. My first time. The white wine was the best.

Then he took me to the beach nearby to watch the sunset. It was beautiful. He had already rented a cabin for the day by the beach, very romantic. Leaving the beach, we came back to the cabin and made love. That was when trouble started. There was no instrument! It was so tiny. I tried to touch it but he said no. Well, that was the end of the evening.

I now berrate myself. I shouldn't have tested. What do you think?
He is caucasian btw

prettigurl16:
Recently, I have been doing a lot of contemplation on my new relationship. Nice guy, a gentleman in every sense, opens and closes doors for me, at the peak of his career with his own home in an exclusive part of town.
The problem is that I decided to test drive seeing as I had arrived at my bus stop( or so I thought).The day started well. We went to dinner in the best restaurant in town. Trust your naija babe. I dressed to kill. He was also very well dressed. I could see that he had

made an effort. I had mussels and oysters. My first time. The white wine was the best.

Then he took me to the beach nearby to watch the sunset. It was beautiful. He had already rented a cabin for the day by the beach, very romantic. Leaving the beach, we came back to the cabin and made love. That was when trouble started. There was no instrument! It was so tiny. I tried to touch it but he said no. Well, that was the end of the evening.

I now berrate myself. I shouldn't have tested. What do you think?
He is caucasian btw

You were right to test. Better sooner than later, when you're already very deep in the relationship.

If you really like him, you could try using sexual toys to satisfy yourself.

I am just thinking that forever is a long time. I know that I will never like to use toys. they have no feelings, lol.
I also want to know if a tiny instrument can make a woman pregnant.

prettigurl16:
I am just thinking that forever is a long time. I know that I will never like to use toys. they have no feelings, lol.
I also want to know if a tiny instrument can make a woman pregnant.

y cant u jus cum insy is mout

Hello babe, too bad you say such but its cool u discovered early 2 options u have, you either help him set some sought **** enlargement or you just walk out of the relationship.

Op, do u profound any solution 4 him on hw 2 increase d size?

prettigurl16:
I am just thinking that forever is a long time. I know that I will never like to use toys. they have no feelings, lol.
I also want to know if a tiny instrument can make a woman pregnant.

Yes, you can get pregnant.

Kikiki

hunnnn hw u de babe

PunkyVeer:
Kikiki

How many inches is he when ere.ct?

And later now one idiot will say guyz too like sex... Mtcheeeeew

OP give credits to the site u copied this from.

PunkyVeer:
Kikiki

When Oshio-Baba said that his new wife was a virgin, I wondered if the woman was actual a virgin or if the problem is that Osho's tool is too weak to push aside her vjay walls.

Could remember a night that a friend nearly slept outside because he thought I bolted the door from inside. The door wasn't locked from inside, the problem was that he was drunk and too weak to push it open.

So what am I driving at?

I am just wondering if the guy actually has a pencil dick or if the problem is that the woman has a fat-wide vjay.

prettigurl16:
I am just thinking that forever is a long time. I know that I will never like to use toys. they have no feelings, lol.
I also want to know if a tiny instrument can make a woman pregnant.

is it the fatness or longness you concerned about?
and how short is it when hard?

Tallesty1:
When Oshio-Baba said that his new wife was a virgin, I wondered if the woman was actual a virgin or if the problem is that Osho's tool is too weak to push aside her vjay walls.

Could remember a night that a friend nearly slept outside because he thought I bolted the door from inside. The door wasn't locked from inside, the problem was that he was drunk and too weak to push it open.

So what am I driving at?

I am just wondering if the guy actually has a pencil dick or if the problem is that the woman has a fat-wide vjay.

Lol. I guess we'll never know. However, "pencil dicks" do exist so we can't totally rubbish her experience & put all the blame on her. Maybe he actually had one or like you said, she brought a cave to bed

it was a good step sweerie, but really it doesn't mean he has it small n thin. Some dikcs are just xo unpredictable. Until they're standing attention, you will never know what you're getting... Read more on Dikcs so you can get my drift... So most possibly, He doesn't wanna feck widaut the condom, I don't feck widaut the condom.

prettigurl16:
Recently, I have been doing a lot of contemplation on my new relationship. Nice guy, a gentleman in every sense, opens and closes doors for me, at the peak of his career with his own home in an exclusive part of town.
The problem is that I decided to test drive seeing as I had arrived at my bus stop( or so I thought).The day started well. We went to dinner in the best restaurant in town. Trust your naija babe. I dressed to kill. He was also very well dressed. I could see that he had

made an effort. I had mussels and oysters. My first time. The white wine was the best.

Then he took me to the beach nearby to watch the sunset. It was beautiful. He had already rented a cabin for the day by the beach, very romantic. Leaving the beach, we came back to the cabin and made love. That was when trouble started. There was no instrument! It was so tiny. I tried to touch it but he said no. Well, that was the end of the evening.

I now berrate myself. I shouldn't have tested. What do you think?
He is caucasian btw

you slept with a lesbian. What u touched was a clit not a prick

PunkyVeer:


Lol. I guess we'll never know. However, "pencil dicks" do exist so we can't totally rubbish her experience & put all the blame on her. Maybe he actually had one or like you said, she brought a cave to bed

I knew I was gon find you here... naughty dotty to thing...

pinceprinz:



I knew I was gon find you here... naughty dotty to thing...

prettigurl16:
Recently, I have been doing a lot of contemplation on my new relationship. Nice guy, a gentleman in every sense, opens and closes doors for me, at the peak of his career with his own home in an exclusive part of town.
The problem is that I decided to test drive seeing as I had arrived at my bus stop( or so I thought).The day started well. We went to dinner in the best restaurant in town. Trust your naija babe. I dressed to kill. He was also very well dressed. I could see that he had

made an effort. I had mussels and oysters. My first time. The white wine was the best.

Then he took me to the beach nearby to watch the sunset. It was beautiful. He had already rented a cabin for the day by the beach, very romantic. Leaving the beach, we came back to the cabin and made love. That was when trouble started. There was no instrument! It was so tiny. I tried to touch it but he said no. Well, that was the end of the evening.

I now berrate myself. I shouldn't have tested. What do you think?
He is caucasian btw

Really? An anonymous writer would write anything imaginable though. Say "God" if want us to believe

PunkyVeer:


Lol. I guess we'll never know. However, "pencil dicks" do exist so we can't totally rubbish her experience & put all the blame on her. Maybe he actually had one or like you said, she brought a cave to bed

Sweetie, you don commit sin o. Na ur comment dey make me dey laugh 4 church. Even pastor sef don notice. Which one be CAVE 4 Jesu sakes? Na TUNNEL I bin dey hear o. So cave sef dey..... You ladies no go kill us

generalissimo:
Sweetie, you don commit sin o. Na ur comment dey make me dey laugh 4 church. Even pastor sef don notice. Which one be CAVE 4 Jesu sakes? Na TUNNEL I bin dey hear o. So cave sef dey..... You ladies no go kill us

Switch off the phone & focus Fear God.

Intriguing.

I'm pretty sure he has things he doesn't like about you. What, you think your flawless? You think your a blessing to every man you've been with? Best humble yourself or just leave the guy.

Op yu are a typical senseless being

generalissimo:
Sweetie, you don commit sin o. Na ur comment dey make me dey laugh 4 church. Even pastor sef don notice. Which one be CAVE 4 Jesu sakes? Na TUNNEL I bin dey hear o. So cave sef dey..... You ladies no go kill us

Azin..Really funny. Cave of life

dollyptosh:
Azin..Really funny. Cave of life

Na dat kain cave you go put on top bed dey talk and you go dey hear the echo of your voice

CUMPOLICE01:
Op yu are a typical senseless being

Baba, u normal so? What makes her a senseless being? Or is she wrong for voicing out her "predicament"?

lmfao




I'm gon pass like I didn't read that. I won't even comment.

MsBliss:
lmfao




I'm gon pass like I didn't read that. I won't even comment.

if not fr my blind crush on yu i eud have finished yu

CUMPOLICE01:
if not fr my blind crush on yu i eud have finished yu

Wow so I have a secret crush on nairaland all these while without knowing it?? Cool