sinaj:
Go to d cafe to browse fb

chibeby:
“”Ushhhhhhhh… Ashhhhh”…. Take it easy, you are hurting me.”
She sang into my ears.
What I heard was:
“Do it faster, I need it faster… Harder!!!”
Me just stepped on the pedal and pumped away. I was hitting her deeply, paying with her inner cacus. The sensation I was receiving was really worth all the suffering I had gone through just to get her.
“I will sue you for Molesting me o”
She said breathlessly as I turned her round and began the canine style on her. Sue who? Me? She never jam. I would be the first to sue her. I know you guys might think I am crazy, but I am not. Oya, let me rewind it so you will know why I would want to sue her.
I had met her in an internet cafe. I was already done browsing but the time still remained. Internet cafe these days no longer install that software that automatically shuts you down when your time is over. It was really that good.
I lifted my head to look at the cafe attendant, just to determine his position. He was seated concentrating. Lol, my mind went back to when I was a cafe attendant. All my spare time were used in watching por’n online. I believed that was the exact thing he was doing.
“How much is 30 minutes”
I heard a lovely voice said. I looked up again to behold the loveliest face I had ever seen. She was not fat and was also not on the slim side. Just my exact kind of woman. I was perplexed. Now, I wanted to approach her but my liver had ran away from my body. It was just me, I and my world.
She had settled down after purchasing an hour of browsing time. I was watching her. The first place she entered was facebook. I was excited. I peeped and saw her name, searched for her immediately and added her. She received me almost immediately. I sent her a message.
“Hi, can I have your number please?”
She replied.
“LOL”
Bleep it. I was trying to put words together in my head when…
“Oga, you time don finish o.”
Chineke. No problem. I was happy I had established contact. What remains is to go through her ABOUT and find out if her number is there.
I got home and could not sleep. I could not even eat and I had sweat pouring all over me. Wait, no mind that statement there, I am only trying to sound poetic. I ate all I wanted, had a perfect dream and was so relaxed my sweat glands began protesting.
All through, I was busy thinking about this girl. Her beautiful features. Her smile, don’t ask me how I got to know how her smile looks. Owk, I will tell you. When I requested for her number, she looked at...CONTINUE TO READ HERE

shiizzy:
all these hypocrites above me....you saw d topic of d post yet u clicked on it ....one idiot even posted endtime pervert so perverts are of different categories ode

sinaj:
Go to d cafe to browse fb

faith551:


Who knows, the op might have even gone to the cyber cafe to chat on watsapp, don't be surprised if he's posting this shit on NL from the cafe sef

PrimeMinisterr:

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hapu ndi n'ako nonsense.

shiizzy:
i don't speak biafra ......and i don't really give a fvck....but ending the statement with "nonsense" makes me think u insulted me ..... so i guess u r nt nothing but an empty headed fool don't be mad...i just returned d favour u did by insulting me...no offense

obynaDmob:


Lol e noe insult you o! He said "leave dz people that writes nonsense"