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For Ladies Only.... by sydney440(m): 8:50am On Nov 26, 2015 |
Two young ladies arrived to a meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget for the rest of their lives. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God has valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get. 1. Where do you find DIAMONDS? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected. 2. Where do you find PEARLS? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. 3. Where do you find GOLD? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them. He looked at them with serious eyes and said; "Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too. So he added that, "If you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration." Then he said, "First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally (legal marriage). But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. So, keep your bodies deeply covered so that it may invite professional miners to chase you. |
Re: For Ladies Only.... by sydney440(m): 8:53am On Nov 26, 2015 |
I don get alert |
Re: For Ladies Only.... by Nobody: 8:57am On Nov 26, 2015 |
^^^ Na Godwin |
Re: For Ladies Only.... by xpac01(m): 9:15am On Nov 26, 2015 |
JimiCoker:Na Godu win oo! |
Re: For Ladies Only.... by Nobody: 9:33am On Nov 26, 2015 |
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