So we all needed to know those awful characters women display during sex, so we went on to ask 'Facebook' what girls do
that guys hate. And here’s what they said:
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1. ‘Biting, in a bad way. When giving blow
jobs, please keep your teeth away from my
penis. It is not a meal.’
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2. ‘When you change into hideous “comfy”
pyjamas as soon as the sex is over,
especially if they resemble your late
grandmother’s curtains .’
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3. ‘If, as soon as you take off your
underwear, the room smells like a fish
market – at that point it is my legal right to
wind things up.’
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4. ‘Banning me from sex if you come up
with the idea to spice things up by
watching porn together, then you get
pissed off because I get a hard-on from
watching it.’
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5. ‘When you watch TV over our shoulder.
Not cool.’
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6. ‘Two words: Vice grip. The objective isn’t
to pull the damn thing off.’
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7. ‘Whatever your friends tell you or what
you may read on the internet, you should
ask before you try to slip a finger up a
man’s a***. We may not appreciate it.’
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8. ‘Being slapped in the face during sex. Do
not try to break my jaw. It hurts. A lot.’
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9. ‘When you stop making an effort with
your underwear. I don’t want to see your
granny pants on a daily basis.’
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10. ‘If you’re a squirter, please warn us first.
It can be quite the surprise and spare bed
clothes should be prepared.’
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11. ‘When you’re not respectful of flatmates
when I bring you back home. Nothing’s
more embarrassing than a girl screaming
like she’s being murdered then having to
face everyone afterwards.’
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12. ‘Cuddling. We get it, it’s nice, but
sometimes you just take it too far
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13. ‘Riling me up with the filthiest of dirty
talk beforehand, only to then lay there like a
corpse. Talk is cheap.’
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14. ‘Going way over the top with noises – I
once received a noise complaint, it’s
thoroughly embarrassing.’
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15. ‘When you do a dead starfish. Please
don’t just lie there and do nothing, it’s the
least sexy thing ever.’
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16. ‘When we want to have sex and you say
you’re too tired. That makes us very sad.’
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17. ‘When you fall asleep halfway through.
Mortifying.’
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18. ‘When you give us a Mouth Action and then
run off to spit everything out the moment
we’ve finished. Come on, be a bit more
discreet.’
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19. ‘Sometimes after we’ve had sex we just
want to go to sleep. Please don’t get
annoyed when we don’t want to stay up
and talk.’
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20. ‘When you ask 100 questions, especially
after sex. Please don’t ask, “How was that
for you?” Not ever.’
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23. ‘When you take it really personally when
we can’t orgasm. Especially when you say,
“Was it something I did?”‘
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24. ‘Bringing up your ex before/during/
after. Just no.’
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25. ‘When you start running/waddling out
of the room immediately after to “clean
up”.’
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26. ‘When you go into your friend’s room
straight afterwards to have a good gossip
about the encounter while I am still in the
house. Errr…’
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27. ‘When you go to the loo with the door
open before or after sex – or worse, just as
things are about to going..so gross
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WRITTEN BY:- hannah gale

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A counter post is on the way

That number 3 is on point.but I still don't get why d pus.sy smells like fish.pls girls help us shed more light on these.there is no woman that doesn't have d fishy smell,only that it's stronger in d dirty ones

End time women

fhunmi:
End time women

lol..aunty u no get joy o

Lalasticlala oya come tell us the ones u dey hate most