3,4,5,6,7 be lyk....so so funny...End time visitation.

lepasharon:


My goodness, are we not human too?

you are humans we men think are living angels

lepasharon:


My goodness, are we not human too?

you are humans we men think are living angels

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

cc lalasticlala, Farano

what of we wey dey stay one room and the toilet dey anoda place how e take concern us?

1)If u stain the edges of the W.C with your watery poo make sure you clean it with your hands
2) After flushing twice or thrice and the stubborn poo refuses to flush pick it up with your hands and hide it in your handbag

sniper77:
Babes can form. Na so one of my ex girlfriend go always say she wan shower when e be say na poo. She go quickly bath after doing her thing and finish my air freshener wey I dey manage. Every day for the thief and one day for the owner of the house. She come visit the day wey I no get air freshener and use the same style of I wan shower. Dis time around she waka immediately say she dey come back as she get to do one or two things. Na so I see her off come back make I pee. As I open toilet door Na so I fall Yakata like person wey Dem lay hands for im head to cast out demon. The moment wey I recover I escape from my flat lock door go stay overnight for my friend place. If to say I no escape the nuclear gas wey dey my toilet for kill me. I fashy the babe sharp sharp.

Why did you flashy her.. Doesn't everybody poop?

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

cc lalasticlala, Farano

OP. Thank you.
What of if your girlfriend farts while you are having sex?

lmaoooooooooooo

Orikinla:


OP. Thank you.
What of if your girlfriend farts while you are having sex?

Has that happened to you?

darlingtonIIV:
#smiles

U probably don dey already imagine as Sandra take balance for toilet seat in all her glory, dey gist about Buhari and Dasuki matter with im BF as d thing dey drop one by one... ***shakes head... pray for ursef...
just kidding... *winks

EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

cc lalasticlala, Farano

DASUKI must here this
So POO na offence now.
U think say na POO they make ladies marry late. .?

Chaaaaiiiiiiiii see THREAD ooooo.
Buhari kom ooooo

that's why I love my girl, if she want poo , she go kukuma enter toilet go do nature calling, I hate those gals forming as if dem no dey poo

Will you keep masking your dumping act when y'all finally get married?

lepasharon:

Why did you flashy her.. Doesn't everybody poop?

Everybody poos but her own poo smell fit send somebody to the great beyond. For a babe that ran away from the smell of her poo and expected her boyfriend to absorb the smell. I resemble nuclear scientist.

murphyibiam15:

like seriously in his presence?
end time gal with end time boyfriend doing an endtime poo poo

He does same too...I think a guy that loves you wouldn't care how bad your poo smells

But if the smell too much he be like"Na wetin you chop?Haba!!"

SHIT happens

Its called- "Doing the Number 2 at the white house"


If the guy has a neat lavatory, what's there in using the toilet?

Its a normal body activity, why should you feel somehow to tell your partner- 'I'm pressed'?

In fact I'll happily arrange water for her to clean up, it'll make her more comfortable

sniper77:


Everybody poos but her own poo smell fit send somebody to the great beyond. For a babe that ran away from the smell of her poo and expected her boyfriend to absorb the smell. I resemble nuclear scientist.

Everybody's poop smells

Being a MAN is the GREATEST miracle

Lol. Very funny...Some ppl might find it useful, though.

I see nothing wrong with it. Some weekends my ex come visiting and she stays for the weekend. She does all these nature call things and i'm cool with that. Every living thing that eat must surely poop.

EVILFOREST:
Being a MAN is the GREATEST miracle

Why?

Rapunzel001:


U probably don dey already imagine as Sandra take balance for toilet seat in all her glory, dey gist about Buhari and Dasuki matter with im BF as d thing dey drop one by one... ***shakes head... pray for ursef...
just kidding... *winks

its not like that. I like your free spirit.

EroticAngelina:


We ladies are complicated

this is nt jx a friend, this is our boyfriend.
girls myt come here bashing me, buh some of them do worse. so dnt look at me lyk dat

Like serious, u ladies are so complicated like I searched in google how to please a woman, what I got from google is that we are still even searching...
But wat many ladies do in dis aspect is packaging, they just package themselves in d guys house

I'm 2 free wit ma guy 2 pretend when I'm pressed. I can even fart in his presence.

Onstelly dont listen to this endtime OP o, I dont like fake girls. You can poo poo in my house whenever u visit me........ Just make sure u wash up very well afta dropping them sha

jasysandra:
He does same too...I think a guy that loves you wouldn't care how bad your poo smells

But if the smell too much he be like"Na wetin you chop?Haba!!"

SHIT happens

hehehehehe....since una dey enjoy una poo who am i to put asunder

jasysandra:
He does same too...I think a guy that loves you wouldn't care how bad your poo smells

But if the smell too much he be like"Na wetin you chop?Haba!!"

SHIT happens

hehehehehe....since una dey enjoy una poo who am i to put asunder

lepasharon:


Why?

Just try and become a MAN and have a feel of it.

That's true.
But unfortunate, I am not one of the victims.

IceDude:
Onstelly dont listen to this endtime OP o, I dont like fake girls. You can poo poo in my house whenever u visit me........ Just make sure u wash up very well afta dropping them sha

Hehehe thanks

DAT is y u shld b matured first b/4 entering into relationship.















if u can't tell him u want to poo(according to u), den u are definitely hiding many things from him.





pls make haste and grow up tym is running fast.

lepasharon:


Everybody's poop smells

And smell get levels. Region of lower concentration to a higher concentration

It depends on how old you guys are.



Why can't I go to my bf's toilet to poo as I like?



Are we still forming for each other?