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I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:36am On Dec 20, 2015 |
There's this mgbeke i'm chatting with. We sort of became friends when she asked me for a recharge card and i told her i don't send cards. i actually stopped doing that sh*t but her case was kinda genuine. She was also in school so i thought she could be broke and might need to call her parents or something. She's also schooling in Benin Republic so it might be a bit tough for her to get assistance. I eventually sent her the card and she really appreciated it. We chatted once in a while until yesterday. She then dropped another bomb. Said she was bored and needed someone to take her out. I asked to where and she said Shoprite. I said okay, i would. She was like when and all that stuff. I then dropped my own bomb. I told her to come to my house first. We would have s*x before going to the mall. Then she declined . She was like, she isn't a LovePeddler and stuff. I said heck no! We're just friends with benefits. Na so she vex sey she doesn't need my benefits lol! That her friends would take her to the mall and she would show me the pictures. Na so i start to dey spin am again. That she has needs and i'm ready to take care of her needs. Omo! This girl still rebuff my line again o! She says there's no needs that her father can't take care of. I still come ask about her emotional needs. Then she said she hardly thinks about sex because they have this thing in her family . She says any man who has sex with her would die. I asked if she was wearing any waist beads or something of that nature and she said no. Then i said i'm ready to die. She hasn't responded since then. What do you guys think? |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by vizkiz: 10:37am On Dec 20, 2015 |
die you bastarrd, die 5 Likes |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Spanner4(m): 10:38am On Dec 20, 2015 |
What I think is that harmattan is affecting someone brain seriously here 1 Like |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 20, 2015 |
This is super story eeeeeh. A life of trick and deceit. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by harlos: 10:40am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Lol... i think u should just go and die |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 20, 2015 |
The Nairaland Virus is indeed Contagious... .. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Spanner4(m): 10:42am On Dec 20, 2015 |
DonChippy:Wanna poo on ur head mehn! Wat shit re u talking abt |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:42am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Jolllyjoy: It happened yesterday.. Estharfabian: Darling! Do you have that sh*t in your family too. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by SINNZ(m): 10:46am On Dec 20, 2015 |
I think you're sex starved. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:51am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by gutsygareth(f): 10:54am On Dec 20, 2015 |
everyone thinks u should d!e. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:55am On Dec 20, 2015 |
I think you should die |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by 20bc(m): 10:56am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Do you know that paracetamol is just #50 per pack, it can cure your emotional problem, physical problem, financial problem, and even mental problem.... |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 20, 2015 |
gutsygareth:Who wouldn't. I'm actually ready to die if indeed what she said was true. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by funnynation(m): 11:00am On Dec 20, 2015 |
I spotted Osogbo weed here...
FunnyNation comedian |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by AlienStar: 11:15am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Then ur life don't worth a thing. U really need some growing up. DonChippy: |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by polariss(m): 11:18am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Well I think I aint gat time for no funeral |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by phunbyt(m): 11:35am On Dec 20, 2015 |
Shebi it is not kuku me that will die the die for you. You no know whether she dey talk true, I pity you moreover can't you let that thing you call d**k remain in your boxers. Oniranu...go and do it oooo. What is even my business in this matter #teamdieyoudie #endtimedeath |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 11:39am On Dec 20, 2015 |
AlienStar: Does that mean some of you guys actually believe her? Heck! no one will die after having sex with her. It's either a superstitious belief that runs in her family or a total ruse just to make them stay away from sex. I've read it somewhere on Nairaland where a girl told her boyfriend about the beads on her waist. She said it's there to prevent her from having sex. Trust me, no one's gonna die even after spanking that ass 10 times. AlienStar: Are you telling me sex is no longer for adults? |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 11:47am On Dec 20, 2015 |
20bc:lol this reminds me of one its the house of ajebo joke i have in my phone abt a guy selling mustard seed in a travelling bus. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by BlueScholar(m): 12:05pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Hahahaha I love you replies, they're all on put. You're the man! |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Ay04z(m): 12:37pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Nairaland is becoming yabaleft gradually too many psychriatic patient posting jagons,.#seun where u?still under tree abi. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 12:46pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
vizkiz:Haba Bro calm down na But i thought this guy's an old member here sef. why him dey do like this |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 12:48pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
holyFRED:Wetin i do? |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
DonChippy:PDS |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by AlienStar: 1:08pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I hv heard such stories, that having to do some tribe . It supersitious tho. DonChippy:u r funny |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 2:12pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
AlienStar:She likes me. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Emac34: 2:30pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
u will die 4 nothing nd go to helllllllll Receive sence |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 2:32pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Emac34:Does it feel like hell to you the last time you fvcked a pu*ssy? |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Genea(f): 2:38pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
DonChippy:wah r u feeling like with dis post nw? She can't reply u bk cos u r a waste of mb and time.. |
Re: I Told Her I'm Ready To Die. by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Genea:Trust me they always come back. Especially when they need something. |
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