There's this mgbeke i'm chatting with.
We sort of became friends when she asked me for a recharge card and i told her i don't send cards.

i actually stopped doing that sh*t but her case was kinda genuine. She was also in school so i thought she could be broke and might need to call her parents or something. She's also schooling in Benin Republic so it might be a bit tough for her to get assistance.
I eventually sent her the card and she really appreciated it.

We chatted once in a while until yesterday.

She then dropped another bomb. Said she was bored and needed someone to take her out. I asked to where and she said Shoprite.

I said okay, i would.
She was like when and all that stuff.
I then dropped my own bomb.
I told her to come to my house first. We would have s*x before going to the mall.
Then she declined .
She was like, she isn't a LovePeddler and stuff.
I said heck no! We're just friends with benefits.
Na so she vex sey she doesn't need my benefits lol!
That her friends would take her to the mall and she would show me the pictures.

Na so i start to dey spin am again.
That she has needs and i'm ready to take care of her needs.
Omo! This girl still rebuff my line again o!
She says there's no needs that her father can't take care of.

I still come ask about her emotional needs.
Then she said she hardly thinks about sex because they have this thing in her family .

She says any man who has sex with her would die.

I asked if she was wearing any waist beads or something of that nature and she said no.

Then i said i'm ready to die.

She hasn't responded since then.

What do you guys think?

What I think is that harmattan is affecting someone brain seriously here

This is super story eeeeeh.

A life of trick and deceit.

Lol... i think u should just go and die

Spanner4:
What I think is that harmattan is affecting someone brain seriously here

wtf! We're talking serious sh*t here.

vizkiz:
die you bastarrd, die

Murrafucker!

DonChippy:

wtf! We're talking serious sh*t here.

Murrafucker!

Wanna poo on ur head mehn! Wat shit re u talking abt

Jolllyjoy:
This is super story eeeeeh.


A life of trick and deceit.

It happened yesterday..

Estharfabian:
The Nairaland Virus is indeed Contagious...
..

Darling! Do you have that sh*t in your family too.

I think you're sex starved.

SINNZ:
I think you're sex starved.

I need sex all day err day.

Who doesn't?

everyone thinks u should d!e.

I think you should die

gutsygareth:
everyone thinks u should d!e.

Who wouldn't.
I'm actually ready to die if indeed what she said was true.

I spotted Osogbo weed here... FunnyNation comedian

Then ur life don't worth a thing.







U really need some growing up.

DonChippy:
Who wouldn't. I'm actually ready to die if indeed what she said was true.

Well I think I aint gat time for no funeral

Shebi it is not kuku me that will die the die for you. You no know whether she dey talk true, I pity you moreover can't you let that thing you call d**k remain in your boxers. Oniranu...go and do it oooo. What is even my business in this matter #teamdieyoudie #endtimedeath

AlienStar:
Then ur life don't worth a thing.

Does that mean some of you guys actually believe her?
Heck! no one will die after having sex with her.
It's either a superstitious belief that runs in her family or a total ruse just to make them stay away from sex.
I've read it somewhere on Nairaland where a girl told her boyfriend about the beads on her waist. She said it's there to prevent her from having sex.
Trust me, no one's gonna die even after spanking that ass 10 times.

AlienStar:

U really need some growing up.

Are you telling me sex is no longer for adults?

20bc:
Do you know that paracetamol is just #50 per pack, it can cure your emotional problem, physical problem, financial problem, and even mental problem....

lol this reminds me of one its the house of ajebo joke i have in my phone abt a guy selling mustard seed in a travelling bus.

Hahahaha I love you replies, they're all on put. You're the man!

Nairaland is becoming yabaleft gradually too many psychriatic patient posting jagons,.#seun where u?still under tree abi.

vizkiz:
die you bastarrd, die

Haba
Bro calm down na

But i thought this guy's an old member here sef.
why him dey do like this

holyFRED:

Haba
Bro calm down na

But i thought this guy's an old member here sef.
why him dey do like this

Wetin i do?

DonChippy:
Wetin i do?

PDS

I hv heard such stories, that having to do some tribe . It supersitious tho.

DonChippy:




Does that mean some of you guys actually believe her?
Heck no one will dies after having sex with her.
It's either a superstitious belief that runs in her family or a total ruse just to make them stay away from sex.
I've read it somewhere on Nairaland where a girl told her boyfriend about the beads on her waist. She said it's there to prevent her from having sex.
Trust me, no one's gonna die even after spanking that ass 10 times.



Are you telling me sex is no longer for adults?

u r funny

AlienStar:
I hv heard such stories, that having to do some tribe . It supersitious tho. u r funny

She likes me.

u will die 4 nothing nd go to helllllllll
Receive sence

Emac34:
u will die 4 nothing nd go to helllllllll
Receive sence

Does it feel like hell to you the last time you fvcked a pu*ssy?

DonChippy:
There's this mgbeke i'm chatting with.
We sort of became friends when she asked me for a recharge card and i told her i don't send cards.

i actually stopped doing that sh*t but her case was kinda genuine. She was also in school so i thought she could be broke and might need to call her parents or something. She's also schooling in Benin Republic so it might be a bit tough for her to get assistance.
I eventually sent her the card and she really appreciated it.

We chatted once in a while until yesterday.

She then dropped another bomb. Said she was bored and needed someone to take her out. I asked to where and she said Shoprite.

I said okay, i would.
She was like when and all that stuff.
I then dropped my own bomb.
I told her to come to my house first. We would have s*x before going to the mall.
Then she declined .
She was like, she isn't a LovePeddler and stuff.
I said heck no! We're just friends with benefits.
Na so she vex sey she doesn't need my benefits lol!
That her friends would take her to the mall and she would show me the pictures.

Na so i start to dey spin am again.
That she has needs and i'm ready to take care of her needs.
Omo! This girl still rebuff my line again o!
She says there's no needs that her father can't take care of.

I still come ask about her emotional needs.
Then she said she hardly thinks about sex because they have this thing in her family .

She says any man who has sex with her would die.

I asked if she was wearing any waist beads or something of that nature and she said no.

Then i said i'm ready to die.

She hasn't responded since then.

What do you guys think?

wah r u feeling like with dis post nw? She can't reply u bk cos u r a waste of mb and time..

Genea:
wah r u feeling like with dis post nw? She can't reply u bk cos u r a waste of mb and time..

Trust me they always come back.
Especially when they need something.