congoshine:

You must be a self-servicer then 

No2Atheism:

holy Shit what an analogy.

This is the first time i am hearing of this analogy. So because someone does not womanise, nor drink nor smoke, that makes him a self-servicer.

LMAO, LOL, have you ever heard of something called[b] relationships[/b]. Where the guy does not hop around after anything in skirt.

congoshine:

& the relationship isn't with a woman ,I suspect?

No2Atheism:

I never said i don't dig women, i never said i have not been in[b] relationships[/b] (plural).

I only said i don't change women like boxer shorts i.e. i do not womaniser, meaning jumping from one skirt to another  i.e. when am with one person am with one person i.e . i am not a two timing son of a b****.

dj limse:

uhn, i saw BUSH BABIES, i even cought one, i loved playing with their genitals.

Krayola:

AAARRGGHHH!!! This thread brings back PAINFUL memories,

JSS1 (1st term and half of second term). Federal Government college Ilorin

Chei!! My eye see pepper. I was just going to turn 11 and didn't know anything about anything. Spent the 1st two weeks feasting on my provisions till they ran out. . .  then reality bit me real hard. .  my parents had abandoned me to show me life was hard. . . My bucket miss, my mosquito net miss, my mattress miss. .  senior beat me, i spark for senior. . he bet me harder (what the hell was i thinking). . had malaria like 2ce. . Called home to beg someone to come and rescue me. .  Nobody gave a flyin fukc!! Yee pa ri pa!!!  i cry tire.  Came back 2nd term . . . once, my school father beat the crap out of me for SPENDING MY OWN MONEY THAT MY PARENTS GAVE ME without his permission (this bastard was 14 yrs old), had malaria like 2ce. . called home and threatened suicide. .  My mother showed up the next day and took me out of the school.
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Krayola:

AAARRGGHHH!!! This thread brings back PAINFUL memories,
. . called home and threatened suicide. .  My mother showed up the next day and took me out of the school.

I intend to put my kids through that torture  

i was at home through out primary school. (oluyole private school. ibadan)

secondary school? o! that was a different case entirely. first i went to nickdel college ibadan where i used only first term of my jss1, i was in the boarding house but i had to leave cos i was damn to stubborn so i got beaten up pretty badly.

i got transferred to the vale college ibadan and it was fun, i was also in the boarding house but this one was more like ''ajebuta'' so i had a ball until i finished junior secondary. that's where the real fun began, Wink

moved to lagos so i enrolled at lagos state model college kankon, badagry. (LASMOCK). i can never forget my first night in the hostel, half of my things got stolen and from there on things became an adventure. the next day i got 6 strokes of hot koboko (the first in my life!), na so i manage until i reach ss3 then i started showing myself Grin, anyways if not for that school, i wouldn't be as ''sharp'' as i dey now. big ups to LASMOCK.

tertiary? ah! that one na loooooooooooong tiiiiiiiiiiiin! Grin Cheesy Shocked

Okwyjesus:

l picked my degree living in the refeegue camp called hostel, l love my alma mater and l will not disgrace them in this public place but it was horrible especially the toliet end. l will not forget the day my leg mistakely deep into the toilet bowl while positioning to discharge in my first year, l wash and wash and wash the leg wishing it is possible to cut the leg off and fix new one. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm horrible experience.

LWKMD

elektra:

i spent primary school at home

i went to secondary school at F.G.G.C Bwari
that school was something else, chei!!!
junior years were hell,
our first and probaly only aim in that school was to fetch water!!!
we would fetch water till 4AM sometimes
one senior student usually had an average of 20 buckets which would be distributed to we juniors as you are walking out of RED BRICKS(the hostel)
there was no escape

i still wonder how we managed to pass our exams
we would spend both afternoon and night prep serving purnishment in the class

there was usually mass purnishment , where senior student would punish the whole set(like the whole JSS2)
for one person's crime
the would ask us to lie down flat on the quadrangle in our nighties
the quadrangle is where all sorts of waste is poured by the whole hostel
this is where we urinated, poured garri, saliva, wasing water, dirty water, mopping water, the list is endless
and we were not permitted to change nighties before sleeping,
infact, i can never forget secondary schooll
all the flogging - it was usually 20 trokes with a mopp stick

Na why some of us get strong head

elektra:

@ iice
infact i also got strong heart to go with it,
in that school i gathered all the experience i need to go through life , or at least naija life

I agree!