STFUareyouGod:
I can see yur really missing me

prettythicksme:
Yes oooo,so much

YourMain:
The poor guy looks like he's in proper agony

YourMain:
The poor guy looks like he's in proper agony

STFUareyouGod:
oya take

MrAkias:
Hmm na wa o! if dis guy is ur frnd or brother what wil u say to him if he comes home one day with dis woman intending to marry her?

prettythicksme:
Not enough


I slept early like 9pm,woke up not quiet long&sleep no gree come again

STFUareyouGod:
dey pick beans

prettythicksme:
wicked!


Happy sunday boo

STFUareyouGod:
wish you same darling


Church?

prettythicksme:
Back,went to church with my sis!their service tho,e get as e b

STFUareyouGod:
e quick o. Wetin do their service?


Me still dey church

STFUareyouGod:
Myfantasies why you always deactivating and coming back almost immediately

myfantasies:
I wish i know y

Maybe cos i have not gotten a job yet, so am just restless, maybe wen i do i won't have d time for nairaland anymore

HAPPY NEW YEAR

STFUareyouGod:
lol. That's funny. Hope you know I didn't ask cuz I was trying to throw shade. I asked cuz I'm always worried everytime you disappear

Thanks for the wishes
Same here; happy new year

fuckshit:
bloody fυςk!!! this guy is fυςking “done for"; his fυςking facial expression fυςking says it all;

the lady is all smiles; she's going to fυςk the living ŝhit out of this motherfυςker;

what is u nd dis 'Bleep'thing

myfantasies:
I know, nd tanks for ur concern

So just cos i disappeared for a while u now decided not to give me my own chicken

STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe, your chicken is on its way. And a brand new Hyundai car. A better model than the one olamide and don jazzy are fighting over

myfantasies:
Don't mind those two overgrown children, let dem keep it up

Nd i don't want hyundai car, I prefer Toyota

Please order my chicken through konga or jumia

STFUareyouGod:
hehehehe Toyota? Ok! I'll have to call the driver to return the Hyundai
Consider the Toyota done

And for the chicken, where be the delivery address!

myfantasies:
Aaahh, na d delivery address be problem ooo, cos i I am looking for accommodation

Tell dem i will wait under mile2 bridge, it's closer to where i sleep

Nd which model of Toyota r u sending, cos i have taste

STFUareyouGod:
lobatan! Around mile2? Ok. Just come with your ID, Bank card, Int'l p'port, certificates, and birth certificate for identification

Tell me the model you want

myfantasies:
So just cos i want a chicken i will now provide all dese documents... Just say u don't want to give me chicken

Only the car will do, I will just manage Toyota Prado, latest model

STFUareyouGod:
it's cuz I don't want anybody to impersonate you. You know we've dropped enough detail here and people dey watch. So person fit go corner the chicken
Just get those documents ready


Consider the Prado done. 10:00am Monday, meet the delivery man under the bridge

MrAkias:
Hmm na wa o! if dis guy is ur frnd or brother what wil u say to him if he comes home one day with dis woman intending to marry her?