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Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Formidable1: 10:58pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Doctors from Vancouver General Hospital announced last week Friday that they have performed the first ever horse p*nis transplant on a 32-year-old male. During the 14 hour surgery, doctors removed a man's p*"nis and replaced it with one from a horse. The first ever cosmetic reconstructive surgery was not due to any health issues, but a choice the man made to "increase the excitement in his love life." "I come from Asian descent, which left my manhood lacking my entire life," said Phuy Su Ling. "Women don't take me serious. When we get to the point of intimacy, they always laugh. Well they won't be laughing anymore will they? I got 18 inches on them now, and it's as wide as my wrist. Come get it bitches!" Doctors say that Ling will be in the hospital for an additional nine days to make sure that his body does not reject his new part. After his three-month recovery, Ling will be able to "use his gigantic instrument any way he sees fit." Until then, Ling says he is phoning every girl that ever laughed at him and setting updates for this upcoming April. "I'm not wasting any time," Said Ling. "And I'm not giving any warnings. I can't wait to put this bad baby to work. Who will be laughing now bitches!" Doctors have tried to discourage Ling from using his newly acquired manhood as revenge. However, they say it was just their job to surgically attach it. Whatever he does afterwards is none of their business. Source: http://naijapicks.com/posts/985/canadian-man-receives-the-first-successful-horse-penis-transplant
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Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by lasisi69(f): 10:59pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Dem dey circumcise the man 1 Like |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by obiorathesubtle: 11:03pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Lol.. This guy inferiority complex na hungry man size. 2 Likes |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by AngryNigerian(m): 11:03pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Where Antie Shiinyere, come and follow me hear ooooo!!! Shey you said you like am very huge Here you have it... |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by TrapLORD(m): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Misplaced priorities. Who horse prik don help? 1 Like |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by MRBrownJ: 11:10pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
gullible bloggers should stop forwarding these FAKE news, and instead should always check the source of what they are about to post. these news come from sites such a now8news who are FAKE NEWS SITES, for stoopid people who believe any BS they read n the internet. here are other "great" news from their sites: - W.H.O. Confirms Over 10,000 People Accidentally Vaccinated With Ebola Virus - New Study Shows Smoking Weed Can Dry Out Your Vagina - Man Gets Teeth Kicked Out After Attempting Sex With Horse - Woman Stabs Husbands Penis 13 Times After Mistaking It For A Snake - Congress Votes To Dismantle The Statue Of Liberty – “Give Me Your Tired And Poor” Is Misleading To Immigrants only a fool will believe that any of the above (or the subject of this thread) is real 1 Like |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Kingsasian(m): 11:11pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Angel Mike abeg come blow your trumpet. End time things don too much. 1 Like |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by JewelRegi(f): 11:12pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Nothing wey we no go see o This is really end time transplant May God have mercy on our generation Wey animal tin better pass wetin God give u. |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Another mad man, they laughed at u when it was small, now they at the site of this they will role on grand laughing mumu chinko |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by AlienStar: 11:26pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Seriously? |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by gmacnoms(m): 11:38pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
Abeg, Even if d trumpet never ready. Make dem just blow anythin because dis world end time Na serious endtime Meanwhile, I have BSC with 6 MONTHS EXPERIENCE as a bvn officer. Anyone with news or info on VACANCY around DELTA, kindly quote me. I can as well do jobs in LAGOS if der's ACCOMODATION. I'm also a SAXOPHONIST, incase your church needs paid services of one |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by IamLEGEND1: 11:42pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
2 Likes
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Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by jmaxjohn(m): 11:49pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
IamLEGEND1: its a fake story and the hungry blogger just plagiarized crap 1 Like |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Nobody: 12:14am On Jan 07, 2016 |
MRBrownJ:those titles ehn |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Nobody: 12:21am On Jan 07, 2016 |
... Baba wan use revenge tear their t0t0. Badt guy Fvck them hard! |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by RoastedCorn(m): 7:17am On Jan 07, 2016 |
check google |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Goridoe(m): 9:01am On Jan 07, 2016 |
TrapLORD: na horse ego eventually help, cos na horse hin go see to use ahm on.! |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by JanuaryTempest(f): 9:05am On Jan 07, 2016 |
Hilarious |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 07, 2016 |
kai this guy wicked o. |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Dannyoje(m): 11:33am On Jan 07, 2016 |
The guy is crazy |
Re: Canadian Man Receives The First Successful Horse P*nis Transplant by Poseidon000: 11:42am On Jan 07, 2016 |
[size=13pt] I got 18 Ling This got me laughing hard. Those galz really did serious damage to his ego. He wants his on pound of flesh now[/size] 1 Like |
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