Cool Calm and Collected

From my house to the assembly ground to the classroom and back to my house for good six years

Whenever I will be having a child I pray for a decent and responsible child like me.

ikombe:


So pretty gals can do evil tins

lol yes na

wwhitewitch:
I did many terrible things but one thing i will never forget is turning on the siren to disturb the peaceof the school early in the morning at about 1 2am,much to the chagrin of my housemaster. He always turned it off. The sweetest part is i was never caught. There was this day I poured pee on a senior's (wicked senior) bed. He was labeled a bedwetter till he graduated.

Please share your naughty experiences. Don't forget to ask God for forgiveness too and remember that before you scold that your naughty niece, cousin or nephew remember the things you
did when you were older than them.

"lest i forget there was a time when one of my english female teacher had a busty body and a big bum so i purposely refuse to do her assignment so that she will then tell me to kneel down in the staff room close to her desk while i purposely steers at her laps,ass and big boobs.

. Na fight sure pass for me. Beating all the yoruba boys n girls wey dey sharp mouth based on a Wafferian. Them collect no be small n na so I chop cane tire from my class teacher

deewhone:
Ow about washing senior's plate with water used in washing pant and sandals

Ha!!!!!!!!!! Lady!!!!!!!!
Your wickedness is out of human realm. I "judi" for you ooooo.

deewhone:
Ow about washing senior's plate with water used in washing pant and sandals

Babe, make God 4give us. I was bad when I was in secondary schl and na all those seniors cause am. They were damn too wicked

Hadez:


I left high school a virgin

ahn ahn.. Were you asked?

The school commandant told me and my friend to kneel down in his office from 10am to 6pm on a friday because we bullied a student. Omo as the guy go mosque na so I go shit for en toilet..(Take selfies for en chair...take water from en fridge. Ogbeni we enjoy that day.

eminent007:


Ha!!!!!!!!!! Lady!!!!!!!!
Your wickedness is out of human realm. I "judi" for you ooooo.

Dose seniors can bring out d beast in you. Lemme add one more. Adding a lil drop of ur urine into d drinking water u r sent 2 fetch

HateU2:
Babe, make God 4give us. I was bad when I was in secondary schl and na all those seniors cause am. They were damn too wicked

Dose seniors are damn 2 wicked jor, I add a lil drop of urine inside d drinking water m sent 2 fetch

Drinking in d toilet,smokin in d bush, scaling fences @ nyt,tapping girls current during nyt prep,killing our teachers chicken, stealing uniform wen dey steal yours, playing table tennis 12 mindnyt,pipin girls hostel,goin our of skul around 12midnyt to play ps2 nd f***k hoes......................bathing at d bak of admin block while skul assembly is close to u,leavin d skul witout permission
See abeg dem to plenty .........Gsss pyakasa abuja

HateU2:
Babe, make God 4give us. I was bad when I was in secondary schl and na all those seniors cause am. They were damn too wicked

As in, mah own sufferness no be 4 here. I remembered, every brk, 'll kneel in front of mum and dad dt I dnt wanna return 2 dt skl. D pleas fell on deaf ears

deewhone:
Dose seniors can bring out d beast in you. Lemme add one more. Adding a lil drop of ur urine into d drinking water u r sent 2 fetch

I am covered by the Blood of Jesus.

You won't believe what I did if I told you.

With a friend will cause fight among girls, and when they r beating themselves, we will now enter their middle and start pressing their boobs all in the name of separating the fight, or we hug them from behind , put hands under their hampit and start pressing their boobs.... Bad boy!!!

Lol I actually created a gang of bad boys that beat up anybody that touches any of us. Till one day they tagged us cultists and called security men For us, omo eh the kind flog wey I receive that day is what I will never forget

MuhdG:

Did u attend gombe high school?

hey, i did jss1 there! 2004!

Hadez:

I left high school a virgin

Lai Mohammed must be your uncle .

eminent007:

I am covered by the Blood of Jesus.
You won't believe what I did if I told you.

Pls do

wow

ikombe:
Na you win d award of d baddest guy in school

before na belle she dey look for

I always stay calm to my fellow Students & Staffs. I alwasy weit 4 be best Student.

Men I was so cool still I started mixing up wt dem bad guys nd seriously I don't regret my act I did a lot of bad things nd they include___den I was a stunch back bencher so when d teacher is teaching I'm busy watching porn @ d back ( for once dem no catch me) dat was in m jss3___fast foward to ss1 I started slapping dem girl's asses den___fast foward to ss2 (ghen ghen na here me do pass) if u b youth corper thundere don fire u if u be girl nd u come be the type wey d wear tight cloths, den e get one youth corper aunty ifeoma me time dt lady yash wella ehh me nd my clique go pretend lyk say we wan ask am question when she wan comot door na so we go d press press d yash d rock am she feel us well well till she bin shout Jesus Christ I wil never teach ss2____fast foward to ss3 na where my craze come enter kolomental e get one fine bobbicious girl mehn if u see dis girl bobbi u go know say cossy na small girl bra sef no ft hol d girl bobbii her name na ****a na so I push cara for d girl head laaa relationship set seriously I no get evil thing for mind ooo na so konji come d hook d girl nd den me no wan gbeka am oo mehn I finger thunder comot d girl brain press bobbi tire she come d say its ok m tired I was lyk ehhh u asked for it mehn I pressssss am lyk say I d press bread wey get sardine the next day she no come skul I ask am why she talk say she sick, I come ask am werin sick u she talk na me cause am. Na dat day I confirm my sefl__fast foward to d same ss3 as mock start me nd maths no d get along at all bt me sabi oda subj pass dem originator na so one teacher come d mark us laaa say we no go copy me try copy 7 outta 10 come d happy say me go get sharp grade na so d teacher catch me carry my script tear give me new script carry my copying source comot mehn me vex, as bonethugs nd harmony I position carry d man bag(e no see me) go hide d bag me no wan do am anything na just hiding things me no knw my clique sef d plan bad for d man men dem guys mean ooo na so my guy go carry em bag soak for children toilet (smtn wey public toilet neat pass) another guy carry em laptop loose am collect ram nd other things. Men dat man swear for us dat day anyhow shaa story plenty. For more PM me ur digits cos me no d too relate for NL

Justicealh3:
I always stay calm to my fellow Students & Staffs. I alwasy weit 4 be best Student.

With this type of grammar or best for something else?

timota:
na u try pass. Ur owns sins is beyond the priest and it is only the pope that can handle ur matter

chaiii no be say i force her o

deewhone:
Pls do

Hmmmm. I made a guy repeat class because I burnt all his books (texts and notes). He offended me first term. I calmly waited and took my revenge third term, a week to exam.

ExplicitContent:
Threw bangers in the principal's cmpound..
Locked the Vice principal Admin in the hostel when he came to chase boys(ss3 students) to go for night prep.
Made 25k in first term s3 resumption week tasking all junior students in my hostel.. Could have been more but some paid with provisions.
Putting akpako in a senior student bathing water and watched da hell how he scratched to madness..
Dah, e dan do lyk dis. The list long.
Na God go forgive us.

Repping feDsco ogoja

Wow! So U are a Fedsco graduate. .. nice to meet u.. I m actually Serving there Presently. .. Men! U must have rocked d Skul die.

ADEWUMIMichael:
i did the samething...buh mine was my vice principal

hahaha........ How did it end?

I no dey do french teachers assignment just so she will tell me 2 kneel down in front of d class. Omo see free pay per view. Pink, red, white. Which colour of pant i no see.

paloncy:
Drinking in d toilet,smokin in d bush, scaling fences @ nyt,tapping girls current during nyt prep,killing our teachers chicken, stealing uniform wen dey steal yours, playing table tennis 12 mindnyt,pipin girls hostel,goin our of skul around 12midnyt to play ps2 nd f***k hoes......................bathing at d bak of admin block while skul assembly is close to u,leavin d skul witout permission
See abeg dem to plenty .........Gsss pyakasa abuja

dats ma skul wat set were u in...dey have been moved to parmanent site in Maitama

Tridenttt:
Men I was so cool still I started mixing up wt dem bad guys nd seriously I don't regret my act I did a lot of bad things nd they include___den I was a stunch back bencher so when d teacher is teaching I'm busy watching porn @ d back ( for once dem no catch me) dat was in m jss3___fast foward to ss1 I started slapping dem girl's asses den___fast foward to ss2 (ghen ghen na here me do pass) if u b youth corper thundere don fire u if u be girl nd u come be the type wey d wear tight cloths, den e get one youth corper aunty ifeoma me time dt lady yash wella ehh me nd my clique go pretend lyk say we wan ask am question when she wan comot door na so we go d press press d yash d rock am she feel us well well till she bin shout Jesus Christ I wil never teach ss2____fast foward to ss3 na where my craze come enter kolomental e get one fine bobbicious girl mehn if u see dis girl bobbi u go know say cossy na small girl bra sef no ft hol d girl bobbii her name na ****a na so I push cara for d girl head laaa relationship set seriously I no get evil thing for mind ooo na so konji come d hook d girl nd den me no wan gbeka am oo mehn I finger thunder comot d girl brain press bobbi tire she come d say its ok m tired I was lyk ehhh u asked for it mehn I pressssss am lyk say I d press bread wey get sardine the next day she no come skul I ask am why she talk say she sick, I come ask am werin sick u she talk na me cause am. Na dat day I confirm my sefl__fast foward to d same ss3 as mock start me nd maths no d get along at all bt me sabi oda subj pass dem originator na so one teacher come d mark us laaa say we no go copy me try copy 7 outta 10 come d happy say me go get sharp grade na so d teacher catch me carry my script tear give me new script carry my copying source comot mehn me vex, as bonethugs nd harmony I position carry d man bag(e no see me) go hide d bag me no wan do am anything na just hiding things me no knw my clique sef d plan bad for d man men dem guys mean ooo na so my guy go carry em bag soak for children toilet (smtn wey public toilet neat pass) another guy carry em laptop loose am collect ram nd other things. Men dat man swear for us dat day anyhow shaa story plenty. For more PM me ur digits cos me no d too relate for NL

I don warn niggas tire, No dey mix SK with weed smoke.... abeg. see this brother now... how we wan take help him on top his write up.

Hadez:


I left high school a virgin

Lol. That is not what determines a good girl nah.

I write the names of noisemakers with pencil and if you settle me I will clean it.

Don't know if I'm deviating from the norm, but I remembered then in secondary school, once I wrote down the name of noise makers on Mondays, that list will not expire till Friday in other words if you're @ the receiving end of teacher's cane on Monday you'll carry it over till on friday. Na who get time to waste paper and ink?