My main bae showed me the list of her new year resolution she wrote down on paper.
The most annoying and shocking one is;

""Sex with stupidity, once in a month""


Can you all imagine??

I confronted her, she said she doesn't want to be doing it all the time like we used to.

It used to be 2 to 3times daily. Morning before goin to work, at times during break at work I will rush home for a quickie, and every evening before bed. But now she wan just turn am to once in a month. She say e go be every last saturday of the month. I jux dey vex.

stupidity:
My main bae showed me the list of her new year resolution she wrote down on paper.
The most annoying and shocking one is;

""Sex with stupidity, once in a month""


Can you all imagine??

I confronted her, she said she doesn't want to be doing it all the time like we used to.

It used to be 2 to 3times daily. Morning before goin to work, at times during break at work I will rush home for a quickie, and every evening before bed. But now she wan just turn am to once in a month. She say e go be every last saturday of the month. I jux dey vex.

e-diot

Seriously

Mehn! Emergency! You need to do love portion!

smh 4 op

I find this hard to believe. Well maybe she wants not tune down the rate at which you have sex monthly

stupidity my man
ease off bro

that sort of new year resolution only last for a month or 2.
she will miss the good old goody goody

No, you are insane

Give her 1-2 months,that her new year resolution will change.

Stupidity! Stupidity!!
I say Stupidity!!!.


How many times did i call u? Ehhh

Sex na food

Marry her if u want regular sex

This guy never seizes to humor me, guy dey use comedy sear for u ni .... Crazy guy

she needs hard reset

stupidity:
My main bae showed me the list of her new year resolution she wrote down on paper.
The most annoying and shocking one is;

""Sex with stupidity, once in a month""


Can you all imagine??

I confronted her, she said she doesn't want to be doing it all the time like we used to.

It used to be 2 to 3times daily. Morning before goin to work, at times during break at work I will rush home for a quickie, and every evening before bed. But now she wan just turn am to once in a month. She say e go be every last saturday of the month. I jux dey vex.

Maybe when you decide to stop being "a broke ass nigga" things will improve and you can then renegotiate the terms?



**keeps chewing egusi flavoured gum**

Lols...last saturday of every month thank her jhoor she is sanitating u too that day

This pvssy asss nigga don come again!! Mumu wey no gree get sense

Lwkmd.. Chai! End time Op..

Lol... anybody who believes this story... can believe anything.

imagine
mayb u no get am for mind to marry d girl oo u wan com turn d yeye girl tin into well for person way go marry her. i no blame d girl u to try control ur stick or u go die if u nno Bleep?

Op there r only 3 reasons we girls can do this;

1) Your broke or stingy
2) To coerce you into putting a ring sharply on our fingers if we feel we have waited too long enough since we aren't getting any younger
3) To prevent our pussies from becoming like borehole especially if ur dick is too big and we aren't sure if u'll eventually marry us. You know if u dump us and the MR Right comes we may no more be compatible with MR Right if u drill our holes to a borehole level especially if Mr Rights thing might not be too big.
Ciao.

Op why you dey give us format na

heheeheheheheehehehehe.......2016 no go funny 4 sum peepz sha Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo

any gal way try DAT one with me go hear am.hot cause DAT Saturday go be dieeee

Having sex 3 times daily is very absurd, talkless of someone you are not married to. Have you not turned such a lady to olosho? Now, if you end up not marrying her she will be like scrap to anyone that eventually marries her. Why do our ladies allow themselves to be turned to empty basket before getting married. God dey oooo